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• Access to private Bastard Discord channels

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BONUS BASTARD SOUND PACK - Including a Ringtone by DM Dick Dynamite himself!
Access to SIDEARM - A whole extra Podcast that releases every Tuesday, where we all get to hang out in your ear holes.
Access to our entire first campaign - Rhalloran 51 episodes of Bastard Goodness.
• Bastards at this level receive all previous tiers

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Immortalization in our world! - DM Dick Dynamite will use your name in the creation of a person, place or thing, in our universe. 
• Exclusive "Backwater Bastards" patch
• Bastards at this level receive all previous tiers




Join us each week as Dungeon Master Dick Dynamite and his adventurers confront a homebrewed world created by his very own hand! Enjoy both of our campaigns here, the original DnD homebrewed Rhalloran fantasy arc, and the current adventure, Orbital Refuse- a sci-fi epic following DM Dick's own system. 

With your help, we will build the worlds of MidSpace and Rhalloran, and push the show and podcast to new heights. (We bastards got some big dreams!) The weekly show will always remain free, but become a patron and you can help us keep that quality going, as we add on content, treats, and, new experiences for all of us. (Who knows! Maybe one-day WE'LL ALL BE ABLE TO CONVERGE IN ONE REAL SPACE IRL AT THE SAME TIME! ...You know or not, whatever you're into.)

So please consider flicking us a few coins, or credits. Whatever currency ya fancy- our all-seeing, all-knowing DM'll convert it for us. And you shall have our thanks, fellow traveler. Us creators of worlds got to stick together. 

The Backwater Bastards are:
Cleo deCap - Taylor van Biljon
Dr. Ze - Daniel Matthews
Dungeon Master Dick Dynamite -  Richard Kimber-Bell

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If we can hit this goal then every month we will be able to commission unique artworks from amazing artists all over the world. Building up this world one drawing at a time.
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