100mountains are creating Chaos - Fear - Mayhem
27
patrons
$238
per month
Greetings fleshy meat-sack* and welcome to the 100mountains Patreon brought to you by you!

NO TORIES OR PEOPLE WHO THINK TRUMP IS NOT INSANE

I am the main composer and producer (Kris) and I like dogs and donkeys. My llama-herding friend (Eric) deals with this page because I live in a remote dunghill and I only come out once every month or so to message Eric. The previous page has now been made family-friendly after someone complained about the amount of bum and penis references. ahem.

The 100mountains name was coined by a not at all amusing joke about a road sign in Guatemala. It eventually came to describe the various hurdles that litter the landscape of being a slightly neuro-divergent musician, it has a positive aspect to it for me in that I think of panoramic mountain ranges, large never-before existing landscapes in sound. So far its me, Semay Wu and William Stewart. Other skilled members are welcome but given the amount I move around from country to country and place to place, its difficult to build connections at present.

The main goal of this page is to fund 100mountains work, that means living and maintaining in a stable way and smoking bin liners full of weed (every day). I have all the equipment I need but most of what stops me from progressing faster is to do with money, living spaces, extraneous noise and being completely mental / talented. What I absolutely need is complete peace and quiet no distractions, I've been searching for years but still cant quite get there but I've got a temporary place now where I can build something more that could get me to what I need.

Upon joining the campaign you get the password to the protected page on the 100mountains.uk website because quite a lot of the tracks are too large for the 200MB limit that is set on Patreon.

Audio projectiles shall be launched into your face at the earliest available opportunities, I want to do one a month, but sometimes other things come up, like for example losing the will to live, nervous breakdowns and my other job as a hitman etc. Selected transmissions will then form an earth product, which will be commoditised and cynically sold in order to transfer to goods and services as per our laughable monetary system that we all enjoy and is not an embarrassing failure that is a sad indictment of the human race. HAHA.

100mountains is sponsored by:
Plogue Bidule, Audio Damage, Zynaptiq, Presonus, IK Multimedia, Flowstone, Nusofting, Izotope, Sugar Bytes, Ohm Force, Camel Audio, Celemony, GRM, RME, Sonic Coutre, Wave Alchemy, Audio GL, Tron Sonic, Sam Spacey Epica LIbrary.

If you find the idea of contributing monthly to this ridiculous project sickening and puerile yet you find yourself so awash with cash that you simply cannot cope you can still buy us a bloody expensive one-off gift from our Software and Hardware Wish List

---------------------------------
❤️ from 100mountains

* - if you are some reason not a fleshy meat-sack, also greetings and I hope you like the atmosphere.

Tiers
entry level
$1 or more per month 1 patron
8 Legs of venison is too dear.
Journey to the end of my brain
$2 or more per month 10 patrons
“The plain truth, I may as well admit it, is that I've never been really right in the head.”
Lets all grow weed
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
“To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in  prose. People don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into  delirium in front of them. To hell with them!”
Depression sucks balls
$10 or more per month 9 patrons
“The sadness of the world has different ways of getting to people, but it seems to succeed almost every time.”
ice cream and donkeys
$25 or more per month 1 patron
"As art sinks into paralysis, artists multiply. This anomaly ceases to be one if we realize that art, on its way to exhaustion, has become both impossible and easy."
mountain hopper
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
“An Immense hatred keeps me alive... i would live for a thousand years if i were certain of seeing the whole world croak.”
ridicule-latte
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
"At least one grandmother a week was eaten for want of a gazelle"
Goals
$238 of $2,092 per month
autonomy!
1 of 1
Greetings fleshy meat-sack* and welcome to the 100mountains Patreon brought to you by you!

NO TORIES OR PEOPLE WHO THINK TRUMP IS NOT INSANE

I am the main composer and producer (Kris) and I like dogs and donkeys. My llama-herding friend (Eric) deals with this page because I live in a remote dunghill and I only come out once every month or so to message Eric. The previous page has now been made family-friendly after someone complained about the amount of bum and penis references. ahem.

The 100mountains name was coined by a not at all amusing joke about a road sign in Guatemala. It eventually came to describe the various hurdles that litter the landscape of being a slightly neuro-divergent musician, it has a positive aspect to it for me in that I think of panoramic mountain ranges, large never-before existing landscapes in sound. So far its me, Semay Wu and William Stewart. Other skilled members are welcome but given the amount I move around from country to country and place to place, its difficult to build connections at present.

The main goal of this page is to fund 100mountains work, that means living and maintaining in a stable way and smoking bin liners full of weed (every day). I have all the equipment I need but most of what stops me from progressing faster is to do with money, living spaces, extraneous noise and being completely mental / talented. What I absolutely need is complete peace and quiet no distractions, I've been searching for years but still cant quite get there but I've got a temporary place now where I can build something more that could get me to what I need.

Upon joining the campaign you get the password to the protected page on the 100mountains.uk website because quite a lot of the tracks are too large for the 200MB limit that is set on Patreon.

Audio projectiles shall be launched into your face at the earliest available opportunities, I want to do one a month, but sometimes other things come up, like for example losing the will to live, nervous breakdowns and my other job as a hitman etc. Selected transmissions will then form an earth product, which will be commoditised and cynically sold in order to transfer to goods and services as per our laughable monetary system that we all enjoy and is not an embarrassing failure that is a sad indictment of the human race. HAHA.

100mountains is sponsored by:
Plogue Bidule, Audio Damage, Zynaptiq, Presonus, IK Multimedia, Flowstone, Nusofting, Izotope, Sugar Bytes, Ohm Force, Camel Audio, Celemony, GRM, RME, Sonic Coutre, Wave Alchemy, Audio GL, Tron Sonic, Sam Spacey Epica LIbrary.

If you find the idea of contributing monthly to this ridiculous project sickening and puerile yet you find yourself so awash with cash that you simply cannot cope you can still buy us a bloody expensive one-off gift from our Software and Hardware Wish List

---------------------------------
❤️ from 100mountains

* - if you are some reason not a fleshy meat-sack, also greetings and I hope you like the atmosphere.

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Tiers
entry level
$1 or more per month 1 patron
8 Legs of venison is too dear.
Journey to the end of my brain
$2 or more per month 10 patrons
“The plain truth, I may as well admit it, is that I've never been really right in the head.”
Lets all grow weed
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
“To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in  prose. People don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into  delirium in front of them. To hell with them!”
Depression sucks balls
$10 or more per month 9 patrons
“The sadness of the world has different ways of getting to people, but it seems to succeed almost every time.”
ice cream and donkeys
$25 or more per month 1 patron
"As art sinks into paralysis, artists multiply. This anomaly ceases to be one if we realize that art, on its way to exhaustion, has become both impossible and easy."
mountain hopper
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
“An Immense hatred keeps me alive... i would live for a thousand years if i were certain of seeing the whole world croak.”
ridicule-latte
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"At least one grandmother a week was eaten for want of a gazelle"