The Brown Chicken Brown Cow Show

is creating Sex Positive, Inclusive Podcasts and Video Shows

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Bend over! It’s not your birthday!
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per month
$2+  "Virtual Spank on the Ass with a Paddle!"

You receive:
2) One Free Hug or Virtual Paddle Spank.
-Anyone can promise you a virtual paddle spanking, but we will do with style, a moan, and maybe even a wink.

Barnyard o’ Fame
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per month
You receive:
  1. List your name on the, Barnyard o’ Fame page. Time to get FAMOUS! 
  2. Virtual Spank on the Ass with a Paddle!
  3. And our supreme heartfelt thanks.
Buy us a drink during the LIVE show!
Limited (10 of 10 remaining)
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per month
All this reward is used for is to allow you to buy us a drink (alcoholic or not) during the live shows.
We will even call out your name, raise the glass, and give you a huge thank you on the air.
We have also included a tip for the bartender... CAUSE YOU ARE FANCY LIKE THAT. :D

Limited number available.




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My name is Sean 'Monkey' Makiney and along with my team we would like your help to create a show that is sexy, funny, and entertaining. Sex is fun, scary, exciting, and sometimes a bit confusing. No matter what your fetish, relationship style, sexual identity, or sexy kinky stuff you are into, we invite you to join the team and help us as we all walk through the ins and outs of this exciting sexy world together.

There’s going to be something in the show for everyone who believes that sexual exploration, sexual communication, sexual identities, and being open to sexual possibilities is healthy, friendly, and most importantly fun. We believe that your things might not be our things but your things are ok too.

Our show is being created by industry professionals, comedians, musicians, and sex positive activists. Everyone on the show and behind the scenes brings something special to the project.
We are excited, driven, and want to make this a show you will be proud to support and also, just maybe, share with others.

OK FANS!: *The Barnyard o’ Fame page updates after Patreon confirms payment each month. Compete for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place ‘Biggest Fan Awards’ each month by donating the highest amounts among the fans on Patreon. Special rewards and gifts given to the top three places each month.

$1.85 of $669 per month
Everyone gets a puppy. (just kidding) Helps pay for The Madam's childcare for the show.
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