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Hello lovely listeners and welcome to Achingly Polite's Patreon page! This is Clementine again, here with all your favorite bra-burning rants, mental health awareness and sex positivity. 

I started Achingly Polite in May 2018 during a period of crushing depression. I never thought I would see so many incredible human beans come together on Instagram to support Achingly Polite. My listenership is growing steadily, but Instagram is really taking off. I truly never imagined such love from all you wonderful people. I feel like this is the start of a community. I am on Patreon so I can dedicate as much time as humanly possible to creating content for you! You, lovely listeners have brought me out of the worst mental health episode of my life. You have given me reason to get up in the morning. I love you all an awful lot. Thank you for supporting me. You mean the world to me. 

Since you lot truly are my sun and stars, I am making small batches of prints to have ready for you! Who wouldn't want to decorate their home or studio or office with primary color renditions of my bum?

#getexcited 

Y'all know the drill, listen and subscribe on iTunes & Apple Podcasts, StitcherGoogle playAndroid. Rate all the stars and leave a review if you're feeling cheeky. 

For more of Achingly Polite, follow on Instagram and out my website.

I love you all already! xx
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Ignacio
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Small but mighty, just like my tiniest houseplant Ignacio!
Ira
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Named after Ira Glass, he is my little cactus that could! Like Ira, you bring a smile to my face.
Jeremy
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Like my sassy rubber tree, Jeremy, y'all are pretty but vicious. You know you could poison anyone, but you don't, because you're a nice plant/person.
Mason
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Y'all can hang, like my one and only hanging plant, Mason. Going with the flow, you whip in the breeze and like Jeremy, deserve an extra sick discount.
Gracie
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Like my lovely split leaf gal Gracie herself, you guys aren't afraid to try something new. Stay cheezin like my cheese plant!
Daenerys
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Like the khaleesi of houseplants herself, Daenerys, you lot deserve all the best the world has to offer. Including sick discounts!
Thietmar
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Like my beautiful boy, Thietmar, named for an eleventh-century polemicist, you guys are clever cookies. As fellow nerds, you hold a special place in my heart.
Francisco
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I love you like I love my own son, Francisco. Thank you for supporting me through all my quirks and spirals. I adore you and hope you know the love I have for you is as warm as a napping chihuahua. 
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When I reach $100 per month, I will start weekly Q&A sessions on Instagram LIVE.
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Hello lovely listeners and welcome to Achingly Polite's Patreon page! This is Clementine again, here with all your favorite bra-burning rants, mental health awareness and sex positivity. 

I started Achingly Polite in May 2018 during a period of crushing depression. I never thought I would see so many incredible human beans come together on Instagram to support Achingly Polite. My listenership is growing steadily, but Instagram is really taking off. I truly never imagined such love from all you wonderful people. I feel like this is the start of a community. I am on Patreon so I can dedicate as much time as humanly possible to creating content for you! You, lovely listeners have brought me out of the worst mental health episode of my life. You have given me reason to get up in the morning. I love you all an awful lot. Thank you for supporting me. You mean the world to me. 

Since you lot truly are my sun and stars, I am making small batches of prints to have ready for you! Who wouldn't want to decorate their home or studio or office with primary color renditions of my bum?

#getexcited 

Y'all know the drill, listen and subscribe on iTunes & Apple Podcasts, StitcherGoogle playAndroid. Rate all the stars and leave a review if you're feeling cheeky. 

For more of Achingly Polite, follow on Instagram and out my website.

I love you all already! xx

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Tiers
Ignacio
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
Small but mighty, just like my tiniest houseplant Ignacio!
Ira
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Named after Ira Glass, he is my little cactus that could! Like Ira, you bring a smile to my face.
Jeremy
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Like my sassy rubber tree, Jeremy, y'all are pretty but vicious. You know you could poison anyone, but you don't, because you're a nice plant/person.
Mason
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
Y'all can hang, like my one and only hanging plant, Mason. Going with the flow, you whip in the breeze and like Jeremy, deserve an extra sick discount.
Gracie
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
Like my lovely split leaf gal Gracie herself, you guys aren't afraid to try something new. Stay cheezin like my cheese plant!
Daenerys
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Like the khaleesi of houseplants herself, Daenerys, you lot deserve all the best the world has to offer. Including sick discounts!
Thietmar
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
Like my beautiful boy, Thietmar, named for an eleventh-century polemicist, you guys are clever cookies. As fellow nerds, you hold a special place in my heart.
Francisco
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
I love you like I love my own son, Francisco. Thank you for supporting me through all my quirks and spirals. I adore you and hope you know the love I have for you is as warm as a napping chihuahua.