Never Got Famous

Never Got Famous

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NEVER GOT FAMOUS - the bitter adventures of Albert Snodoloberm...a stand-up comedian for twenty years, and nothing.  No fame, no glory, just horrible memories of it all.  So he has retreated to the internet....doing the projects he would have done if he had gotten famous, just on a much lower budget and with much more irritation and awkwardness...

And even though nearly everyone knows by now that Albert is a fictional character, I suspect that many of us secretly feel a bit like a failed stand-up comedian...we somehow know what it's like to be that person. I've been trying to make each chapter of his life bigger-er and bitter-er, so now he's escaped the modest productions of his video camera, plunging into the vast sea of audiobook projects and podcasts.

If you become a patron, everything Albert does, audio or video, you get it free - including the podcast "Walks with Albert".  Signing up will unlock download links of all the audiobooks and "live" albums, and even chapters of whatever current one is in-progress.  Plus, you'll get Vimeo passwords to the original versions of the surreal feature-length puppet movies I did years ago - Summer of the Chew Toy Soul, Jesus Hates You Now, Only Interstellar Pinball Lives Forever, Hell Leaks Laughter, and the non-puppet There Was Once a Bitter Bastard.  I'll be putting most of those movies on YouTube someday, to release them into the wild forever. But they look better on Vimeo...the colors, the puppety textures...and Vimeo even lets you download the original video file, so you can have the highest-quality version streaming off your hard drive. Someone also requested the original Live Hot Puppet Chat episodes, which is where most of the puppet characters came from, so I included those as well. That show was VERY silly and occasionally quite toxic....but it has Albert in his original cheeky, less-bitter puppet form, Al the Slug. With a drink or two or three or four or five or six (keep going), it's possibly still amusing...(?)...but apologies in advance for the rough flavor of that show. 2005 seems so long ago...

Anyhow, many many thanks, and never let the bastards get you down.
  - Tristan ... aka Albert

Never Got Famous on YouTube
The Audiobooks
NeverGotFamous.com


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Become A Patron
$2 or more per month

Get NGF projects first and free, including the audiobooks:

  • Blood and Muppets
  • Broken Glass Snack
  • Harry Potter and the Trespassing Functional Alcoholic
  • Bowling for Blood
  • The Actual Science of Ghosts
  • ...and more on the way...
NEVER GOT FAMOUS - the bitter adventures of Albert Snodoloberm...a stand-up comedian for twenty years, and nothing.  No fame, no glory, just horrible memories of it all.  So he has retreated to the internet....doing the projects he would have done if he had gotten famous, just on a much lower budget and with much more irritation and awkwardness...

And even though nearly everyone knows by now that Albert is a fictional character, I suspect that many of us secretly feel a bit like a failed stand-up comedian...we somehow know what it's like to be that person. I've been trying to make each chapter of his life bigger-er and bitter-er, so now he's escaped the modest productions of his video camera, plunging into the vast sea of audiobook projects and podcasts.

If you become a patron, everything Albert does, audio or video, you get it free - including the podcast "Walks with Albert".  Signing up will unlock download links of all the audiobooks and "live" albums, and even chapters of whatever current one is in-progress.  Plus, you'll get Vimeo passwords to the original versions of the surreal feature-length puppet movies I did years ago - Summer of the Chew Toy Soul, Jesus Hates You Now, Only Interstellar Pinball Lives Forever, Hell Leaks Laughter, and the non-puppet There Was Once a Bitter Bastard.  I'll be putting most of those movies on YouTube someday, to release them into the wild forever. But they look better on Vimeo...the colors, the puppety textures...and Vimeo even lets you download the original video file, so you can have the highest-quality version streaming off your hard drive. Someone also requested the original Live Hot Puppet Chat episodes, which is where most of the puppet characters came from, so I included those as well. That show was VERY silly and occasionally quite toxic....but it has Albert in his original cheeky, less-bitter puppet form, Al the Slug. With a drink or two or three or four or five or six (keep going), it's possibly still amusing...(?)...but apologies in advance for the rough flavor of that show. 2005 seems so long ago...

Anyhow, many many thanks, and never let the bastards get you down.
  - Tristan ... aka Albert

Never Got Famous on YouTube
The Audiobooks
NeverGotFamous.com


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Tiers
Become A Patron
$2 or more per month

Get NGF projects first and free, including the audiobooks:

  • Blood and Muppets
  • Broken Glass Snack
  • Harry Potter and the Trespassing Functional Alcoholic
  • Bowling for Blood
  • The Actual Science of Ghosts
  • ...and more on the way...