Bagel Rabbit is creating Videos, Streams, and Art
2
patrons
$51
per month
Hello once again, Individuals! I am the Bagel Rabbit and my microphone's name is Sam.

WHAT DO YOU DO, SIR?


Oh! My friend, Mr. Big-Blue-Centered-Text has arrived. Hopefully he doesn't eat all of the nachos this time.

I'm perhaps best known for playing Kerbal Space Program and making videos and livestreams. Some of my stuff is pretty weird, which is a good thing in my opinion. I also do some music, which a surprisingly sizeable group of people seems to like.

IRL, I'm currently between jobs because of my university-ing.

WHY DO YOU WANT MY MONEY?


College, mostly. Trips, too. They're super cool.

I don't receive any money from YouTube or Twitch except for the generous contributions that others send my way, so your help is EXTRA DOUBLY appreciated.

WHY ARE YOU PAID PER MONTH?


I realize that some people may think "I'll be paying you to vacantly gaze at the wall while eating potato chips!" Au contraire.

I've more or less made the transition to streaming, leaving my videos kinda sorta behind. Even if I don't stream every day, I have a somewhat-regular schedule. And even if you tune in for five hours a month and support me with $5, that's $1/hour of entertainment that's theoretically* quality! Which is a pretty alright deal.

*quality not guaranteed at all

WHY HERE, INSTEAD OF TWITCH?


A larger fraction of your hard-earned money goes to me this way. Twitch only gives me half of subscription revenue, whereas Patreon gives me nearly 80%! That adds up.

You don't get fancy little emotes if you support me here exclusively, unfortunately. But isn't that deep pulsing sense of self-satisfaction worth it? Well, hopefully. 

WHAT IF I'M BROKE?


This is, once again, completely and utterly voluntary. Aside from the perks to the right of this text box, you won't be gaining or losing any warm, fuzzy audience interaction. You may, however, see my videos and streams pop up more often if your peers aren't broke (and are willing to throw money at a weird little rabbit off in the corner of the Internet). So it's a win-win either way.

'K, THAT'S ALL MY QUESTIONS.


Cool! Thanks for stopping by, Mr. Big-Blue-Centered-Text! ... my nachos are gone. Can't honestly say I'm surprised.

If you have any questions, write them below or send 'em on in to [email protected]!

Have a wonderful day! PEAS!
Tiers
Cheerios
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A very nice, personalized thank-you email!
  • Your name in a pretty little book I made!
Bagel Bites
$5 or more per month 1 patron

  • Everything above!
  • A single thank-you card, written and drawn on by me!
  • Your name, written with care, on my back wall for all of my stream people to see!
  • Access to a private li'l room in my Discord!
Donuts
$10 or more per month 0 patrons

(Note: You can only make one guaranteed drawing request, so choose wisely! There may be a bit of a backorder here.)
  • Everything above!
  • Send me a (PG) drawing request and I'll send the result to you!
Plain Bagels
$25 or more per month 0 patrons

(Note: I will only write one love song for you and only mail a single quesadilla to you.)
  • Everything above!
  • I will... um... mail you a quesadilla? It might be nasty when you get it though.
Everything Bagels
$50 or more per month 1 patron
(jeesh, that is a lot)
  • Everything above!
  • I will write your name on my forehead with a Crayola marker (you specify color).
  • I will build a small shrine dedicated to you (please supply lock of hair and passport-sized picture)

(Note: I will only write your name on my forehead one time. I will only build one shrine for you. It will probably, but not certainly, be made out of cardboard.)
My Neighbor(s) Dough Toroid
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Every. Thing. Above.
  • In addition to all the other stuff, you will have twice the inner satisfaction and peace. ("Virtue is its own reward" - Calvin and Hobbes)
  • I would give you other stuff, but I literally can't think of anything else right now.
Goals
$51 of $75 per month
1 well-mixed song per month! Good on the ears and the heart.
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Hello once again, Individuals! I am the Bagel Rabbit and my microphone's name is Sam.

WHAT DO YOU DO, SIR?


Oh! My friend, Mr. Big-Blue-Centered-Text has arrived. Hopefully he doesn't eat all of the nachos this time.

I'm perhaps best known for playing Kerbal Space Program and making videos and livestreams. Some of my stuff is pretty weird, which is a good thing in my opinion. I also do some music, which a surprisingly sizeable group of people seems to like.

IRL, I'm currently between jobs because of my university-ing.

WHY DO YOU WANT MY MONEY?


College, mostly. Trips, too. They're super cool.

I don't receive any money from YouTube or Twitch except for the generous contributions that others send my way, so your help is EXTRA DOUBLY appreciated.

WHY ARE YOU PAID PER MONTH?


I realize that some people may think "I'll be paying you to vacantly gaze at the wall while eating potato chips!" Au contraire.

I've more or less made the transition to streaming, leaving my videos kinda sorta behind. Even if I don't stream every day, I have a somewhat-regular schedule. And even if you tune in for five hours a month and support me with $5, that's $1/hour of entertainment that's theoretically* quality! Which is a pretty alright deal.

*quality not guaranteed at all

WHY HERE, INSTEAD OF TWITCH?


A larger fraction of your hard-earned money goes to me this way. Twitch only gives me half of subscription revenue, whereas Patreon gives me nearly 80%! That adds up.

You don't get fancy little emotes if you support me here exclusively, unfortunately. But isn't that deep pulsing sense of self-satisfaction worth it? Well, hopefully. 

WHAT IF I'M BROKE?


This is, once again, completely and utterly voluntary. Aside from the perks to the right of this text box, you won't be gaining or losing any warm, fuzzy audience interaction. You may, however, see my videos and streams pop up more often if your peers aren't broke (and are willing to throw money at a weird little rabbit off in the corner of the Internet). So it's a win-win either way.

'K, THAT'S ALL MY QUESTIONS.


Cool! Thanks for stopping by, Mr. Big-Blue-Centered-Text! ... my nachos are gone. Can't honestly say I'm surprised.

If you have any questions, write them below or send 'em on in to [email protected]!

Have a wonderful day! PEAS!

Recent posts by Bagel Rabbit

Tiers
Cheerios
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A very nice, personalized thank-you email!
  • Your name in a pretty little book I made!
Bagel Bites
$5 or more per month 1 patron

  • Everything above!
  • A single thank-you card, written and drawn on by me!
  • Your name, written with care, on my back wall for all of my stream people to see!
  • Access to a private li'l room in my Discord!
Donuts
$10 or more per month 0 patrons

(Note: You can only make one guaranteed drawing request, so choose wisely! There may be a bit of a backorder here.)
  • Everything above!
  • Send me a (PG) drawing request and I'll send the result to you!
Plain Bagels
$25 or more per month 0 patrons

(Note: I will only write one love song for you and only mail a single quesadilla to you.)
  • Everything above!
  • I will... um... mail you a quesadilla? It might be nasty when you get it though.
Everything Bagels
$50 or more per month 1 patron
(jeesh, that is a lot)
  • Everything above!
  • I will write your name on my forehead with a Crayola marker (you specify color).
  • I will build a small shrine dedicated to you (please supply lock of hair and passport-sized picture)

(Note: I will only write your name on my forehead one time. I will only build one shrine for you. It will probably, but not certainly, be made out of cardboard.)
My Neighbor(s) Dough Toroid
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Every. Thing. Above.
  • In addition to all the other stuff, you will have twice the inner satisfaction and peace. ("Virtue is its own reward" - Calvin and Hobbes)
  • I would give you other stuff, but I literally can't think of anything else right now.