Barnacules Nerdgasm is creating videos about 3D printing, gaming, hardware, reviews, tutorials &
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Welcome to the Official Patreon page for Barnacules Nerdgasm YouTube & Twitch channels


I would like to welcome you to join me on my journey to educate, entertain & inspire the masses on all things that are NERDY. I have always had a passion for Technology, Software Development, 3D Printing, Inventing, Computers, Gaming, Simulation, Virtual Reality and just about anything else that involves Dungeons & Dragons levels of passion. 

I come from a background of software development that started as a kid making programs on an Apple IIe in special education at grade school and ending with creating best in class automation tools & services for the largest software company on the planet for 15 years as a Senior Software Developer at Microsoft. When Microsoft decided to go a different direction that no longer involved them testing software anymore leading to my entire division (1800+) getting laid off I decided it was time to stop working for THE MAN and start being my own boss.

Watch my LIFE STORY from ADHD kid -to- MS Developer


I have created over 750+ videos on the YouTube platform and hundreds of live streams on the Twitch platform over the years and want to continue making much more. I have a very diverse library of content and I'm always looking to expand it because my ADHD makes me shift gears constantly and always being looking for the next thing. I urge you to look at my huge content library and let me know what you like, dislike or want to see moving forward since as a Patron here you will have my Undivided Attention

You can find me in every corner of the internet since I absolutely love interacting with people. I hope you will join me on the numerous social media platforms, forums and real time services that I participate in so we can all share our passions and keep on raising the bar.

🗣 Social Media Platforms 🗣

🎥 Content Platforms 🎥

🔊 Chat Platforms 🔊


I would like to thank each and every one of you for joining me on this journey and helping to support me while I share my passion with the world. Without the direct support from you guys it wouldn't be possible for me to maintain this moving forward with all the Ad Blockers and constant changes on the media platforms that make it harder and harder for creators like myself to keep making content. Your support will help me moving forward to become self sufficient and no longer reliant on those platforms and hopefully as a result we can just keep on making content until the day my little ticker in my chest gives out on me and my work here is done.

Join me in the Nerd Cave and let's keep this party going!


Tiers
🙏 Thank You 🙏
$1 or more per month
Every little bit helps! My family and I thank you from the bottoms of our heart and appreciate that even though money is tight you have chosen to help us out. That really means a lot.

You will get access to all the general Patreon posts including the Patron only videos that come out daily.
🍆 OCD Friendly 🍆
$2 or more per month
I realize your need to have even numbers in your life so this role is all the same benefits of the $1 Patreon role but with the addition of another US dollar to make it $2 which is a much more OCD friendly even number.

You can now breath easy now knowing that I added this just for the few followers I have that have expressed disgust with odd numbers and would not support otherwise. My family and I thank you from the bottom of our perfectly symmetrical and balanced hearts for helping us pay the bills.

You will get access to all the general Patreon posts including the Patron only videos that come out daily. 
☕ Coffee Money ☕
$5 or more per month
You have chosen to buy me a coffee each month in exchange for the content I create that you enjoy and my family and I are super grateful to you for it. I really hope you enjoy the community we're building here!

You will receive a special Patreon role on my Discord server and my eternal gratitude for throwing down some serious support.  
Includes Discord rewards
☕ Coffee Money + 1 ☕
$5.01 or more per month
Why just give Coffee Money when you can give Coffee Money plus 1 shiny penny just to be different! My family and I thank you deeply for supporting us while we try to entertain the masses and I hope you really enjoy being a member of this awesome community we're building here.

You will receive a special Patreon role on my Discord server and my eternal gratitude for throwing down some serious support. 
Includes Discord rewards
👍 Serious Support 👍
$10 or more per month
You will receive a special Patreon role on my Discord server and my eternal gratitude for throwing down some serious support. You can also use an Ad Blocker on my channel completely guilt free. You can even brag about it on social media if you want!
Includes Discord rewards
😎 Pole Dancing Money 😎
$20 or more per month
You think I'm entertaining enough to throw a crisp 20 dollar bill at me like you're balling at the strip club and I couldn't be happier. You have my personal gratitude for supporting my family and helping us pay the bills while I work the pole for you, okay, maybe not a pole but I will live stream and make videos for you to enjoy!

