Never Got Famous

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NEVER GOT FAMOUS is the bitter life of Albert Snodoloberm...a stand-up comedian for twenty years, and nothing - no fame, no glory, just horrible memories of being abused on stage.  So he has retreated to the internet....making the movie and TV projects he would have done if he had gotten famous, just on a much (MUCH) lower budget and with much more irritation and awkwardness...

And even though Albert is a fictional character, I suspect that many of us know what it's like to have a dream get a bit crushed. He is transforming into a kind of casual messiah for the disappointed.  I've been trying to make each chapter of his life bigger-er and bitter-er, so now he's escaped the modest productions of his video camera and plunging into audiobook projects and podcasts.

If you become a patron, everything Albert does, audio or video, you get it free.  Signing up will unlock download links of the audiobooks and "live" albums, and even fresh chapters of whatever current one is in-progress.  Plus, you'll get Vimeo passwords to the original versions of the surreal feature-length puppet movies I did years ago - Summer of the Chew Toy Soul, Jesus Hates You Now, Only Interstellar Pinball Lives Forever, Hell Leaks Laughter, and the non-puppet There Was Once a Bitter Bastard.  I'll be putting most of those movies on YouTube someday, to release them into the wild forever. But they look better on Vimeo...the colors, the puppety textures...

Anyhow, many many thanks, and never let the bastards get you down.
  - Tristan Newcomb ... aka Albert Snodoloberm

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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 143 exclusive posts
1
Audio release
96
Images
32
Links
1
Poll
13
Writings
43
Videos

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