BGANis creating incoherent movie ramblings, mostly. Also videos of things.
Besides getting my profound gratitude, you get access to my short stories that I add every month and you get upgraded to Loyal status on Discord.
Along with my immense gratitude, this gives you access to the monthly short stories, the Dedicated role on Discord, and the ability to request a review of your choosing every six months. It can be of literally anything.
Now, for the uninitiated or the new visitors to my particular brand of nonsense, let me lay it out plainly. I'm a movie critic who takes most things with the largest grain of salt imaginable. Like, so large it could crush us all to death. Imagine the horrified screams as salty death comes down upon the hopeless masses. They all look up, wishing for some kind of hero to save them. Isn't that lovely? Anyway, I talk about movies. Bad movies, mostly, but I generally cover whichever films spark my fancy or are required for me to cover by obligation. In truth though, I see myself mostly as an entertainer. I'm here to make you smile, snicker, guffaw, bwahahaha, and generally chuckle so hard that you toss your unguarded young into a wood-chipper due to a lack of being able to control your body from said laughter.
I also talk about other things in the geek purview such as comics, games, and toys. At the behest of others, I have even started recording myself playing games for my YouTube channel. Some people hate me for my views, some love me for them, and others just love watching me poke at angry bears until they blindly maul themselves.