Ariane Sherine

Ariane Sherine

creating amazingly melodic and catchy pop songs

Ariane Sherine

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For just 22p a week you'll receive my exclusive-to-subscribers weekly email, featuring the latest exciting creative updates and the intimate and secret details of my life. It is a very dangerous email, as it is so raw and honest and over-sharey, your intestines will fly out of your mouth in shock and hit an old lady. She will mistake them for a string of sausages, and take them home to cook. So with this reward, you will also be feeding an elderly woman instead of just me and my daughter.

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For just 50p per week you'll receive a secret photo of me (or something close to my heart) each week that I have not uploaded online. This could be a photo from the past or the present. Sadly I can't do photos from the future because this is not Black Mirror.

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For just 85p per week you'll receive a weekly excerpt of my writing - this can be new song lyrics, fiction or poetry. It may be funny, it may be poignant and it will definitely be entertaining. It may also be rude but your boss will probably like it anyway when he spies on your internet activity.

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About Ariane Sherine

By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 203 exclusive posts
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 203 exclusive posts
86
Images
1
Link
117
Writings

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