You will receive the PATREON ELITE role on my Discord server and access to the special VOICE channel and you can private message me on the platform anytime you want.

But let's be honest, you get most of the same perks with the $1 donation so you're just doing this because you're an awesome ass person that is fortunate to have enough money really make a difference and help a guy out who literally sits on the internet all day trying to make people smile!

WARNING: DO NOT SELECT THIS TIER UNLESS YOU CAN THROW THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET OTHERWISE. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW I PUT ANY FINANCIAL STRAIN ON ANYONE.  

Includes Discord rewards
💲 Dollar Dollar Bill Ya'll 💲
$50 or more per month
You obviously enjoy what I do enough to give me more money than most people pay for Cable TV or their favorite pay porn site and my family and I thank you for it.

You will receive the PATREON ELITE role on my Discord server and access to the special VOICE channel and you can private message me on the platform anytime you want.

But let's be honest, you get most of the same perks with the $1 donation so you're just doing this because you're an awesome ass person that is fortunate to have enough money really make a difference and help a guy out who literally sits on the internet all day trying to make people smile!

WARNING: DO NOT SELECT THIS TIER UNLESS YOU CAN THROW THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET OTHERWISE. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW I PUT ANY FINANCIAL STRAIN ON ANYONE. 
Includes Discord rewards
🤑💰 Some F U Money 💰🤑
$100 or more per month
You must have an unhealthy attraction to me and what I do but I'm beyond grateful that you do. Don't worry, I won't have to call the cops unless I find you going through my garbage can while it's still in my kitchen  

You will receive the PATREON ELITE role on my Discord server and access to the special VOICE channel and you can private message me on the platform anytime you want.

But let's be honest, you get most of the same perks with the $1 donation so you're just doing this because you're an awesome ass person that is fortunate to have enough money to spread the love and help a guy and his family out in exchange for some fat jokes and funny videos.

WARNING:
DO NOT SELECT THIS TIER UNLESS YOU CAN THROW THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET OTHERWISE. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW I PUT ANY FINANCIAL STRAIN ON ANYONE.
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
35% complete
  1. I will commit to two live streams every week on Twitch
  2. I will commit to two videos every week on YouTube
  3. I should be able to pay all my bills and tell the IRS to #@$^ off
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Welcome to the Official Patreon page for Barnacules Nerdgasm YouTube & Twitch channels


I would like to welcome you to join me on my journey to educate, entertain & inspire the masses on all things that are NERDY. I have always had a passion for Technology, Software Development, 3D Printing, Inventing, Computers, Gaming, Simulation, Virtual Reality and just about anything else that involves Dungeons & Dragons levels of passion. 

I come from a background of software development that started as a kid making programs on an Apple IIe in special education at grade school and ending with creating best in class automation tools & services for the largest software company on the planet for 15 years as a Senior Software Developer at Microsoft. When Microsoft decided to go a different direction that no longer involved them testing software anymore leading to my entire division (1800+) getting laid off I decided it was time to stop working for THE MAN and start being my own boss.

Watch my LIFE STORY from ADHD kid -to- MS Developer


I have created over 750+ videos on the YouTube platform and hundreds of live streams on the Twitch platform over the years and want to continue making much more. I have a very diverse library of content and I'm always looking to expand it because my ADHD makes me shift gears constantly and always being looking for the next thing. I urge you to look at my huge content library and let me know what you like, dislike or want to see moving forward since as a Patron here you will have my Undivided Attention

You can find me in every corner of the internet since I absolutely love interacting with people. I hope you will join me on the numerous social media platforms, forums and real time services that I participate in so we can all share our passions and keep on raising the bar.

🗣 Social Media Platforms 🗣

🎥 Content Platforms 🎥

🔊 Chat Platforms 🔊


I would like to thank each and every one of you for joining me on this journey and helping to support me while I share my passion with the world. Without the direct support from you guys it wouldn't be possible for me to maintain this moving forward with all the Ad Blockers and constant changes on the media platforms that make it harder and harder for creators like myself to keep making content. Your support will help me moving forward to become self sufficient and no longer reliant on those platforms and hopefully as a result we can just keep on making content until the day my little ticker in my chest gives out on me and my work here is done.

Join me in the Nerd Cave and let's keep this party going!


