Ariane Sherine is creating Hilarious Comedy Videos
12
patrons
$56
per month
Hello, my name is Ariane Sherine and I'm a comedy writer and musical comedian. You may know me from such hits as the 'Probably No God' atheist bus campaign (2008-2009), the celebrity compilation book The Atheist's Guide to Christmas (2009-2010), my columns in The Guardian (2008-2010, 2013-2017) or from Ariane-Has-A-Nervous-Breakdown-And-Hides-In-A-Cupboard-For-Three-Years (2010-2013). 

If you'd like to sign up for my email or become my correspondent, that would be lovely. Thanks for taking an interest in becoming my patron - I'm really grateful.

Ariane x
Tiers
Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
Support me for just 17p per week and receive my exclusive-to-subscribers weekly email, featuring the intimate and secret details of my life. It is a very dangerous email, as it is so funny you will laugh so hard your intestines will fly out of your mouth and hit an old lady. She will mistake them for a string of sausages, and take them home to cook. So with this reward, you will be feeding two people instead of just one.

Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Sexy Weekly Email
Access Ariane's Secret Funny SoundCloud Audio Clips
$3 or more per month 1 patron
For just 50p per week, you'll receive access to my fantastic secret subscriber-only Soundcloud channel featuring exclusive content, where I will post at least one clip per week - either an audio message or a preview of a brand new rude song. The first one is called Formidable Cock ('You've got a magnificent lance/If you stood in Dover, it'd stretch out to France.') Classy? Non. Funny? Mais oui! 

Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Sexy Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot YouTube Channel
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
For just 85p per week, you'll receive access to my amazing secret subscriber-only YouTube channel featuring exclusive content, where I will post at least one hilarious video per week. (These may be NSFW but your boss will probably like them anyway when he spies on your internet activity.)


Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Sexy Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret Funny SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's YouTube Channel
Enjoy Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
$7 or more per month 4 of 200 patrons
For £1.19 a week, you’ll be credited as a supporter at the end of all my music videos. So when I upload another Hitler Moustache or Love Song for Jeremy Corbyn, you'll see your very own name appear at the end.  This of course doesn't apply to videos that are already uploaded BECAUSE I CAN'T EDIT THE PAST, CAN I?! (If I could edit the past, I would not chuck a Coke can in a school bully's face aged 16 so would not have to leave school,* and would possibly also choose a different career so that I don't have to shop at Poundland two decades later.)

Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot Secret YouTube Channel
  • Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
Become Ariane's e-Correspondent
$10 or more per month 2 of 20 patrons
For £1.75 a week, you'll receive your very own 100-word email from me each Sunday, written exclusively for you. You can write back and start a conversation, or receive the emails with no input if you're feeling lazy or uninspired. It's basically like having a very small brown stalker hurtling into your inbox. UNLIKELY NOT TO FEATURE PROFANITY. DO NOT CHOOSE IF EASILY OFFENDED. Though I guess I kind of ruled that out with the video...

Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot Secret YouTube Channel
  • Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
  • Become Ariane's e-Correspondent
Get Help with Your Writing
$15 or more per month 0 patrons
For £2.75 a week, I'll critique one piece of your own work per month, and give you feedback on the first 1,000 words, including how you can improve it and where you might try to place the piece. I have experience of scriptwriting, journalism, books and songs, so hit me with your creativity and I'll... go 'Oww, what did you do that for?!', probably.
Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot Secret YouTube Channel
  • Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
  • Get Help With Your Writing
Have Coffee with Ariane
$30 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
I will have coffee with you every single month. That's 12 times a year, if you're very bad at maths. You have to buy the coffee (or other hot beverage if coffee isn't your cup of tea) and I will provide entertaining conversation. Spoilers: the coffee will take place in central London in a public place such as Pret, not at home in your basement, and 'coffee' is not a euphemism. But you might make a new friend.
Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot Secret YouTube Channel
  • Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
  • Have Coffee with Ariane
Goals
$56 of $150 per month
I will script and film the video for the song 'Cum Face', described by music-news.com as 'one of the best tracks on [Ariane's debut] album'. While there are some cum faces you just don't want to see (Theresa May's?), this won't be one of them.
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Hello, my name is Ariane Sherine and I'm a comedy writer and musical comedian. You may know me from such hits as the 'Probably No God' atheist bus campaign (2008-2009), the celebrity compilation book The Atheist's Guide to Christmas (2009-2010), my columns in The Guardian (2008-2010, 2013-2017) or from Ariane-Has-A-Nervous-Breakdown-And-Hides-In-A-Cupboard-For-Three-Years (2010-2013). 

