Alison Tyler

Alison Tyler

is creating words—dirty, clean, and otherwise.

37

patrons

$248

per month
You are cordially invited to join me at this private club, down the alley behind the 24/7 supermarket. What will you find here? Nouns and verbs, stripped down for your pleasure. What's the password? Not important. (Your safeword is.) Give the bouncer a kiss on the cheek as you slip past. I'll be waiting back stage.

XXX,
Alison Tyler
(not the adult performer with the same name, but the adult writer)


Tiers
Coffee
$1 or more per month

$1 a month is a way to subscribe to me... What does a buck win you? Access to a slew of serials. Join at any time. You can go back and read from the beginning. I regularly (& irregularly) post short stories that have never been online before. And I babble about working in retail.


$1 a month also opens the door to the Trollop Book Club. I'll be posting (and hopefully discussing with you!) the latest selection. Right now, we're reading books about The Kinks.


Espresso
$3 or more per month

Every month, I will send you a postcard—yes, through the actual mail. On the back, you'll find quotations I adore. I'm a postcard fiend. I have been collecting for years, but I'm making these by hand.

Also expect Valentine's Day missives and celebratory cards for other holidays. (There's usually glitter in my hair.) If you let me know when your birthday is, I will send you a card!

Cappuccino
$5 or more per month

Each month, I will post at least one original short story (500-word microfiction or full-length). Something that has never appeared anywhere else. I'm actually building an anthology online—and I'm adding each story to the Table of Contents. So you'll easily be able to peruse all the previously posted pieces. If you'd like a postcard, too, *please* send me a message with your snail mail address. 

Shot in the Dark
$10 or more per month
I will snail mail you a piece of microfiction. In this age of high-tech, my words will show up in your actual mailbox. Most likely, in a colorful envelope. Possibly, with a crocheted ring or Fortune Fish tucked inside. (I'm all about the unexpected.)
Slow Brew
$15 or more per month

A few years ago, I started work on a nonfiction book filled with challenges. At first, this was simply a list. Then it grew, and morphed, and shifted. "Slow Brew" brims with ideas for exploring your creative side. Perfect, I hope, for any type of writer or artist. (And aren't we all, at some level?) Of course, you'll get all of the other perks, too! (What's life without perks?) Here is the crazy fucking table of contents. (That's my official name!) If you want perks, please send me a note with your snail mail address.

Mocha
$20 or more per month
You'll receive one of my matchbox stories every month—tiny stories tucked into glossy, unique matchboxes. You'll be the envy of all your friends! (Plus, you will receive all of the other rewards, too.)
Stain on My Notebook
$25 or more per month

Vintage Alison Tyler... Yes, I will (finally) be putting up my first novels. (Chapter by chapter.) Ones that have simply disappeared into the ether—like a coffee stain on an old notebook. I've always been into archaeology. This is Ancient Erotica, Alison Tyler style. Find the intro here.

Latte
$30 or more per month

I'm a button & a patch girl. I like my jackets to be well-adorned. If you are a pin fiend as well, join at this level. You'll receive all other prizes, but there will also be pins in your future. Pin me to your lapel. Wear me.

French Press
$40 or more per month
I obsess over yarn. At this level, every other month I'll send you fingerless gloves or a scarf... or possibly a hat!


(You'll receive all of the other rewards, as well.) 

Crema
$50 or more per month

If you would like to carry my words to the library or grocery store, here's the score: I'll make a monthly tote with words galore.

Percolated
$100 or more per month

Writing is my life. I forgo sleep—and often food—to work. (Although never coffee. I always have my coffee.) This level is a VIP level. A hero level. It says to me that I've managed to reach someone with what I've written. That's like a neon kiss. 


You'll receive all of the previous awards, of course. Plus, I'll send you a few of my favorite things: An Alison Tyler care package. Just for you!

