The Brown Chicken Brown Cow Show is creating Sex Positive, Inclusive Podcasts and Video Shows
1
patron
$2
per month
My name is Sean 'Monkey' Makiney and along with my team we would like your help to create a show that is sexy, funny, and entertaining. Sex is fun, scary, exciting, and sometimes a bit confusing. No matter what your fetish, relationship style, sexual identity, or sexy kinky stuff you are into, we invite you to join the team and help us as we all walk through the ins and outs of this exciting sexy world together.

There’s going to be something in the show for everyone who believes that sexual exploration, sexual communication, sexual identities, and being open to sexual possibilities is healthy, friendly, and most importantly fun. We believe that your things might not be our things but your things are ok too.

Our show is being created by industry professionals, comedians, musicians, and sex positive activists. Everyone on the show and behind the scenes brings something special to the project.
We are excited, driven, and want to make this a show you will be proud to support and also, just maybe, share with others.


OK FANS!: *The Barnyard o’ Fame page updates after Patreon confirms payment each month. Compete for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place ‘Biggest Fan Awards’ each month by donating the highest amounts among the fans on Patreon. Special rewards and gifts given to the top three places each month.

Tiers
Bend over! It’s not your birthday!
$2 or more per month
$2+  "Virtual Spank on the Ass with a Paddle!"


You receive:
1) Our HUGE ‘THANK YOU’
2) One Free Hug or Virtual Paddle Spank.
-Anyone can promise you a virtual paddle spanking, but we will do with style, a moan, and maybe even a wink.

Barnyard o’ Fame
$5 or more per month
You receive:
  1. List your name on the BCBCPodcast.com, Barnyard o’ Fame page. Time to get FAMOUS! 
  2. Virtual Spank on the Ass with a Paddle!
  3. And our supreme heartfelt thanks.
Buy us a drink during the LIVE show!
$8 or more per month only 10 left
All this reward is used for is to allow you to buy us a drink (alcoholic or not) during the live shows.
We will even call out your name, raise the glass, and give you a huge thank you on the air.
We have also included a tip for the bartender... CAUSE YOU ARE FANCY LIKE THAT. :D


Limited number available.

Stickers & Shout Outs!
$10 or more per month
You receive:
  1. A visual shout out in the credits at the end of the Live show. - We will add your name and/or Barnyard Name each month you stay at this level in the Live show credits.
  2. A Sticker! -A new sticker every month you stay at this level. Each sticker will feature artwork from our Barnyard Visual Recreation & Weird Animals Department. (Sent out very other month.)

Plus: 

  1. Listed on our Scoop Hall of Fame.
  2. One Free Hug or Virtual Paddle Spank.
  3. Our supreme and heartfelt thanks.
You Are Awesome-Sexy
$12 or more per month
$10+  "You Are Awesome - and Sexy!"

You receive:
  1. Stay at this level for 2 months and we will send you a personal greeting or voice mail message.

Plus:

  1. A shout out in the credits at the end of the Live show. - We will thank you by name and/or Barnyard Name in the credits each month you stay at this level.
  2. Sticker of the month. 
  3. Barnyard o’ Fame membership.
  4. Virtual Hugs or paddles for life.
  5. Did we mention our astonishment and heartfelt thanks?
"Raffle TIME!"
$15 or more per month
You receive:
  1. 15 Tickets. Once a month we will draw raffles from names of the donors at this level (we will put you all in a special Patreon ONLY hat, bucket, or 50 gallon barrel. And you could win FABULOUS prizes.

Want more tickets?  Just add a little more money to your pleadge...

       25 Tickets = $20

       50 Tickets = $30


Plus: 

  1. A visual shout out in the credits at the end of the Live show. - We will thank you by name and/or Barnyard Name on air each month you stay at this level your name will appear in the Live show credits.
  2. Sticker of the month. 
  3. Barnyard o’ Fame listing.
  4. Virtual Hugs or paddles for life.
  5. Did we mention our astonishment and heartfelt thanks?

*Additional shipping cost may be required for winners who live outside of the United States.

Now it’s getting real (money)
$20 or more per month
Every three months select a CD, thumb drive, or download of music from the musical guest that appeared over the last three months.

You receive:

  1. CD, thumb drive, or download of music from the musical guest of your choice. 

PLUS: 

  1. Raffle Ticket
  2. Custom voice mail read by YOUR CHOICE! Of Hosts or crew. (The Professor has an awesome voice.)
  3. Sticker of the month.
  4. Barnyard Hall of Fame.
  5. Free virtual paddles or hugs for life.
  6. Extra Special- It's our supreme and heartfelt thanks!

