Basic Witches

is creating Podcast

22

patrons

$144

per month
Welcome, witches!

We are the Basic Witches hailing from The World Famous Comedy Store coven in Hollywood, California! Each week on our pod, we get witchy with amazing artists, comedians, and celebrity guests to talk about life, the universe, and overshare about our sex lives...OOPS! You're welcome!

Our podcast has become a safe haven of laughter, positivity, female empowerment, self-care, and good fuckin' vibes. We want to continue sharing all of that with listeners, and we need your support to do so!

By becoming our patron, you're helping us reach our next big goals:
-Going on a Basic Witches Tour of live shows to meet all of our beautiful, magical listeners! 
-Hosting more Full Moon Events, available to local LA witches
-Broadening our resources to gain more witchy knowledge to pass onto YOU!
-Funding our fabulous Comedy Store merch!
-Make our rent next month.

So follow your intuwitchin' and let's make magic, get grateful, and BE BADASS WITCHES together!


Tiers
Baby Witch
$5 or more per month

Let the Goddesses be your guide! When you feel the time is right, DM us on our Insta @BasicWitchesPod and we will pull a card for you! 


This Tier includes:

-1 Goddess Oracle Card reading per month

Witch-in-Training
$10 or more per month

Get witchy with us! You're a witch-in-training and we will boost your magic and elevate you into your higher power in this tier!


Once a month, you can call upon us and we will call upon the stars to guide you in whatever you're seeking help on. Over Skype we can chat, pull a card for you, and help you find that alignment that will have you manifesting in no time!


And, if you're a Los Angelino, we will be saying BOY BYE to any bad spirits in your home with a house-cleansing by the Basic Witches themselves!


This tier includes:

-1 card readings a month

-GIRL TALK! One monthly Skype call for whatever's on your mind

-1 House Smudging Cleansing (local to SoCal)


Total Witch Babe
$20 or more per month

You are a total witch babe! Not only will you have everything from our Baby Witch and Witch-in-Training Tiers, but also exclusive, personalized art made by your favorite Basic Witches!


You, or a friend of your choosing, will look fabulous as a caricature drawn by Leah! These make a great gift, or start up a collection of you on your walls! Hey, it's all in the name of self-love, baby.


Babe, the only card you're ever gonna want to pull after this is...YOUR CUSTOM DIGITAL TAROT CARD! That's right. We will design the card of YOU! Or you can gift it!


This Tier includes:


Everything from Baby Witch Tier and Witch-in-Training Tier:

-1 Goddess Oracle Card Reading per month

-GIRL TALK! One monthly Skype call for whatever's on your mind

-1 House Smudging Cleansing (local to SoCal)


PLUS!

-1 Caricature drawing by Leah

-1 Custom digital Tarot Card in your image (or that of a friend)



Welcome, witches!

We are the Basic Witches hailing from The World Famous Comedy Store coven in Hollywood, California! Each week on our pod, we get witchy with amazing artists, comedians, and celebrity guests to talk about life, the universe, and overshare about our sex lives...OOPS! You're welcome!

Our podcast has become a safe haven of laughter, positivity, female empowerment, self-care, and good fuckin' vibes. We want to continue sharing all of that with listeners, and we need your support to do so!

By becoming our patron, you're helping us reach our next big goals:
-Going on a Basic Witches Tour of live shows to meet all of our beautiful, magical listeners! 
-Hosting more Full Moon Events, available to local LA witches
-Broadening our resources to gain more witchy knowledge to pass onto YOU!
-Funding our fabulous Comedy Store merch!
-Make our rent next month.

So follow your intuwitchin' and let's make magic, get grateful, and BE BADASS WITCHES together!


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Tiers
Baby Witch
$5 or more per month

Let the Goddesses be your guide! When you feel the time is right, DM us on our Insta @BasicWitchesPod and we will pull a card for you! 


This Tier includes:

-1 Goddess Oracle Card reading per month

Witch-in-Training
$10 or more per month

Get witchy with us! You're a witch-in-training and we will boost your magic and elevate you into your higher power in this tier!


Once a month, you can call upon us and we will call upon the stars to guide you in whatever you're seeking help on. Over Skype we can chat, pull a card for you, and help you find that alignment that will have you manifesting in no time!


And, if you're a Los Angelino, we will be saying BOY BYE to any bad spirits in your home with a house-cleansing by the Basic Witches themselves!


This tier includes:

-1 card readings a month

-GIRL TALK! One monthly Skype call for whatever's on your mind

-1 House Smudging Cleansing (local to SoCal)


Total Witch Babe
$20 or more per month

You are a total witch babe! Not only will you have everything from our Baby Witch and Witch-in-Training Tiers, but also exclusive, personalized art made by your favorite Basic Witches!


You, or a friend of your choosing, will look fabulous as a caricature drawn by Leah! These make a great gift, or start up a collection of you on your walls! Hey, it's all in the name of self-love, baby.


Babe, the only card you're ever gonna want to pull after this is...YOUR CUSTOM DIGITAL TAROT CARD! That's right. We will design the card of YOU! Or you can gift it!


This Tier includes:


Everything from Baby Witch Tier and Witch-in-Training Tier:

-1 Goddess Oracle Card Reading per month

-GIRL TALK! One monthly Skype call for whatever's on your mind

-1 House Smudging Cleansing (local to SoCal)


PLUS!

-1 Caricature drawing by Leah

-1 Custom digital Tarot Card in your image (or that of a friend)