I like music a lot, especially if it is funny, but also sometimes if it is serious, and especially especially if it is funny and serious at the same time. I like to support musicians because they make me happy.

I don't know how to make music, but I like writing stories and poetry (usually the kind that rhymes and stuff) some of which is funny, and some of which is serious, and some of which is funny and serious at the same time. Sometimes I make videos or strange audio recordings of them. Some day if people seem interested in giving me money to do that, I'll set myself up as a content creator here. Jack Conte once said he liked a poem I wrote (and recited at an open mic night he was co-hosting on a boat), so that's a start.