If you'd like to sign up for my email or become my correspondent, that would be lovely. Thanks for taking an interest in becoming my patron - I'm really grateful.

Ariane x

Recent posts by Ariane Sherine

Tiers
Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
Support me for just 17p per week and receive my exclusive-to-subscribers weekly email, featuring the intimate and secret details of my life. It is a very dangerous email, as it is so funny you will laugh so hard your intestines will fly out of your mouth and hit an old lady. She will mistake them for a string of sausages, and take them home to cook. So with this reward, you will be feeding two people instead of just one.

Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Sexy Weekly Email
Access Ariane's Secret Funny SoundCloud Audio Clips
$3 or more per month 1 patron
For just 50p per week, you'll receive access to my fantastic secret subscriber-only Soundcloud channel featuring exclusive content, where I will post at least one clip per week - either an audio message or a preview of a brand new rude song. The first one is called Formidable Cock ('You've got a magnificent lance/If you stood in Dover, it'd stretch out to France.') Classy? Non. Funny? Mais oui! 

Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Sexy Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot YouTube Channel
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
For just 85p per week, you'll receive access to my amazing secret subscriber-only YouTube channel featuring exclusive content, where I will post at least one hilarious video per week. (These may be NSFW but your boss will probably like them anyway when he spies on your internet activity.)


Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Sexy Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret Funny SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's YouTube Channel
Enjoy Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
$7 or more per month 4 of 200 patrons
For £1.19 a week, you’ll be credited as a supporter at the end of all my music videos. So when I upload another Hitler Moustache or Love Song for Jeremy Corbyn, you'll see your very own name appear at the end.  This of course doesn't apply to videos that are already uploaded BECAUSE I CAN'T EDIT THE PAST, CAN I?! (If I could edit the past, I would not chuck a Coke can in a school bully's face aged 16 so would not have to leave school,* and would possibly also choose a different career so that I don't have to shop at Poundland two decades later.)

Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot Secret YouTube Channel
  • Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
Become Ariane's e-Correspondent
$10 or more per month 2 of 20 patrons
For £1.75 a week, you'll receive your very own 100-word email from me each Sunday, written exclusively for you. You can write back and start a conversation, or receive the emails with no input if you're feeling lazy or uninspired. It's basically like having a very small brown stalker hurtling into your inbox. UNLIKELY NOT TO FEATURE PROFANITY. DO NOT CHOOSE IF EASILY OFFENDED. Though I guess I kind of ruled that out with the video...

Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot Secret YouTube Channel
  • Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
  • Become Ariane's e-Correspondent
Get Help with Your Writing
$15 or more per month 0 patrons
For £2.75 a week, I'll critique one piece of your own work per month, and give you feedback on the first 1,000 words, including how you can improve it and where you might try to place the piece. I have experience of scriptwriting, journalism, books and songs, so hit me with your creativity and I'll... go 'Oww, what did you do that for?!', probably.
Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot Secret YouTube Channel
  • Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
  • Get Help With Your Writing
Have Coffee with Ariane
$30 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
I will have coffee with you every single month. That's 12 times a year, if you're very bad at maths. You have to buy the coffee (or other hot beverage if coffee isn't your cup of tea) and I will provide entertaining conversation. Spoilers: the coffee will take place in central London in a public place such as Pret, not at home in your basement, and 'coffee' is not a euphemism. But you might make a new friend.
Includes
  • Receive Ariane's Super-Exciting Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Secret SoundCloud Audio Clips
  • Access Ariane's Sizzling Hot Secret YouTube Channel
  • Ariane's Very Glamorous Credit-Where-It's-Due
  • Have Coffee with Ariane