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Living with Pierce

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Living with Pierce

Published March 23, 2014 17:21:15

My roommate Pierce Brosnan is such an arsehole.

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Hiya.

I'm a writer. I write comedy, tell stories and get up to all sorts of mad things. I'm not Philip Larkin the poet, because he is dead and I am not.

I've written stories for UK soap Hollyoaks, had my work performed in Glasgow's famous Oran Mor theatre and I've worked for a wee while at an award-winning digital agency.


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I'm not the dead poet Philip Larkin, but by fuck I could try (I did have one of my poems published in the County Armagh Millennium Schools Poetry Anthology). 

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