Recent posts by Barnacules Nerdgasm

Tiers
🙏 Thank You 🙏
$1 or more per month
Every little bit helps! My family and I thank you from the bottoms of our heart and appreciate that even though money is tight you have chosen to help us out. That really means a lot.

You will get access to all the general Patreon posts including the Patron only videos that come out daily.
🍆 OCD Friendly 🍆
$2 or more per month
I realize your need to have even numbers in your life so this role is all the same benefits of the $1 Patreon role but with the addition of another US dollar to make it $2 which is a much more OCD friendly even number.

You can now breath easy now knowing that I added this just for the few followers I have that have expressed disgust with odd numbers and would not support otherwise. My family and I thank you from the bottom of our perfectly symmetrical and balanced hearts for helping us pay the bills.

You will get access to all the general Patreon posts including the Patron only videos that come out daily. 
☕ Coffee Money ☕
$5 or more per month
You have chosen to buy me a coffee each month in exchange for the content I create that you enjoy and my family and I are super grateful to you for it. I really hope you enjoy the community we're building here!

You will receive a special Patreon role on my Discord server and my eternal gratitude for throwing down some serious support.  
Includes Discord rewards
☕ Coffee Money + 1 ☕
$5.01 or more per month
Why just give Coffee Money when you can give Coffee Money plus 1 shiny penny just to be different! My family and I thank you deeply for supporting us while we try to entertain the masses and I hope you really enjoy being a member of this awesome community we're building here.

You will receive a special Patreon role on my Discord server and my eternal gratitude for throwing down some serious support. 
Includes Discord rewards
👍 Serious Support 👍
$10 or more per month
You will receive a special Patreon role on my Discord server and my eternal gratitude for throwing down some serious support. You can also use an Ad Blocker on my channel completely guilt free. You can even brag about it on social media if you want!
Includes Discord rewards
😎 Pole Dancing Money 😎
$20 or more per month
You think I'm entertaining enough to throw a crisp 20 dollar bill at me like you're balling at the strip club and I couldn't be happier. You have my personal gratitude for supporting my family and helping us pay the bills while I work the pole for you, okay, maybe not a pole but I will live stream and make videos for you to enjoy!

You will receive the PATREON ELITE role on my Discord server and access to the special VOICE channel and you can private message me on the platform anytime you want.

But let's be honest, you get most of the same perks with the $1 donation so you're just doing this because you're an awesome ass person that is fortunate to have enough money really make a difference and help a guy out who literally sits on the internet all day trying to make people smile!

WARNING: DO NOT SELECT THIS TIER UNLESS YOU CAN THROW THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET OTHERWISE. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW I PUT ANY FINANCIAL STRAIN ON ANYONE.  

Includes Discord rewards
💲 Dollar Dollar Bill Ya'll 💲
$50 or more per month
You obviously enjoy what I do enough to give me more money than most people pay for Cable TV or their favorite pay porn site and my family and I thank you for it.

You will receive the PATREON ELITE role on my Discord server and access to the special VOICE channel and you can private message me on the platform anytime you want.

But let's be honest, you get most of the same perks with the $1 donation so you're just doing this because you're an awesome ass person that is fortunate to have enough money really make a difference and help a guy out who literally sits on the internet all day trying to make people smile!

WARNING: DO NOT SELECT THIS TIER UNLESS YOU CAN THROW THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET OTHERWISE. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW I PUT ANY FINANCIAL STRAIN ON ANYONE. 
Includes Discord rewards
🤑💰 Some F U Money 💰🤑
$100 or more per month
You must have an unhealthy attraction to me and what I do but I'm beyond grateful that you do. Don't worry, I won't have to call the cops unless I find you going through my garbage can while it's still in my kitchen  

You will receive the PATREON ELITE role on my Discord server and access to the special VOICE channel and you can private message me on the platform anytime you want.

But let's be honest, you get most of the same perks with the $1 donation so you're just doing this because you're an awesome ass person that is fortunate to have enough money to spread the love and help a guy and his family out in exchange for some fat jokes and funny videos.

WARNING:
DO NOT SELECT THIS TIER UNLESS YOU CAN THROW THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET OTHERWISE. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW I PUT ANY FINANCIAL STRAIN ON ANYONE.
Includes Discord rewards