BSDybbuk is creating Stuff of legend (miscellaneous things, mostly videos)
1

patron

$9
per month
If you think life sucks right now, then that isn't good. I am probably not going to help you out at all, since my videos are prerecorded, and I won't be speaking to you at all, unless you attend fan meetup, or we bump into each other, but know this:
While life might suck almost as hard as your mum, and nobody really cares, don't give a fuck about those people that don't care. Sit back, watch some videos, and escape for a bit, while you plan your perfect life, then realise it's very unrealistic, and let whatever happens happen, which will turn out to be better than your perfect life because it happened with a lot off effort, and crying, and having your poo bleed at work. Bleeding poo will always make you feel better once it stops. Unless it's from bowel cancer, then it'll just stop you from feeling anything at all. This got very strange, very quickly. Anyway, have a nice day, or eat a dick.
Tiers
My gratitude
$5 or more per month
I will think you are cool
My extended gratitude
$10 or more per month
I will think you are cool for longer
My super star gratitude warranty
$20 or more per month
If I prematurely stop thinking you are cool, you can file a complaint (est beta test June 2099), and you will get your gratitude back.
Splagbif
$100 or more per month
You are better than those below you
Spleen
$500 or more per month
No, you don't get a spleen, but you do get access to the higher tiers of discord, and exclusive bullshit as I come up with it.
Spleegbarf
$10,000 or more per month
Put a picture and caption in every one of my videos, assuming no copyright infringement, etc.
Ultimate Splooge
$15,000 or more per month
Once a year, I will fly out to wherever you are, and you can:
a) punch me
b) make a video with me
c) play games with me
d) get me to do something really stupid like cut your toenails
Goals
$9 of $100 per month
I will make a video, saying thank you to all of my wonderful fans, even though I am sure you are all wankers.
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If you think life sucks right now, then that isn't good. I am probably not going to help you out at all, since my videos are prerecorded, and I won't be speaking to you at all, unless you attend fan meetup, or we bump into each other, but know this:
While life might suck almost as hard as your mum, and nobody really cares, don't give a fuck about those people that don't care. Sit back, watch some videos, and escape for a bit, while you plan your perfect life, then realise it's very unrealistic, and let whatever happens happen, which will turn out to be better than your perfect life because it happened with a lot off effort, and crying, and having your poo bleed at work. Bleeding poo will always make you feel better once it stops. Unless it's from bowel cancer, then it'll just stop you from feeling anything at all. This got very strange, very quickly. Anyway, have a nice day, or eat a dick.

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Tiers
My gratitude
$5 or more per month
I will think you are cool
My extended gratitude
$10 or more per month
I will think you are cool for longer
My super star gratitude warranty
$20 or more per month
If I prematurely stop thinking you are cool, you can file a complaint (est beta test June 2099), and you will get your gratitude back.
Splagbif
$100 or more per month
You are better than those below you
Spleen
$500 or more per month
No, you don't get a spleen, but you do get access to the higher tiers of discord, and exclusive bullshit as I come up with it.
Spleegbarf
$10,000 or more per month
Put a picture and caption in every one of my videos, assuming no copyright infringement, etc.
Ultimate Splooge
$15,000 or more per month
Once a year, I will fly out to wherever you are, and you can:
a) punch me
b) make a video with me
c) play games with me
d) get me to do something really stupid like cut your toenails