Ann Werner is creating Politics, Random Thoughts, Aging, Novels
I used to be young and hot. Now I'm old and I'm not. Oh well! I think they call that the Wheel of Life. But I'm still hot sometimes - in a flashy sort of way. If you don't get that, too bad. 

I've had an interesting and sometimes tumultuous life and I'll be sharing some - but Lord knows, not all - of the things I've done and some of the interesting people I've met along the way. I'll also be weighing in on things that interest me that I think may interest you. Mostly it's about anything I want it to be about without having to be worried about being kicked off because OH MY GOD! I've been politically incorrect and used BAD LANGUAGE. I like bad language. I find it very effective. I'll most likely be using it liberally in some of my missives - particularly the ones dealing with politics. I will also be putting up chapters to my dystopian end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it novel, tentatively titled The Melt. You can read the first three chapters HERE.

You will never see one of those uber-annoying pop-up ads on this page. What you will see is Ann Werner unleashed. Not quite sure if the world is ready for that, but I guess we'll see!

Now the part I hate: asking for your patronage. I'm trying to make ends meet, but sometimes it's very difficult and the income for my blogging efforts - the income I depended on to supplement my meager Social Security and savings - has dried up due to Facebook messing constantly with algorithms and then getting rid of political pages. I'd like to tell you I make a fortune from my books. But I don't. So please consider supporting me here. The tiers on the right side of this page offer several options, but any amount is appreciated.

Afraid of a relationship? Make a one-time donation via PayPal using the [email protected] email address.

Check out my books and short stories on Amazon! The People Next Door, Cooper's Grove, Dreams and Nightmares, CRAZY, The Chemtrail Conspiracy, A View From the Meadow, and with Kimberley A. Johnson, The Virgin Diaries and Ain't No Sunshine, Men Reveal the Pain of Heartbreak.

Tiers
It's Just A Buck!
$1 or more per month
One dollar will get you my undying gratitude and stories about people I've met and places I've been. And of course, my political opinions. Worth EVERY penny! 
My upcoming novel The Melt
$3 or more per month

Now this is gonna be fun! I'll be posting chapters to my work in progress and asking you, the reader for feedback. How cool is that? Once the book is published, you'll get a paperback copy signed by me! (Must live in the continental United States). 

Get a free eBook of your choice!
$5 or more per month

In addition to getting a first look at The Melt, check out the titles listed at the bottom of my introduction and pick the one you want! I'll get it right out to you!

Get 3 paperback titles of your choice!
$25 or more per month

Offer good only to residents of the Continental United States - sorry, but I can't afford to spend a hundred bucks to ship books to Australia. But if you live in the lower 48, take a gander at my list and pick your titles. The only one NOT in paperback is Three To Thrill. But you can still get all three titles in that collection separately and in living color!

Does wishing make it so?
$100 or more per month

Okay, okay, I know this might be a pipe dream, but anyone who lends this much support deserves sainthood. I'm serious! And if you opt for sainthood, of course all the previous perks are yours to enjoy!

I used to be young and hot. Now I'm old and I'm not. Oh well! I think they call that the Wheel of Life. But I'm still hot sometimes - in a flashy sort of way. If you don't get that, too bad. 

I've had an interesting and sometimes tumultuous life and I'll be sharing some - but Lord knows, not all - of the things I've done and some of the interesting people I've met along the way. I'll also be weighing in on things that interest me that I think may interest you. Mostly it's about anything I want it to be about without having to be worried about being kicked off because OH MY GOD! I've been politically incorrect and used BAD LANGUAGE. I like bad language. I find it very effective. I'll most likely be using it liberally in some of my missives - particularly the ones dealing with politics. I will also be putting up chapters to my dystopian end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it novel, tentatively titled The Melt. You can read the first three chapters HERE.

You will never see one of those uber-annoying pop-up ads on this page. What you will see is Ann Werner unleashed. Not quite sure if the world is ready for that, but I guess we'll see!

Now the part I hate: asking for your patronage. I'm trying to make ends meet, but sometimes it's very difficult and the income for my blogging efforts - the income I depended on to supplement my meager Social Security and savings - has dried up due to Facebook messing constantly with algorithms and then getting rid of political pages. I'd like to tell you I make a fortune from my books. But I don't. So please consider supporting me here. The tiers on the right side of this page offer several options, but any amount is appreciated.

Afraid of a relationship? Make a one-time donation via PayPal using the [email protected] email address.

Check out my books and short stories on Amazon! The People Next Door, Cooper's Grove, Dreams and Nightmares, CRAZY, The Chemtrail Conspiracy, A View From the Meadow, and with Kimberley A. Johnson, The Virgin Diaries and Ain't No Sunshine, Men Reveal the Pain of Heartbreak.

Recent posts by Ann Werner

Tiers
It's Just A Buck!
$1 or more per month
One dollar will get you my undying gratitude and stories about people I've met and places I've been. And of course, my political opinions. Worth EVERY penny! 
My upcoming novel The Melt
$3 or more per month

Now this is gonna be fun! I'll be posting chapters to my work in progress and asking you, the reader for feedback. How cool is that? Once the book is published, you'll get a paperback copy signed by me! (Must live in the continental United States). 

Get a free eBook of your choice!
$5 or more per month

In addition to getting a first look at The Melt, check out the titles listed at the bottom of my introduction and pick the one you want! I'll get it right out to you!

Get 3 paperback titles of your choice!
$25 or more per month

Offer good only to residents of the Continental United States - sorry, but I can't afford to spend a hundred bucks to ship books to Australia. But if you live in the lower 48, take a gander at my list and pick your titles. The only one NOT in paperback is Three To Thrill. But you can still get all three titles in that collection separately and in living color!

Does wishing make it so?
$100 or more per month

Okay, okay, I know this might be a pipe dream, but anyone who lends this much support deserves sainthood. I'm serious! And if you opt for sainthood, of course all the previous perks are yours to enjoy!