Two Minutes To Late Night are creating A Heavy Metal Themed Late Night Talk Show
275

patrons

$2,477
per month
What's up tree nuts? Welcome to the all new Two Minutes to Late Night Patreon Page!

For the past three years, we have been making the best metal-themed talk show episodes, sketches, and cover videos for the various black t-shirt afficianados of the YouTube public. We have plunged ourselves into crippling debt making funny satanic web content we can be proud of. This year we are committing to making a full season of eight brand new episodes!

That's why we've come to you: if you chip in a couple dollars a month, we can make this new season of Two Minutes the best show it can possibly be. 

Don't worry: the show is happening, regardless, and will continue to be available for free on YouTube. But your financial support will help us improve the quality of the episodes, pay our crew and actors, and put our focus entirely on making Two Minutes the show we want it to be, and the show you deserve to see. 

Hail Satan, and please stay tuned for MTV's Singled Out?
Tiers
Lil' Butthole
$1 or more per month 82 patrons
One dollar will get you our praise and thanks, your name in the credits, access to the podcast, and access to sneak peak set photos from upcoming releases.
Butthole
$5 or more per month 95 patrons
Five dollars gets your name in the credits and sneak peak photos PLUS access to Patreon-exclusive video content.
Bigger Butthole
$10 or more per month 61 patrons
Ten dollars gets your name in the credits, sneak peak photos and Patreon-exclusive video content PLUS a limited-run patch.
Giant Butthole
$25 or more per month 30 patrons
Twenty-five dollars gets you all that previous shit PLUS free admission to live tapings (or access to an exclusive live stream if you don't live locally) PLUS a Two Minutes to Late Night t-shirt.


[PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR SHIRT SIZE SOMEWHERE IN YOUR FORM]

The Biggest Butthole of All
$50 or more per month 5 patrons
Fifty dollars gets you all the previous benefits PLUS a personalized video of Gwarsenio Hall roasting you.


[PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR SHIRT SIZE & YOUR EMAIL SOMEWHERE IN YOUR FORM]

JK this one is the biggest butthole
$100 or more per month 6 patrons
One Hundred dollars gets you everything on this whole page, PLUS honestly either we'll just put you in the show, or let you pick the song that Mutoid Man covers on an episode. We need at least a six month commitment to do that, though. It's a lotta work.


[PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR SHIRT SIZE & YOUR EMAIL SOMEWHERE IN YOUR FORM]

Goals
$2,477 of $2,500 per month
Gwarsenio will try to get himself kicked out of his childhood synagogue 
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What's up tree nuts? Welcome to the all new Two Minutes to Late Night Patreon Page!

For the past three years, we have been making the best metal-themed talk show episodes, sketches, and cover videos for the various black t-shirt afficianados of the YouTube public. We have plunged ourselves into crippling debt making funny satanic web content we can be proud of. This year we are committing to making a full season of eight brand new episodes!

That's why we've come to you: if you chip in a couple dollars a month, we can make this new season of Two Minutes the best show it can possibly be. 

Don't worry: the show is happening, regardless, and will continue to be available for free on YouTube. But your financial support will help us improve the quality of the episodes, pay our crew and actors, and put our focus entirely on making Two Minutes the show we want it to be, and the show you deserve to see. 

Hail Satan, and please stay tuned for MTV's Singled Out?

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Tiers
Lil' Butthole
$1 or more per month 82 patrons
One dollar will get you our praise and thanks, your name in the credits, access to the podcast, and access to sneak peak set photos from upcoming releases.
Butthole
$5 or more per month 95 patrons
Five dollars gets your name in the credits and sneak peak photos PLUS access to Patreon-exclusive video content.
Bigger Butthole
$10 or more per month 61 patrons
Ten dollars gets your name in the credits, sneak peak photos and Patreon-exclusive video content PLUS a limited-run patch.
Giant Butthole
$25 or more per month 30 patrons
Twenty-five dollars gets you all that previous shit PLUS free admission to live tapings (or access to an exclusive live stream if you don't live locally) PLUS a Two Minutes to Late Night t-shirt.


[PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR SHIRT SIZE SOMEWHERE IN YOUR FORM]

The Biggest Butthole of All
$50 or more per month 5 patrons
Fifty dollars gets you all the previous benefits PLUS a personalized video of Gwarsenio Hall roasting you.


[PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR SHIRT SIZE & YOUR EMAIL SOMEWHERE IN YOUR FORM]

JK this one is the biggest butthole
$100 or more per month 6 patrons
One Hundred dollars gets you everything on this whole page, PLUS honestly either we'll just put you in the show, or let you pick the song that Mutoid Man covers on an episode. We need at least a six month commitment to do that, though. It's a lotta work.


[PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR SHIRT SIZE & YOUR EMAIL SOMEWHERE IN YOUR FORM]