Alisa Starr

Alisa Starr

is creating Snarky Cards, Super Snarky Podcast, Funny Videos & paintings

2

patrons

$5

per month
I'm Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. 
I also write about equality, other writers I fall in love with; tv and all the things that it teaches me. I paint large abstract paintings and funny creatures. I draw comics, and make memes of my cats: Klonopin and Moose. 
I make phone calls to representatives, and worry about racism.
I write, direct and edit funny videos about Vagina Stuff. 
I make a lot of art, kind of all the time. And I work hard to support and uplift other creators and writers, especially Women, People of Color, Trans Humans and any other vulnerable populations you can think of. 
I think everyone can make art. 
And we all need to say how we feel and what we want, in order to live our best lives.
My art is about helping people who find themselves stuck, or unsure how to voice their deepest wishes. And giving them permission and a voice. 

I've been making and selling Snarky Cards for 12 years. I've made and sold 100,456 Snarky Cards since I started. I sold them to stores, online and in person, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. 

I've always scraped by. This year I want to make a Snarky Calendar and a Snarky Book. This leap into automation will take some help, but it will also mean that afterwards, Snarky Cards will be cheaper, and everywhere. 

Thanks for reading all this, and thinking about supporting me. And helping me push my art further out into the world.

Love, 
Alisa 
Tiers
Tips
$1 or more per month

Tip us 

Snarky Card A Month
$5 or more per month

You get a Snarky Card each month!

You Like Us!
$5 or more per month

Access to 1 extra podcast a week. 

Weekly art Emailed To You
$10 or more per month

In addition to the extra podcast you get from tier one, you also get to see the art Alisa Starr creates every week. 

These are her current projects besides writing/editing and producing the Super Snarky Podcast:

-A Graphic novel about saving the Immigrant kids

-Commercials about her fake (and harmful sounding) vagina products

-Cat Videos

-Long ass essays about her childhood

-extra podcasts about her favorite boyfriend television: rants and reviews

-Snarky Cards Book 1: A Little BIt Of Everything

- Episode 2 of Horsing Around (a comedy short she created with toy horses)

- New Snarky Cards sayings

-New Snarky Cards drawings

-Observations about pop-culture

- Fabric with Snarky Cards on it-

-Snarky Cards Magnets



At any given time, Alisa is trying to figure out how to move any one of those projects forward. She is always writing/drawing/editing something. So you'd get a sneak peek at whatever project she's working on. See what the book looks like now. Tell her if her new video is funny.

Side effects: Feeling sexy, chuckling to yourself, feeling extremely clever, adding more glitter to stuff, flirting with color

You're Hella into us
$20 or more per month

We send you a Super Snarky Magnet!

Boobs, boobs, boobs
$30 or more per month

Get a picture of Alisa's Boobs every Monday

Your Obsession with us Gives Us Life!
$50 or more per month

You get a Snarky Prize a month: posters, cards, magnets, stickers, wrapping paper and more. We're making new Snarky art all the time. Get regular goodies that can crack you up everyday.

Alisa's Boobs, EVERY DAY!!!!
$75 or more per month

Get a picture of Alisa's boobs every day: emailed/texted directly to you daily. 

We are now Best Friends!
$100 or more per month

You're our guest for an episode. And we'll ask you all about yourself. You'll be hilarious and worshiped for your wit and insight.

I'm Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. 
I also write about equality, other writers I fall in love with; tv and all the things that it teaches me. I paint large abstract paintings and funny creatures. I draw comics, and make memes of my cats: Klonopin and Moose. 
I make phone calls to representatives, and worry about racism.
I write, direct and edit funny videos about Vagina Stuff. 
I make a lot of art, kind of all the time. And I work hard to support and uplift other creators and writers, especially Women, People of Color, Trans Humans and any other vulnerable populations you can think of. 
I think everyone can make art. 
And we all need to say how we feel and what we want, in order to live our best lives.
My art is about helping people who find themselves stuck, or unsure how to voice their deepest wishes. And giving them permission and a voice. 

I've been making and selling Snarky Cards for 12 years. I've made and sold 100,456 Snarky Cards since I started. I sold them to stores, online and in person, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. 

I've always scraped by. This year I want to make a Snarky Calendar and a Snarky Book. This leap into automation will take some help, but it will also mean that afterwards, Snarky Cards will be cheaper, and everywhere. 

Thanks for reading all this, and thinking about supporting me. And helping me push my art further out into the world.

Love, 
Alisa 

Recent posts by Alisa Starr

Tiers
Tips
$1 or more per month

Tip us 

Snarky Card A Month
$5 or more per month

You get a Snarky Card each month!

You Like Us!
$5 or more per month

Access to 1 extra podcast a week. 

Weekly art Emailed To You
$10 or more per month

In addition to the extra podcast you get from tier one, you also get to see the art Alisa Starr creates every week. 

These are her current projects besides writing/editing and producing the Super Snarky Podcast:

-A Graphic novel about saving the Immigrant kids

-Commercials about her fake (and harmful sounding) vagina products

-Cat Videos

-Long ass essays about her childhood

-extra podcasts about her favorite boyfriend television: rants and reviews

-Snarky Cards Book 1: A Little BIt Of Everything

- Episode 2 of Horsing Around (a comedy short she created with toy horses)

- New Snarky Cards sayings

-New Snarky Cards drawings

-Observations about pop-culture

- Fabric with Snarky Cards on it-

-Snarky Cards Magnets



At any given time, Alisa is trying to figure out how to move any one of those projects forward. She is always writing/drawing/editing something. So you'd get a sneak peek at whatever project she's working on. See what the book looks like now. Tell her if her new video is funny.

Side effects: Feeling sexy, chuckling to yourself, feeling extremely clever, adding more glitter to stuff, flirting with color

You're Hella into us
$20 or more per month

We send you a Super Snarky Magnet!

Boobs, boobs, boobs
$30 or more per month

Get a picture of Alisa's Boobs every Monday

Your Obsession with us Gives Us Life!
$50 or more per month

You get a Snarky Prize a month: posters, cards, magnets, stickers, wrapping paper and more. We're making new Snarky art all the time. Get regular goodies that can crack you up everyday.

Alisa's Boobs, EVERY DAY!!!!
$75 or more per month

Get a picture of Alisa's boobs every day: emailed/texted directly to you daily. 

We are now Best Friends!
$100 or more per month

You're our guest for an episode. And we'll ask you all about yourself. You'll be hilarious and worshiped for your wit and insight.