S.J. Shamus is creating videos that amaze our nation's finest cats

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1 cent\video -- i will personally contact you telepathically when my ISP is down (this tier only). i will also try to stop eating onions. patrons at this level are in the vanguard of the social p...
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10 cents\video -- due to a screwdriver accident while installing his first graphics card, s.j. shamus now depends on dimes for positive reinforcement

we are asking you to hesitate befor...
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25 cents\video -- no more apricots. this is a special promotional price for close shamus associates. this deal could disappear at any time

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50 cents\video -- with a bigger number than the previous options, this appears to be a bargain because it's the last option below a dollar. scientists call this brain magic and you will pull the tr...
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you will receive 1 video per month of my legs dancing.  only my lower legs will be visible.  partners may include: fascinating objects, dolls, a plastic tarantula whose alliance with the cockroache...
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$1.50 /creation
I may do something here

$1.95 /creation
special tier for shamus childhood friends who accidentally sat on the clay colonial pipe he bought on a field trip to williamsburg in 3rd grade


if shamus were a sloppy thinker, he m...

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$2 /creation
$2!  Are you a lion?  Because you are not tame

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placeholder tier for the intellectual achievements shamus made in his dreams which he forgot when he woke up, filled with a very strong sense of scientific accomplishment. they will be mailed to yo...
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$2.50 /creation
friendly heads up that shamus once went to a star trek convention by himself

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support shamus to spite a large variety of talented people. shamus himself donates at this level


"We're all ponies on a damaged farm.  Who denies it?."-Shamus confronting cr...

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"For artists, the things that are not said, say more than things that are said."  -Bernie Madoff

$3 /creation
NSA EMPLOYEES AND CONTRACTORS

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tier for bob

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conceptual art piece about my coca-bean necklace

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maya i'm not saying i know where your iphone is but why not subscribe

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tier for billionaires who want to keep a low profile

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this tier is for up-and-comers who want to mingle with billionaires

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shamus will switch off the script he wrote that makes robocalls to folks in retirement homes, asking for funds to prevent our grandchildren from dieing on mars

$10 /creation
members of congress & staff must choose this option