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You should pledge because you enjoy what I do. The greatest gift you can give to me is your support, and I will accept that in any form. There will obviously be rewards for people who pledge, but this money will help me provide better quality content, or perhaps just to live a little easier. Asking for money is a selfish thing no matter how you cut it, and I'm just coming to you as I am. As a student, and father of two, I have to appreciate what I have, and if I have your support in the most extreme kind of way, I do what I do a more comfortably.  You should pledge to me because you want to, and for no other reason.
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You will receive a sincere "thank you" from me.
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You will receive a sincere "thank you" from and a shoutout of your choosing on my next video!
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A "thank you", a shoutout in a video, and I will play a game of your choosing on my channel at least once. Choose your game based off the assumption that I have the game, have access to the game via browser or some other free client, or that it's not to expensive.
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Everything listed in the previous rewards + I will skype with you for a half an hour or call you on your phone and we can chat about whatever!
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All previous rewards + an entire LP of your choosing on my channel. Please stick to games I can afford, have access to, and actually record.
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All of the previous rewards + I will bear your child. I will bear your fucking child. On top of bearing your child, I will upload any sfw video of your choosing on to my channel for your own enjoyment or exposure.
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No one will do this. If you do this I will take your hand in marriage, and offer you my next door neighbors first born son. His name is Jesse.
You should pledge because you enjoy what I do. The greatest gift you can give to me is your support, and I will accept that in any form. There will obviously be rewards for people who pledge, but this money will help me provide better quality content, or perhaps just to live a little easier. Asking for money is a selfish thing no matter how you cut it, and I'm just coming to you as I am. As a student, and father of two, I have to appreciate what I have, and if I have your support in the most extreme kind of way, I do what I do a more comfortably.  You should pledge to me because you want to, and for no other reason.

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Pledge $1 or more per month
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You will receive a sincere "thank you" from me.
Pledge $5 or more per month
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You will receive a sincere "thank you" from and a shoutout of your choosing on my next video!
Pledge $10 or more per month
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A "thank you", a shoutout in a video, and I will play a game of your choosing on my channel at least once. Choose your game based off the assumption that I have the game, have access to the game via browser or some other free client, or that it's not to expensive.
Pledge $25 or more per month
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Everything listed in the previous rewards + I will skype with you for a half an hour or call you on your phone and we can chat about whatever!
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All previous rewards + an entire LP of your choosing on my channel. Please stick to games I can afford, have access to, and actually record.
Pledge $75 or more per month
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All of the previous rewards + I will bear your child. I will bear your fucking child. On top of bearing your child, I will upload any sfw video of your choosing on to my channel for your own enjoyment or exposure.
Pledge $100 or more per month
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No one will do this. If you do this I will take your hand in marriage, and offer you my next door neighbors first born son. His name is Jesse.