Goals
$248 of $250 per month
You know that feeling of being on the right track? No? Me, neither. I'm usually lost somewhere, trying to find my keys or my car or a shoe. But at this point, I feel as if I'm at least heading in the right direction. Taking control of who owns my words (me!) is a major turning point in my career. Seriously. I'm the boss! How cool is that? Now, if only I could get the hang of casual Fridays.
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You are cordially invited to join me at this private club, down the alley behind the 24/7 supermarket. What will you find here? Nouns and verbs, stripped down for your pleasure. What's the password? Not important. (Your safeword is.) Give the bouncer a kiss on the cheek as you slip past. I'll be waiting back stage.

XXX,
Alison Tyler
(not the adult performer with the same name, but the adult writer)


Recent posts by Alison Tyler

Tiers
Coffee
$1 or more per month

$1 a month is a way to subscribe to me... What does a buck win you? Access to a slew of serials. Join at any time. You can go back and read from the beginning. I regularly (& irregularly) post short stories that have never been online before. And I babble about working in retail.


$1 a month also opens the door to the Trollop Book Club. I'll be posting (and hopefully discussing with you!) the latest selection. Right now, we're reading books about The Kinks.


Espresso
$3 or more per month

Every month, I will send you a postcard—yes, through the actual mail. On the back, you'll find quotations I adore. I'm a postcard fiend. I have been collecting for years, but I'm making these by hand.

Also expect Valentine's Day missives and celebratory cards for other holidays. (There's usually glitter in my hair.) If you let me know when your birthday is, I will send you a card!

Cappuccino
$5 or more per month

Each month, I will post at least one original short story (500-word microfiction or full-length). Something that has never appeared anywhere else. I'm actually building an anthology online—and I'm adding each story to the Table of Contents. So you'll easily be able to peruse all the previously posted pieces. If you'd like a postcard, too, *please* send me a message with your snail mail address. 

Shot in the Dark
$10 or more per month
I will snail mail you a piece of microfiction. In this age of high-tech, my words will show up in your actual mailbox. Most likely, in a colorful envelope. Possibly, with a crocheted ring or Fortune Fish tucked inside. (I'm all about the unexpected.)
Slow Brew
$15 or more per month

A few years ago, I started work on a nonfiction book filled with challenges. At first, this was simply a list. Then it grew, and morphed, and shifted. "Slow Brew" brims with ideas for exploring your creative side. Perfect, I hope, for any type of writer or artist. (And aren't we all, at some level?) Of course, you'll get all of the other perks, too! (What's life without perks?) Here is the crazy fucking table of contents. (That's my official name!) If you want perks, please send me a note with your snail mail address.

Mocha
$20 or more per month
You'll receive one of my matchbox stories every month—tiny stories tucked into glossy, unique matchboxes. You'll be the envy of all your friends! (Plus, you will receive all of the other rewards, too.)
Stain on My Notebook
$25 or more per month

Vintage Alison Tyler... Yes, I will (finally) be putting up my first novels. (Chapter by chapter.) Ones that have simply disappeared into the ether—like a coffee stain on an old notebook. I've always been into archaeology. This is Ancient Erotica, Alison Tyler style. Find the intro here.

Latte
$30 or more per month

I'm a button & a patch girl. I like my jackets to be well-adorned. If you are a pin fiend as well, join at this level. You'll receive all other prizes, but there will also be pins in your future. Pin me to your lapel. Wear me.

French Press
$40 or more per month
I obsess over yarn. At this level, every other month I'll send you fingerless gloves or a scarf... or possibly a hat!


(You'll receive all of the other rewards, as well.) 

Crema
$50 or more per month

If you would like to carry my words to the library or grocery store, here's the score: I'll make a monthly tote with words galore.

Percolated
$100 or more per month

Writing is my life. I forgo sleep—and often food—to work. (Although never coffee. I always have my coffee.) This level is a VIP level. A hero level. It says to me that I've managed to reach someone with what I've written. That's like a neon kiss. 


You'll receive all of the previous awards, of course. Plus, I'll send you a few of my favorite things: An Alison Tyler care package. Just for you!