Adam the Alien

is creating videos, writing, artwork, and more

2

patrons

$23

per month
Tiers
Pocket Change
$1 per month

I know that most of my viewers are probably as regularly strapped for cash as I am, but may want to toss some bus fare in the hat anyway. I'm a digital busker and you are a considerate passerby! Why don't you stick around and enjoy some rewards for your generosity?


  • PATRON-ONLY FEED!  Updates, community communication, perhaps silly doodles. I fully admit I don't yet know what all will be posted to the patron-only feed, but it will be something.
  • EARLY ACCESS TO CONTENT! You will get access to videos and other content at least 24 hours in advance of public release. There will be exceptions made for time-sensitive content (example: if I get a neat idea for holiday video less than 24 hours before said holiday, vlog-a-day challenges, live and/or real-time posts, or anything relating to time-sensitive events with deadlines).
  •  IMAGINARY GOLD STAR! Your rockitude knows no bounds, so you will receive an imaginary gold star to pin to your imaginary gold star vest. Wear it with imaginary gold pride! There is no way to fully express how much I appreciate your willingness to contribute in any way toward what I do. Thank you so much! 
The Cheap Seats
$5 per month
Bringing Abe Lincoln along? You rock the freaking Casbah! Pull up a chair, you just earned yourself a seat!


  • ROCK THE VOTE! You get a voice in democratically deciding what content I'm creating. Each month, I'll take a vote on a video to create.  I'll put up some options, but YOU decide on which I focus my attention with all the fervor of a 2008 Obama supporter! 
  • Patron-only feed
  • Early access to content
  • Imaginary gold star & my immense gratitude
You Just Bought Me Lunch
$10 per month
You just payed for the equivalent of a decently-priced lunch. You are a kind soul, indeed!


  • SUGGESTION HAT! Remember that list of options for people to vote on? Well, you get to toss ideas into the hat! I will take your suggestions for what videos to make and literally put them into a hat. I will draw five suggestions from the hat. Suggestions drawn will be then be voted on by all eligible patrons.  
  • Rock the vote
  • Patron-only feed
  • Early access to content
  • Imaginary gold star & my immense gratitude
You Just Picked Up the Tip
$15 per month

Not only did you just pay for lunch, you picked up the tip! Holy carp, you're awesome!


  • CREDITED SPECIAL THANKS! Your name will be included in a special thanks credit scroll at the end of at least one video per month. You may select how your name is displayed. It can be your full name, a nickname, your username, the pseudonym under which you write lusty romance novels, or even a single-name moniker like Madonna or Prince. If you don't tell me what your preference is and I'm unable to get a response from you, I will default to your Patreon display name. Limitations apply; namely, I will not be including any slurs in the special thanks credits. So no picking up the tip just to get your hate speech in the video as a prank.
  • Suggestion hat
  • Rock the vote
  • Patron-only feed
  • Early access to content
  • Imaginary gold star & my immense gratitude
You Bought Dessert, Too?
$20 per month
Holy carp, you're a super nice person! This is a real treat, and an unexpected one at that. You're awesome!

 

  •  SKIP THE SUGGESTION HAT! Don't want to risk your suggestion not being drawn? An extra five dollars is all that takes! Instead of drawing your video suggestions from a hat, your suggestions will be added straight to the voting list in addition to the five drawn from the hat. This enhances and overwrites the suggestion hat perk from previous tiers.
  • Special thanks
  • Rock the vote
  • Patron-only feed
  • Early access to content
  • Imaginary gold star & my immense gratitude

Posts

Tiers
Pocket Change
$1 per month

I know that most of my viewers are probably as regularly strapped for cash as I am, but may want to toss some bus fare in the hat anyway. I'm a digital busker and you are a considerate passerby! Why don't you stick around and enjoy some rewards for your generosity?


  • PATRON-ONLY FEED!  Updates, community communication, perhaps silly doodles. I fully admit I don't yet know what all will be posted to the patron-only feed, but it will be something.
  • EARLY ACCESS TO CONTENT! You will get access to videos and other content at least 24 hours in advance of public release. There will be exceptions made for time-sensitive content (example: if I get a neat idea for holiday video less than 24 hours before said holiday, vlog-a-day challenges, live and/or real-time posts, or anything relating to time-sensitive events with deadlines).
  •  IMAGINARY GOLD STAR! Your rockitude knows no bounds, so you will receive an imaginary gold star to pin to your imaginary gold star vest. Wear it with imaginary gold pride! There is no way to fully express how much I appreciate your willingness to contribute in any way toward what I do. Thank you so much! 
The Cheap Seats
$5 per month
Bringing Abe Lincoln along? You rock the freaking Casbah! Pull up a chair, you just earned yourself a seat!


  • ROCK THE VOTE! You get a voice in democratically deciding what content I'm creating. Each month, I'll take a vote on a video to create.  I'll put up some options, but YOU decide on which I focus my attention with all the fervor of a 2008 Obama supporter! 
  • Patron-only feed
  • Early access to content
  • Imaginary gold star & my immense gratitude
You Just Bought Me Lunch
$10 per month
You just payed for the equivalent of a decently-priced lunch. You are a kind soul, indeed!


  • SUGGESTION HAT! Remember that list of options for people to vote on? Well, you get to toss ideas into the hat! I will take your suggestions for what videos to make and literally put them into a hat. I will draw five suggestions from the hat. Suggestions drawn will be then be voted on by all eligible patrons.  
  • Rock the vote
  • Patron-only feed
  • Early access to content
  • Imaginary gold star & my immense gratitude
You Just Picked Up the Tip
$15 per month

Not only did you just pay for lunch, you picked up the tip! Holy carp, you're awesome!


  • CREDITED SPECIAL THANKS! Your name will be included in a special thanks credit scroll at the end of at least one video per month. You may select how your name is displayed. It can be your full name, a nickname, your username, the pseudonym under which you write lusty romance novels, or even a single-name moniker like Madonna or Prince. If you don't tell me what your preference is and I'm unable to get a response from you, I will default to your Patreon display name. Limitations apply; namely, I will not be including any slurs in the special thanks credits. So no picking up the tip just to get your hate speech in the video as a prank.
  • Suggestion hat
  • Rock the vote
  • Patron-only feed
  • Early access to content
  • Imaginary gold star & my immense gratitude
You Bought Dessert, Too?
$20 per month
Holy carp, you're a super nice person! This is a real treat, and an unexpected one at that. You're awesome!

 

  •  SKIP THE SUGGESTION HAT! Don't want to risk your suggestion not being drawn? An extra five dollars is all that takes! Instead of drawing your video suggestions from a hat, your suggestions will be added straight to the voting list in addition to the five drawn from the hat. This enhances and overwrites the suggestion hat perk from previous tiers.
  • Special thanks
  • Rock the vote
  • Patron-only feed
  • Early access to content
  • Imaginary gold star & my immense gratitude