Anything But A One! are creating Podcasts
6

patrons

$46
per month
What the - why the heck have we got a Patreon for? We aren't in this for money, we're not trying to make a living, we think outstanding quality content* like ours should be free! Down with ABAO! Death to the bourgeois! 

...although... we could do with some new microphones. We've all heard how the episodes can sometimes sound... It'd be nice to be able to produce professional sounding content for you, our valued listeners. And perhaps get a better website. To be honest, there are a few things we would like to improve about the podcast. Most of it costs actual human money, which is where we fall down.

With that being said, if you want to throw us a couple of quid, I promise to put 100% of it towards the show. But please know, the normal episodes etc will always be free. 

Oh, also, we have some shirts and stickers and stuff!

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Microphone wise, currently I use this:


It could be worse, Nightwing/Matt actually uses this:

And Nazgob just yells out his window in the hope we can catch him on the breeze.

So the kind of kit we're looking to obtain are low/mid-range microphones that will serve the podcasting purpose well. Things such as this. This is the first one I would aim for.



If we manage to obtain a decent set of microphones and a better website, we'll either stop patreoning or use the rest for some other Podcast related purpose. Perhaps a charity tournament, or more dice, or something like that. We'll keep you posted!
Tiers
Supporter
$1 or more per month 1 patron
  • Access to our Discord text chat.
  • The warm, snug feeling you'll get knowing that you're helping us make the podcast better. 
  • Foot rub from Merrick*
*as in he'll rub you with his feet. Hygiene permitting. 
Includes Discord rewards
Super Supporter
$3 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Access to our Discord text chat
  • Listen to the episodes... as they're being recorded! Access to our Discord recording channel. Only a listener, not a talker, mind.
Includes Discord rewards
Super Super Supporter
$5 or more per month 1 of 20 patrons
  • All the above, plus: We'll give you, your league, your mum, whatever you like a shout out during an episode a month, either at the start or the end of the episode. 
Includes Discord rewards
Super Super Super Supporter
$15 or more per month 1 of 2 patrons
  • You can pick a FUMBBL or BB2 replay* and Twelfman will commentate over it. I'll try and drag some other people along too.
  • Access to all the Discord stuff as above.
  • You'll get compliments like this: You have nice hair. Have you been working out? You look really good at the moment.
*YouTube or PS4 only
Includes Discord rewards
Super² Supporter
$20 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
  • All the Discord goodness
  • All the shoutout goodness
  • A free set of ABAO dice (when we next get a shipment)
  • You can guest star on the episode! Woohoo! We'll give you a 10 minute slot to talk about whatever you bally-well like every couple of months, so long it's vaguely hobby related. We'll have to arrange it all etc, but we'll sort it out if you back this.
Includes Discord rewards
Super Duper Supporter
$25 or more per month 1 of 2 patrons

  • All the Discord stuff
  • A set of dice when we make them
  • Guest star OR host an episode of BloodBlusters! That's right, you can compete in our very own BloodBlusters! Not only that, you can even host the thing as well if you want! Just prepare ten or so questions and you're done.
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$46 of $150 per month
If by some bizarre cosmological twist of destiny we actually manage to scrape together this kind of cash, I will personally guarantee at least two episodes a month. Any less and you have full permission to call me out on it.
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What the - why the heck have we got a Patreon for? We aren't in this for money, we're not trying to make a living, we think outstanding quality content* like ours should be free! Down with ABAO! Death to the bourgeois! 

...although... we could do with some new microphones. We've all heard how the episodes can sometimes sound... It'd be nice to be able to produce professional sounding content for you, our valued listeners. And perhaps get a better website. To be honest, there are a few things we would like to improve about the podcast. Most of it costs actual human money, which is where we fall down.

With that being said, if you want to throw us a couple of quid, I promise to put 100% of it towards the show. But please know, the normal episodes etc will always be free. 

Oh, also, we have some shirts and stickers and stuff!

---

Microphone wise, currently I use this:


It could be worse, Nightwing/Matt actually uses this:

And Nazgob just yells out his window in the hope we can catch him on the breeze.

So the kind of kit we're looking to obtain are low/mid-range microphones that will serve the podcasting purpose well. Things such as this. This is the first one I would aim for.



If we manage to obtain a decent set of microphones and a better website, we'll either stop patreoning or use the rest for some other Podcast related purpose. Perhaps a charity tournament, or more dice, or something like that. We'll keep you posted!

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Tiers
Supporter
$1 or more per month 1 patron
  • Access to our Discord text chat.
  • The warm, snug feeling you'll get knowing that you're helping us make the podcast better. 
  • Foot rub from Merrick*
*as in he'll rub you with his feet. Hygiene permitting. 
Includes Discord rewards
Super Supporter
$3 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Access to our Discord text chat
  • Listen to the episodes... as they're being recorded! Access to our Discord recording channel. Only a listener, not a talker, mind.
Includes Discord rewards
Super Super Supporter
$5 or more per month 1 of 20 patrons
  • All the above, plus: We'll give you, your league, your mum, whatever you like a shout out during an episode a month, either at the start or the end of the episode. 
Includes Discord rewards
Super Super Super Supporter
$15 or more per month 1 of 2 patrons
  • You can pick a FUMBBL or BB2 replay* and Twelfman will commentate over it. I'll try and drag some other people along too.
  • Access to all the Discord stuff as above.
  • You'll get compliments like this: You have nice hair. Have you been working out? You look really good at the moment.
*YouTube or PS4 only
Includes Discord rewards
Super² Supporter
$20 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
  • All the Discord goodness
  • All the shoutout goodness
  • A free set of ABAO dice (when we next get a shipment)
  • You can guest star on the episode! Woohoo! We'll give you a 10 minute slot to talk about whatever you bally-well like every couple of months, so long it's vaguely hobby related. We'll have to arrange it all etc, but we'll sort it out if you back this.
Includes Discord rewards
Super Duper Supporter
$25 or more per month 1 of 2 patrons

  • All the Discord stuff
  • A set of dice when we make them
  • Guest star OR host an episode of BloodBlusters! That's right, you can compete in our very own BloodBlusters! Not only that, you can even host the thing as well if you want! Just prepare ten or so questions and you're done.
Includes Discord rewards