Ariane Sherine

is creating Hilarious Comedy Videos, Kickass Books and Funny Blog Posts
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Support me for just 17p per week and receive my exclusive-to-subscribers weekly email, featuring the intimate and secret details of my life. It is a very dangerous email, as it is so funny you will laugh so hard your intestines will fly out of your mouth and hit an old lady. She will mistake them for a string of sausages, and take them home to cook. So with this reward, you will also be feeding a elderly woman instead of just me and my daughter.

Access Ariane's Top Secret Photos
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For just 50p per week, you'll receive a secret photo of me each week that I have not uploaded online. This could be a photo from the past or the present. It may or may not feature my very cute eight-year-old daughter photobombing me, because this is her favourite activity (except for telling me I'm embarrassing and asking me to buy her stuff).


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  • Receive Ariane's Super-Sexy Weekly Email
Read Ariane's Top Secret Writing
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For just 85p per week, you'll receive an excerpt of my writing each week - most likely a hefty chunk of fiction. It may be funny, it may be poignant and it may be sexy. It may also be NSFW but your boss will probably like it anyway when he spies on your internet activity.


You also get these great perks:


  • Receive Ariane's Super-Sexy Weekly Email
  • Access Ariane's Top Secret Photos

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About Ariane Sherine

Hi, my name is Ariane Sherine and I'm a comedy writer and musical comedian. You may know me from such hits as the 'Probably No God' Atheist Bus Campaign (2008-2009), the celebrity compilation book The Atheist's Guide to Christmas (2009-2010), my columns in The Guardian (2008-2010, 2013-2018) or from Ariane-Has-A-Nervous-Breakdown-And-Hides-In-A-Cupboard-For-Three-Years (2010-2013). 

I'm currently self-employed, AKA not working. As a result, I'm currently living off my dwindling savings. It would be amazing if you would support me so that I can continue writing fun stuff and creating funny videos - I'll have a lot more time to produce great stuff. I have a range of exciting rewards on offer, so please check them out. Thank you so much.

Lots of love,

Ariane xxx
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$149 of $150 per month
I will script and film the video for the song 'Cum Face', described by music-news.com as 'one of the best tracks on [Ariane's debut] album'. While there are some cum faces you just don't want to see (Theresa May's?), this won't be one of them.
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