Atmaz is creating Open World Adventure Games
7

patrons

$10
per Per Adventure

Previous Adventures:




You have found your way onto my Patreon page.  Here you can choose to support me in making terrible adventures for The Internet, or just look at all the dumb animations.

The number one thing I want to make clear is that pledging money is not necessary to participate in any adventure - it's just something you can choose to do if you enjoy them.  I am not selling any product, but I will provide incentives as best I can for those who wish to support.

The pledges are now set to per adventure - this means that as soon as an adventure is complete, the pledges will go through.  Adventures are considered to be complete once the thread is Goldmined. If the thread is not Goldmined, that means it must have sucked, and it won't count.   This is intended to benefit the Patrons - as one adventure may not be completed every single month.  I feel it is more fair that way.

These adventures take many, many  hours of work to complete and I am often consumed by them until they are done. I am grateful for any who provide any support, have done so in the past, or just have nice things to say in general.  

How does it work?
Pretty simple.  I present you with a scene.  You enter a >command via the forum thread in Something Awful's highly classy  GBS 2.9.   The commands with the highest votes will go through and resolve accordingly.

When does the adventure end?
The ending is something that evolves on its own.   People tend to gravitate toward a goal, any goal, no matter how bad that goal may be.  On average, each adventure is usually over a hundred stills or animations.  The short answer is: "Whenever it is meant to end."

Why does every character have to go to the bathroom constantly?
I wish I knew...

Do I need a Something Awful forums account to participate?
At this point, yes.  GBS produces amazing results.  An SA Forums account costs 10$, and you can get it here.  You don't have to participate, though.  The end result will always be visible to everyone.  

What does an adventure look like?
Here is some of what you can expect:




Support Tiers



Weird Fish - $1 a month



You're some kind of weird fish. You live deep under the ocean in the bathypelagic zone, where no man could survive. You rarely get glimpses of light, and if you do it's usually something you're trying to eat. You've never really heard of adventure, and as far as you're concerned, the deep sea is the place to be.  Inexplicably, you are sometimes mistaken for an airplane.


You will get access to my Patreon-only feed where I will post extra content regarding the adventures. Extra scenes, gifs, characters. There's usually something that doesn't make it in the main adventure.  I will also post other bonus material from time to time.  




Bunny - $5 a month



You are a small bunny, recently brought into the world. My, how big the world is! It's scary out there. The biggest adventure you've been on was the time you had to wiggle your cute little nose around and nuzzle against your mother. Hopefully one day an evil force won't kill her in front of you and wear her skin as a suit.


You get a sprite made of an object of your choosing. Will it be used in an adventure? It could be. I keep a library of objects to be used whenever needed. For example, if I need an axe, I'll pull out an axe I already have made. Either way, I'll make it for you. You describe it.



You also get all of the above.





Lil' Devil - $20 a month



You are just a little devil.  No one ever bothered to enlarge you.   Poor guy.   You can barely climb on top of your throne, and reaching the top shelf at the grocery store is pretty difficult.  Actually, in Hell, it's probably called the "gross"ery store.  This type of advanced humor is the reason you have chosen to pledge 20$ a month.


You get a sprite made of a character of your description. Same deal with the object. It may or may not be used in an adventure, but it will be created as you describe.



You also get all of the above.





Giant Awkward Flesh Golem - $50 a month



You're a giant, awkward, disgusting golem made of decaying human corpses.  What a glorious day to be alive.  What will you do?  Whatever it is, it will probably involve stomping rudely around and backtracking through quests to retrieve items you don't even need any more.  Either way, pretty much nothing can stop you.  You sure were the intended solution.


You will get   any scene from any adventure printed off, signed, and mailed to you, along with a nice note. I will personally high five the note before I send it.  You're pretty cool.

You also get all of the above.







Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per Per Adventure
7 patrons
You will get access to my Patreon-only feed where I will post extra content regarding the adventures. Extra scenes, gifs, characters. There's usually something that doesn't make it in the main adventure. Every scene of the adventure will be posted there as well.

Pledge $5 or more per Per Adventure
0 patrons
You get a sprite made of an object of your choosing. Will it be used in an adventure? It could be. I keep a library of objects to be used whenever needed. For example, if I need an axe, I'll pull out an axe I already have made. Either way, I'll make it for you. You describe it.

You also get all of the above.

Pledge $20 or more per Per Adventure
0 patrons
You get a sprite made of a character of your description. Same deal with the object. It may or may not be used in an adventure, but it will be created as you describe.

You also get all of the above.

Pledge $50 or more per Per Adventure
0 patrons
You will get any scene from any adventure printed off, signed, and mailed to you, along with a nice note. I will personally high five the note before I send it. You're pretty cool.

You also get all of the above.

Pledge $500 or more per Per Adventure
0 of 1 patrons
I don't know man.  I have no idea.

You want something more.  We will talk and work out exactly what you get.  As long as its reasonable and within my means, I will make it happen.

Possible examples:
  • I will buy paint and paint a really bad painting on canvas. 
  • I will buy some clay and make really bad sculptures of some of the characters.  They may survive shipping to you.
  • I will make a personalized desktop background
  • I'll design a bumper sticker for you.


