Michael is creating alllllll sorts of shit
1

patron

$1
per creation
I have no idea how any of this works, but if I get money, I'm just gonna make shit. Alllllll sorts of shit mate.

GOALS:
) That moment when I'm like ''Oh shit someone gave me money!"
) Making shit that I come up with in all that time I'm not working a shitty job
Liiike ) A windproof rolling device for smokers
    ) Some cool art pieces with lights (or without lights)
    ) Mad guitars
    ) Nice coffee (for me to drink(maybe a tutorial on not making shit coffee))
and some bigger shit like,
         ) A giant blanket fort
    ) Toilets for festivals that don't get dirty (shitty)
    ) I have this idea for a better laser tag but that's well expensive

If you have ideas and want something made. Let me know. Or someone else, or just keep it to yourself and just feel good knowing that you have a cool idea in your head. I do that all the time.

Did you know? 99.5% of Patreon's top-earning creators use this section to thank their fans and patrons. That's interesting isn't it? Also the pyramids are way older than 4500 years. And the idea for pasta was stolen from noodles.

When I get money, I shall post high quality videos of the shit I do with it.. Probably. I might need to get a computer that can edit videos first. I can borrow cameras but editing is like using someones personal computer for a loooong time. I dunno I'll cross that bridge when I can't find another way to get over that chasm.
Rewards
I have no idea what to do with my money
$1 or more per creation 1 patron
If you have no idea what to do with your money. Put it here. I'll figure something out. 5% off creations for public sale
El Patron of le Creative
$12 or more per creation 0 patrons
El Patron's get the reward badge that I have literally just made up in my head. I don't know what it will look like but I could forge it out of mild steel, it'd rust so don't get it wet. Or like, oil it, if you don't mind oil on ur shit.. I'll varnish it. 10% off creations + Patron badge
Knight of le Creative realm
$120 or more per creation 0 of 120 patrons
I expect 0 people to be involved in this, but on the off chance that some mad person decides to instigate the complete unknown, I will have to furnish them with a trinket worthy of such a noble warrior. A better badge than the cheaper option. 20% off all creations + Knight badge
Lord Commando of le Creative
$1,200 or more per creation 0 of 12 patrons
Holy shit, this is unreasonable. I literally have no idea what i would do for the Commandos. Maybe.. No I dunno, fukken you come up with something. You've got all the money. I could make you a nuts guitar. I'm not a luther but I am a fucking artist maaaate. What about.. Think of something that is fucking cool and maybe I can make it. I got friends who do cool shit so I can get people in. 50% off all creations (I don't know if this is even a good idea...) + Lord Commando badge and one of those feather cowl things I'm wearing in the picture. Friend of mine made it, it's actually two, a black one and an orange one. Bangin' right?
Fuck off
$12,000 or more per creation 0 of 3 patrons
Don't actually give me this much money. I literally wont know what to do. I might go mad and try to make a feature length film or a video game. Nothing will make sense anymore. I might hire out a venue and make the multi level blanket fortress. OR my new advanced Quazar (laser tag) oh shit that would be awesome. I should think of a better title than Fuck off.. *Prophet of le Creative* FREE creations. (like I said, please do not put this much responsibility on me)
Goals
$1 of $10 per creation
DOUBLE DIGITS: I will literally buy myself some food
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I have no idea how any of this works, but if I get money, I'm just gonna make shit. Alllllll sorts of shit mate.

GOALS:
) That moment when I'm like ''Oh shit someone gave me money!"
) Making shit that I come up with in all that time I'm not working a shitty job
Liiike ) A windproof rolling device for smokers
    ) Some cool art pieces with lights (or without lights)
    ) Mad guitars
    ) Nice coffee (for me to drink(maybe a tutorial on not making shit coffee))
and some bigger shit like,
         ) A giant blanket fort
    ) Toilets for festivals that don't get dirty (shitty)
    ) I have this idea for a better laser tag but that's well expensive

If you have ideas and want something made. Let me know. Or someone else, or just keep it to yourself and just feel good knowing that you have a cool idea in your head. I do that all the time.

Did you know? 99.5% of Patreon's top-earning creators use this section to thank their fans and patrons. That's interesting isn't it? Also the pyramids are way older than 4500 years. And the idea for pasta was stolen from noodles.

When I get money, I shall post high quality videos of the shit I do with it.. Probably. I might need to get a computer that can edit videos first. I can borrow cameras but editing is like using someones personal computer for a loooong time. I dunno I'll cross that bridge when I can't find another way to get over that chasm.

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Rewards
I have no idea what to do with my money
$1 or more per creation 1 patron
If you have no idea what to do with your money. Put it here. I'll figure something out. 5% off creations for public sale
El Patron of le Creative
$12 or more per creation 0 patrons
El Patron's get the reward badge that I have literally just made up in my head. I don't know what it will look like but I could forge it out of mild steel, it'd rust so don't get it wet. Or like, oil it, if you don't mind oil on ur shit.. I'll varnish it. 10% off creations + Patron badge
Knight of le Creative realm
$120 or more per creation 0 of 120 patrons
I expect 0 people to be involved in this, but on the off chance that some mad person decides to instigate the complete unknown, I will have to furnish them with a trinket worthy of such a noble warrior. A better badge than the cheaper option. 20% off all creations + Knight badge
Lord Commando of le Creative
$1,200 or more per creation 0 of 12 patrons
Holy shit, this is unreasonable. I literally have no idea what i would do for the Commandos. Maybe.. No I dunno, fukken you come up with something. You've got all the money. I could make you a nuts guitar. I'm not a luther but I am a fucking artist maaaate. What about.. Think of something that is fucking cool and maybe I can make it. I got friends who do cool shit so I can get people in. 50% off all creations (I don't know if this is even a good idea...) + Lord Commando badge and one of those feather cowl things I'm wearing in the picture. Friend of mine made it, it's actually two, a black one and an orange one. Bangin' right?
Fuck off
$12,000 or more per creation 0 of 3 patrons
Don't actually give me this much money. I literally wont know what to do. I might go mad and try to make a feature length film or a video game. Nothing will make sense anymore. I might hire out a venue and make the multi level blanket fortress. OR my new advanced Quazar (laser tag) oh shit that would be awesome. I should think of a better title than Fuck off.. *Prophet of le Creative* FREE creations. (like I said, please do not put this much responsibility on me)