*Additional shipping cost may be required for winners who live outside of the United States.

You Are A Barnyard Associate Producer
$40 or more per month
You receive:
  1. Every other month you get a new BCBC T-shirt.
  2. Bi-Monthly CD or thumb drive of music from the musical guest. (You select the musican from the last two live shows.)

Plus:

  1. 2 Raffle Tickets
  2. Custom voicemail read by YOUR CHOICE! Of Hosts or crew. 
  3. Sticker of the month.
  4. Barnyard Hall of Fame.
  5. Free virtual paddles or hugs for life.
  6. Extra Special- It's our supreme and heartfelt thanks!

*Additional shipping cost may be required for winners who live outside of the United States.

You Are A Barnyard Executive Producer
$99 or more per month
You receive:


You gave us HOW MUCH MONEY?!?!

Ok, you are extra special and that means your premier gift also needs to be special... changing, and always something cool... along with all the other items in the list below...

  1.  Executive Level Awesome Gifts each month you stay at this level. Delivered every other month.
  2. Access to the Executive Producer’s chat room where you can talk directly to the BCBC team. Give us your ideas and help define and shape the show.

Plus:

  1. Every new BCBC T-shirt sent bi-monthly.
  2. Monthly CD or thumb drive of music from the musical guest. (sent bi-monthly.)
  3. Three Raffle Ticket (see above)
  4. Custom voicemail read by YOUR CHOICE! Of Hosts or crew. Collect them all!
  5. Sticker of the month.
  6. Barnyard Hall of Fame.
  7. Free virtual paddles or hugs for life.
  8. Extra Special - It's our supreme and heartfelt thanks!
    *Additional shipping cost may be required for winners who live outside of the United States.
Advertiser Tier: LIVE SHOW Special Discount
$222 or more per month only 4 left
3 months of advertising on the Live Show.


Product and endorsement must be approved to best fit the show. 


Please contact before making pledge. [email protected]

Advertiser Tier: ALL Shows Special Discount
$444 or more per month only 4 left
Advertise on the Live shows and podcasts. 


Product and endorsement must be approved to fit show.


Please contact before making pledge. [email protected]

Goals
$2 of $669 per month
Everyone gets a puppy. (just kidding) Helps pay for The Madam's childcare for the show.
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My name is Sean 'Monkey' Makiney and along with my team we would like your help to create a show that is sexy, funny, and entertaining. Sex is fun, scary, exciting, and sometimes a bit confusing. No matter what your fetish, relationship style, sexual identity, or sexy kinky stuff you are into, we invite you to join the team and help us as we all walk through the ins and outs of this exciting sexy world together.

There’s going to be something in the show for everyone who believes that sexual exploration, sexual communication, sexual identities, and being open to sexual possibilities is healthy, friendly, and most importantly fun. We believe that your things might not be our things but your things are ok too.

Our show is being created by industry professionals, comedians, musicians, and sex positive activists. Everyone on the show and behind the scenes brings something special to the project.
We are excited, driven, and want to make this a show you will be proud to support and also, just maybe, share with others.


OK FANS!: *The Barnyard o’ Fame page updates after Patreon confirms payment each month. Compete for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place ‘Biggest Fan Awards’ each month by donating the highest amounts among the fans on Patreon. Special rewards and gifts given to the top three places each month.

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Tiers
Bend over! It’s not your birthday!
$2 or more per month
$2+  "Virtual Spank on the Ass with a Paddle!"


You receive:
1) Our HUGE ‘THANK YOU’
2) One Free Hug or Virtual Paddle Spank.
-Anyone can promise you a virtual paddle spanking, but we will do with style, a moan, and maybe even a wink.

Barnyard o’ Fame
$5 or more per month
You receive:
  1. List your name on the BCBCPodcast.com, Barnyard o’ Fame page. Time to get FAMOUS! 
  2. Virtual Spank on the Ass with a Paddle!
  3. And our supreme heartfelt thanks.
Buy us a drink during the LIVE show!
$8 or more per month only 10 left
All this reward is used for is to allow you to buy us a drink (alcoholic or not) during the live shows.
We will even call out your name, raise the glass, and give you a huge thank you on the air.
We have also included a tip for the bartender... CAUSE YOU ARE FANCY LIKE THAT. :D


Limited number available.