Previous Adventures:




You have found your way onto my Patreon page.  Here you can choose to support me in making terrible adventures for The Internet, or just look at all the dumb animations.

The number one thing I want to make clear is that pledging money is not necessary to participate in any adventure - it's just something you can choose to do if you enjoy them.  I am not selling any product, but I will provide incentives as best I can for those who wish to support.

The pledges are now set to per adventure - this means that as soon as an adventure is complete, the pledges will go through.  Adventures are considered to be complete once the thread is Goldmined. If the thread is not Goldmined, that means it must have sucked, and it won't count.   This is intended to benefit the Patrons - as one adventure may not be completed every single month.  I feel it is more fair that way.

These adventures take many, many  hours of work to complete and I am often consumed by them until they are done. I am grateful for any who provide any support, have done so in the past, or just have nice things to say in general.  

How does it work?
Pretty simple.  I present you with a scene.  You enter a >command via the forum thread in Something Awful's highly classy  GBS 2.9.   The commands with the highest votes will go through and resolve accordingly.

When does the adventure end?
The ending is something that evolves on its own.   People tend to gravitate toward a goal, any goal, no matter how bad that goal may be.  On average, each adventure is usually over a hundred stills or animations.  The short answer is: "Whenever it is meant to end."

Why does every character have to go to the bathroom constantly?
I wish I knew...

Do I need a Something Awful forums account to participate?
At this point, yes.  GBS produces amazing results.  An SA Forums account costs 10$, and you can get it here.  You don't have to participate, though.  The end result will always be visible to everyone.  

What does an adventure look like?
Here is some of what you can expect:




Support Tiers



Weird Fish - $1 a month



You're some kind of weird fish. You live deep under the ocean in the bathypelagic zone, where no man could survive. You rarely get glimpses of light, and if you do it's usually something you're trying to eat. You've never really heard of adventure, and as far as you're concerned, the deep sea is the place to be.  Inexplicably, you are sometimes mistaken for an airplane.


You will get access to my Patreon-only feed where I will post extra content regarding the adventures. Extra scenes, gifs, characters. There's usually something that doesn't make it in the main adventure.  I will also post other bonus material from time to time.  




Bunny - $5 a month



You are a small bunny, recently brought into the world. My, how big the world is! It's scary out there. The biggest adventure you've been on was the time you had to wiggle your cute little nose around and nuzzle against your mother. Hopefully one day an evil force won't kill her in front of you and wear her skin as a suit.


You get a sprite made of an object of your choosing. Will it be used in an adventure? It could be. I keep a library of objects to be used whenever needed. For example, if I need an axe, I'll pull out an axe I already have made. Either way, I'll make it for you. You describe it.



You also get all of the above.





Lil' Devil - $20 a month



You are just a little devil.  No one ever bothered to enlarge you.   Poor guy.   You can barely climb on top of your throne, and reaching the top shelf at the grocery store is pretty difficult.  Actually, in Hell, it's probably called the "gross"ery store.  This type of advanced humor is the reason you have chosen to pledge 20$ a month.


You get a sprite made of a character of your description. Same deal with the object. It may or may not be used in an adventure, but it will be created as you describe.



You also get all of the above.





Giant Awkward Flesh Golem - $50 a month



You're a giant, awkward, disgusting golem made of decaying human corpses.  What a glorious day to be alive.  What will you do?  Whatever it is, it will probably involve stomping rudely around and backtracking through quests to retrieve items you don't even need any more.  Either way, pretty much nothing can stop you.  You sure were the intended solution.


You will get   any scene from any adventure printed off, signed, and mailed to you, along with a nice note. I will personally high five the note before I send it.  You're pretty cool.

You also get all of the above.







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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per Per Adventure
7 patrons
You will get access to my Patreon-only feed where I will post extra content regarding the adventures. Extra scenes, gifs, characters. There's usually something that doesn't make it in the main adventure. Every scene of the adventure will be posted there as well.

Pledge $5 or more per Per Adventure
0 patrons
You get a sprite made of an object of your choosing. Will it be used in an adventure? It could be. I keep a library of objects to be used whenever needed. For example, if I need an axe, I'll pull out an axe I already have made. Either way, I'll make it for you. You describe it.

You also get all of the above.

Pledge $20 or more per Per Adventure
0 patrons
You get a sprite made of a character of your description. Same deal with the object. It may or may not be used in an adventure, but it will be created as you describe.

You also get all of the above.

Pledge $50 or more per Per Adventure
0 patrons
You will get any scene from any adventure printed off, signed, and mailed to you, along with a nice note. I will personally high five the note before I send it. You're pretty cool.

You also get all of the above.

Pledge $500 or more per Per Adventure
0 of 1 patrons
I don't know man.  I have no idea.

You want something more.  We will talk and work out exactly what you get.  As long as its reasonable and within my means, I will make it happen.

Possible examples:
  • I will buy paint and paint a really bad painting on canvas. 
  • I will buy some clay and make really bad sculptures of some of the characters.  They may survive shipping to you.
  • I will make a personalized desktop background
  • I'll design a bumper sticker for you.