Bad Horse is creating Stories & Blog Posts
14

patrons

$82
per 10,000 words
You shouldn't pledge to me.  I'm evil.

But if you do, "words" will mean fimfiction's word count for chapters or stories not previously published to fimfiction, plus Google Doc's word count for major blog posts (not jokes, quotes, recommendations, reblogs, or tales of my thrilling personal life).

My total published story word count as of Oct. 1, 2015, is 138,365, an average of 3375 words per month. I blogged about 5000 "major" words in July, 2000 in August, and 8000 in September. My max production rate, working full-time, is about 1000 words per day.

Rewards are cumulative. A reward that doesn't say "One-time reward" includes all the lesser rewards that also don't say "one-time reward".
Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per 10,000 words
3 patrons
Membership in the Evil League of Evil, acknowledged on my user page. Display its coat of arms with pride or shame on your user page!



Please try to use Paypal (through Patreon), or the credit card transaction costs will take thirty cents per dollar.
Go through my trash
$2 or more per 10,000 words 2 patrons
View my unpublished story and blog drafts in Google Docs (excluding write-off stories before the voting's over).  This means I'd email you the link to my drafts directory and give you permission to read them.  I link to some from my fimfiction blog posts.  You must have a gmail email account to use this.
An offer you can't refuse
$5 or more per 10,000 words 1 patron
Probably nothing unfortunate will happen to your nice plate glass windows.
Pre-reading
$8 or more per 10,000 words 6 patrons


Comment on my new story drafts in Google Docs before they're published.  You must provide a gmail address.  (Also, I have a fence you can whitewash.)  Use only comments to suggest edits, not "suggest edits" mode.  Can include blogs and future non-pony stuff if you like.
Pledge $10 or more per 10,000 words
0 of 30 patrons


$10 ONE-TIME DONATION.  Choose my (SFW) avatar for a week!  Must be square.  (The avatar.)  Patreon can't handle one-time donations, so PM me.
Pledge $25 or more per 10,000 words
0 patrons
I will personally rob your house!  'Coz you must be loaded.
Goals
$82 of $100 per 10,000 words
2 of 13
You shouldn't pledge to me.  I'm evil.

But if you do, "words" will mean fimfiction's word count for chapters or stories not previously published to fimfiction, plus Google Doc's word count for major blog posts (not jokes, quotes, recommendations, reblogs, or tales of my thrilling personal life).

My total published story word count as of Oct. 1, 2015, is 138,365, an average of 3375 words per month. I blogged about 5000 "major" words in July, 2000 in August, and 8000 in September. My max production rate, working full-time, is about 1000 words per day.

Rewards are cumulative. A reward that doesn't say "One-time reward" includes all the lesser rewards that also don't say "one-time reward".

Recent posts by Bad Horse

Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per 10,000 words
3 patrons
Membership in the Evil League of Evil, acknowledged on my user page. Display its coat of arms with pride or shame on your user page!



Please try to use Paypal (through Patreon), or the credit card transaction costs will take thirty cents per dollar.
Go through my trash
$2 or more per 10,000 words 2 patrons
View my unpublished story and blog drafts in Google Docs (excluding write-off stories before the voting's over).  This means I'd email you the link to my drafts directory and give you permission to read them.  I link to some from my fimfiction blog posts.  You must have a gmail email account to use this.
An offer you can't refuse
$5 or more per 10,000 words 1 patron
Probably nothing unfortunate will happen to your nice plate glass windows.
Pre-reading
$8 or more per 10,000 words 6 patrons


Comment on my new story drafts in Google Docs before they're published.  You must provide a gmail address.  (Also, I have a fence you can whitewash.)  Use only comments to suggest edits, not "suggest edits" mode.  Can include blogs and future non-pony stuff if you like.
Pledge $10 or more per 10,000 words
0 of 30 patrons


$10 ONE-TIME DONATION.  Choose my (SFW) avatar for a week!  Must be square.  (The avatar.)  Patreon can't handle one-time donations, so PM me.
Pledge $25 or more per 10,000 words
0 patrons
I will personally rob your house!  'Coz you must be loaded.