BACKWATER BASTARDS

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Official Bastard Grunt

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ONE OF US! ONE OF US! Welcome aboard! Official Bastard Grunts receive:

• A shout out at the end of every episode
• Access to private Bastard Discord channels
• BONUS BASTARD RINGTONE by DM Dick Dynamite HIMSELF!

Knight of the Holy Bastardian Table

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$5
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So you fancy yerself an adventurer, eh? Knights of the Holy Bastardian Table receive:

• Bastards at this level receive all previous tiers

Bastard Aristocracy

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$10
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You there- hands off the merchandise! This area is for noblekind only!  Bastard Aristocracy obviously receive:

• Immortalization in our world! DM Dick Dynamite will use your name in the creation of a person, place or thing, in our universe. When this happens, we will create a commemorative sketch of this item, for bragging rites a'course!
• Exclusive "Backwater Bastards" patch

• Bastards at this level receive all previous tiers

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About BACKWATER BASTARDS


Join us each week as Dungeon Master Dick Dynamite and his adventurers confront a homebrewed world created by his very own hand! Enjoy both of our campaigns here, the original DnD homebrewed Rhalloran fantasy arc, and the current adventure, Orbital Refuse- a sci-fi epic following DM Dick's own system. 

With your help, we will build the worlds of MidSpace and Rhalloran, and push the show and podcast to new heights. (We bastards got some big dreams!) The weekly show will always remain free, but become a patron and you can help us keep that quality going, as we add on content, treats, and, new experiences for all of us. (Who knows! Maybe one-day WE'LL ALL BE ABLE TO CONVERGE IN ONE REAL SPACE IRL AT THE SAME TIME! ...You know or not, whatever you're into.)

So please consider flicking us a few coins, or credits. Whatever currency ya fancy- our all-seeing, all-knowing DM'll convert it for us. And you shall have our thanks, fellow traveler. Us creators of worlds got to stick together. 

The Backwater Bastards are:

Blaznak and Herodotus Arthurian Mendleroth III - Even Mehl Amundsen
Haex Masath and Cleo deCap - Taylor van Biljon
Cedric - Devin Platts
Baron DeBauch and Doctor Zafrey Elektra (Dr. Ze) - Daniel Matthews
Dungeon Master Dick Dynamite -  Richard Kimber-Bell


Goals
12 of 50 patrons
FAN ART COMMISSIONS

If we can hit this goal then every month we will be able to commission unique artworks from amazing artists all over the world. Building up this world one drawing at a time.
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