Stickers & Shout Outs!
$10 or more per month
You receive:
  1. A visual shout out in the credits at the end of the Live show. - We will add your name and/or Barnyard Name each month you stay at this level in the Live show credits.
  2. A Sticker! -A new sticker every month you stay at this level. Each sticker will feature artwork from our Barnyard Visual Recreation & Weird Animals Department. (Sent out very other month.)

Plus: 

  1. Listed on our Scoop Hall of Fame.
  2. One Free Hug or Virtual Paddle Spank.
  3. Our supreme and heartfelt thanks.
You Are Awesome-Sexy
$12 or more per month
$10+  "You Are Awesome - and Sexy!"

You receive:
  1. Stay at this level for 2 months and we will send you a personal greeting or voice mail message.

Plus:

  1. A shout out in the credits at the end of the Live show. - We will thank you by name and/or Barnyard Name in the credits each month you stay at this level.
  2. Sticker of the month. 
  3. Barnyard o’ Fame membership.
  4. Virtual Hugs or paddles for life.
  5. Did we mention our astonishment and heartfelt thanks?
"Raffle TIME!"
$15 or more per month
You receive:
  1. 15 Tickets. Once a month we will draw raffles from names of the donors at this level (we will put you all in a special Patreon ONLY hat, bucket, or 50 gallon barrel. And you could win FABULOUS prizes.

Want more tickets?  Just add a little more money to your pleadge...

       25 Tickets = $20

       50 Tickets = $30


Plus: 

  1. A visual shout out in the credits at the end of the Live show. - We will thank you by name and/or Barnyard Name on air each month you stay at this level your name will appear in the Live show credits.
  2. Sticker of the month. 
  3. Barnyard o’ Fame listing.
  4. Virtual Hugs or paddles for life.
  5. Did we mention our astonishment and heartfelt thanks?

*Additional shipping cost may be required for winners who live outside of the United States.

Now it’s getting real (money)
$20 or more per month
Every three months select a CD, thumb drive, or download of music from the musical guest that appeared over the last three months.

You receive:

  1. CD, thumb drive, or download of music from the musical guest of your choice. 

PLUS: 

  1. Raffle Ticket
  2. Custom voice mail read by YOUR CHOICE! Of Hosts or crew. (The Professor has an awesome voice.)
  3. Sticker of the month.
  4. Barnyard Hall of Fame.
  5. Free virtual paddles or hugs for life.
  6. Extra Special- It's our supreme and heartfelt thanks!

*Additional shipping cost may be required for winners who live outside of the United States.

You Are A Barnyard Associate Producer
$40 or more per month
You receive:
  1. Every other month you get a new BCBC T-shirt.
  2. Bi-Monthly CD or thumb drive of music from the musical guest. (You select the musican from the last two live shows.)

Plus:

  1. 2 Raffle Tickets
  2. Custom voicemail read by YOUR CHOICE! Of Hosts or crew. 
  3. Sticker of the month.
  4. Barnyard Hall of Fame.
  5. Free virtual paddles or hugs for life.
  6. Extra Special- It's our supreme and heartfelt thanks!

*Additional shipping cost may be required for winners who live outside of the United States.

You Are A Barnyard Executive Producer
$99 or more per month
You receive:


You gave us HOW MUCH MONEY?!?!

Ok, you are extra special and that means your premier gift also needs to be special... changing, and always something cool... along with all the other items in the list below...

  1.  Executive Level Awesome Gifts each month you stay at this level. Delivered every other month.
  2. Access to the Executive Producer’s chat room where you can talk directly to the BCBC team. Give us your ideas and help define and shape the show.

Plus:

  1. Every new BCBC T-shirt sent bi-monthly.
  2. Monthly CD or thumb drive of music from the musical guest. (sent bi-monthly.)
  3. Three Raffle Ticket (see above)
  4. Custom voicemail read by YOUR CHOICE! Of Hosts or crew. Collect them all!
  5. Sticker of the month.
  6. Barnyard Hall of Fame.
  7. Free virtual paddles or hugs for life.
  8. Extra Special - It's our supreme and heartfelt thanks!
    *Additional shipping cost may be required for winners who live outside of the United States.
Advertiser Tier: LIVE SHOW Special Discount
$222 or more per month only 4 left
3 months of advertising on the Live Show.


Product and endorsement must be approved to best fit the show. 


Please contact before making pledge. [email protected]

Advertiser Tier: ALL Shows Special Discount
$444 or more per month only 4 left
Advertise on the Live shows and podcasts. 


Product and endorsement must be approved to fit show.


Please contact before making pledge. [email protected]