2 Girls on a Bench are creating a comedy podcast for writers that procrastinate...oh and snacks!
2
patrons
$5
per month
Thank you so much for supporting the Bench! All proceeds will be used to improve our show. By supporting us you are helping with the overhead to keep our show going - things like hosting fees and perhaps a new mic stand (yes, we are still using a grocery bag to hold Siana's mic up!).

2 Girls on a Bench!
We write on the bench
We snack on the bench
and most of all we procrastinate on the bench

What you get in each podcast
  • An inspiring quote from a writer
  • Snackbook
  • Writing Prompt
  • Write Club (once a month)
  • Random information about our lives
  • The Vault
  • A Page from Pipila
  • A serenade from a kazoo or slide whistle

Join us as we procrastinate, a lot. Maybe you’ve had writers block. Or really wanted to watch Netflix instead of writing your screenplay, novel, tv series or grocery list. If so, then this is the podcast for you. And Patreon is the way to show your support!
Tiers
Bench BFF
$1 or more per month 1 patron
In addition to our deepest gratitude and undying love, we will send you one of our custom 2 Girls on a Bench stickers. You can put it on your writing notebook! We will also share social media love everywhere and show the world how cool you are for helping to support the Bench!


($1-2 per month)

·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #BenchBFF

·  Thank you card

Write it Bitch
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
WOW! You are amazing – thank you for supporting us! As a listener, you know the importance of just writing. So, in addition to the first-tier items, at this level you will receive your very own WRITE IT BITCH pen! Imagine working on writing prompts with a pen showing your support for the Bench – I mean, how cool is that!


($3-4 per month)

·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #WritingBitches

·  Thank you card

·  Write it Bitch Pen

Snack Book Buddy
$5 or more per month 1 patron
Hang on – your support is overwhelming! How much do we love you?!? SOOO MUCH! To show our gratitude, not only do you get all the other items listed so far, you get a #Snackbook Magnet!! Something to remind you that snack breaks are important, and be sure to reward your writing efforts with a treat! 


·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #SnackbookBuddy

·  Thank you card

·  Write it Bitch Pen

·  Snackbook Magnet

Kazoo Band Member
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Okay, now it’s getting serious. So. Much. Gratitude! You are a top tier supporter, and obviously you have great taste. So, in honor of your patronage, we are giving you a coveted place in our Bench Kazoo Band! You’ll receive all the other items from each level and your very own custom Bench Kazoo!


·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #BenchKazooBand

·  Thank you card

·  Write it Bitch Pen

·  Snackbook Magnet

·  KAZOO!

Write Club Patron
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
This is the tip top level on the Bench – you are a serious fan and we are so overwhelmed we’re falling off the bench! At this tier, you will get our unique Write Club Kit, including the sticker, magnet, pen, Kazoo and a journal. You will also have the option to intro an episode with some kazoo tunes and pick a writing prompt for that episode. If you like, we will feature YOUR prompt response on the episode too. We don’t even have the words to thank you, and that’s high praise, considering we are writers!


·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #WriteClubPatron

·  Thank you card

·  Write it Bitch Pen

·  Snackbook Magnet

·  Kazoo

·  Write Club Kit – including a Journal and some surprises!

Goals
$5 of $50 per month
Overhead costs and perhaps a new mic stand? This goal helps keep our lights on and assists us in bringing a quality podcast your way every week! We'd like to create a space for more writing submissions and interaction with you too. 
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Thank you so much for supporting the Bench! All proceeds will be used to improve our show. By supporting us you are helping with the overhead to keep our show going - things like hosting fees and perhaps a new mic stand (yes, we are still using a grocery bag to hold Siana's mic up!).

2 Girls on a Bench!
We write on the bench
We snack on the bench
and most of all we procrastinate on the bench

What you get in each podcast
  • An inspiring quote from a writer
  • Snackbook
  • Writing Prompt
  • Write Club (once a month)
  • Random information about our lives
  • The Vault
  • A Page from Pipila
  • A serenade from a kazoo or slide whistle

Join us as we procrastinate, a lot. Maybe you’ve had writers block. Or really wanted to watch Netflix instead of writing your screenplay, novel, tv series or grocery list. If so, then this is the podcast for you. And Patreon is the way to show your support!

Recent posts by 2 Girls on a Bench

Tiers
Bench BFF
$1 or more per month 1 patron
In addition to our deepest gratitude and undying love, we will send you one of our custom 2 Girls on a Bench stickers. You can put it on your writing notebook! We will also share social media love everywhere and show the world how cool you are for helping to support the Bench!


($1-2 per month)

·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #BenchBFF

·  Thank you card

Write it Bitch
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
WOW! You are amazing – thank you for supporting us! As a listener, you know the importance of just writing. So, in addition to the first-tier items, at this level you will receive your very own WRITE IT BITCH pen! Imagine working on writing prompts with a pen showing your support for the Bench – I mean, how cool is that!


($3-4 per month)

·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #WritingBitches

·  Thank you card

·  Write it Bitch Pen

Snack Book Buddy
$5 or more per month 1 patron
Hang on – your support is overwhelming! How much do we love you?!? SOOO MUCH! To show our gratitude, not only do you get all the other items listed so far, you get a #Snackbook Magnet!! Something to remind you that snack breaks are important, and be sure to reward your writing efforts with a treat! 


·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #SnackbookBuddy

·  Thank you card

·  Write it Bitch Pen

·  Snackbook Magnet

Kazoo Band Member
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Okay, now it’s getting serious. So. Much. Gratitude! You are a top tier supporter, and obviously you have great taste. So, in honor of your patronage, we are giving you a coveted place in our Bench Kazoo Band! You’ll receive all the other items from each level and your very own custom Bench Kazoo!


·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #BenchKazooBand

·  Thank you card

·  Write it Bitch Pen

·  Snackbook Magnet

·  KAZOO!

Write Club Patron
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
This is the tip top level on the Bench – you are a serious fan and we are so overwhelmed we’re falling off the bench! At this tier, you will get our unique Write Club Kit, including the sticker, magnet, pen, Kazoo and a journal. You will also have the option to intro an episode with some kazoo tunes and pick a writing prompt for that episode. If you like, we will feature YOUR prompt response on the episode too. We don’t even have the words to thank you, and that’s high praise, considering we are writers!


·  Sticker

·  Social Media love #WriteClubPatron

·  Thank you card

·  Write it Bitch Pen

·  Snackbook Magnet

·  Kazoo

·  Write Club Kit – including a Journal and some surprises!