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If you're reading this, you've sat across the virtual bar with us on a few occasions to take in the stories that have made our friendship such fertile ground for entertaining other drinking joke-lovers. We love doing these shows for you all and we want to use this outlet to bring everyone into the mix while supporting our habit... of podcasting! Doing excellent radio on the Internet! We laugh! We haven't cried yet, but just you wait! From Birmingham, this is Paige and Natalia of Beers and Broads, and we're happy to give you a wasted welcome to this creative spot, and thank you from the sloshy bottle of our hearts for sending us those sweet monthly dollars to fill our gastanks, glasses, and gills to fuel laughs to come. 
Tiers
Slurpy Shout-Out + Access to Patreon Feed
$1 or more per month
Slurpy Shout Outs on the Show + Bonus BNBs/Early Bird Access/Outtakes and Drunken Secrets
Vote on Guests and Join Possible Guest List (+ Tier 1)
$3 or more per month
Every period of reasonable length we'll bring you Patreon patsies to a vote as to who they'd like to see on the show. Naturally, you're allowed to nominate yourself and your addled friends! We'll hold fun little auditions like America's Stumbliest Home Videos and every month or so we'll have a livestream/chat/hangout etc. (details TBD) to give you our choice and hear your pleas for fairness. This is not a Democracy! It's a Chicktatorship! 
Drunkest (NOT Drunken) Call-In Storytime! + Tiers 1 & 2
$5 or more per month
With this monthly donation, you'll be able to add your tale of debauchery or dedication to the show. If you have a memorable (and succinct) story of bottled or brewed-based hijinks, you'll be able to call or Facetime us for posterity. Your  alcoholic anecdote and our reactions of awe and horror will be featured during an episode. (Limit 5 mins per person per quarter)
Get an Original Paige Doodle! + All Previous Tiers
$7 or more per month
(Not a cookie) - Paige does the most darn charming drawings and we'd like to give you one! Maybe it's a caricature that subtly captures your essence in an amusing, exaggerated format. Maybe it's a line drawing of a dinosaur with sausage fingers. Find out! A high-quality jpg will be emailed to you and you can choose to receive a glossy print in the mail.
OG Brews Club! (LTD- Offer Ends June 2019) Brunch + Holiday Party
$10 or more per month only 50 left
Getting a podcast off the ground is a lot of work and we do it because we're drinky narcissists, but we REALLY do it to entertain you folks on the way to work, or during household activities, etc, and we're happy if we brighten your day and make you laugh. So we're inviting our OG family who are listening in the early days to join us in a reunion twice a year.
For being here for us since the beginning, you receive a spot on the guest list for a BNB Brunch hosted by Natalia and a Holiday Party (Holiday unspecified) sometime during the year. This invitation continues as long as the podcast exists, but the offer only stands for the folks who join in the first year we're here! If you donate to this tier or higher once and continue on our Patreon, you will be added to the list (i.e. any tier above includes this until period ends)
Shot n' Koozie Club! + All Previous Tiers
$15 or more per month
According to our Goals page, once we reach $50 in monthly support, we'll be starting up a merch store for drinky stuff like koozies, tees n' tanks, shot glasses, etc. If you want to get in on the ground floor, you'll receive a shot glass and koozie made specifically for our Patrons. During future episodes, we'll have a toast for the Shot N' Koozie Club and you can join in and clink your drinks from afar, knowing that you've branded your own liver with our symbol. Once a fan always a fan!
Natalia Paints! (Sm.) + All Previous Tiers
$20 or more per month
You'll receive a quarterly (that's 4x yearly) painting by our resident afternoon painter, Natalia. These will be small canvas squares (appx. 1x1') designed to make your wall look fancy yet approachable! We'll send it out or hand-deliver it if you're local, and each will be unique to Natalia's mood on the day it was created. We're in it for the decor!
(plus access to all previous tiers)
Bartender Privileges + All Previous Tiers
$25 or more per month
Choose what we drink for an episode! (If we can't get enough for two people with $25 idk what you're drinking, folks, but get outta here or get on in here with that). (BnB reserve the right to only have one shot or one righteous gulp of whatever dreadful swill some of you will inevitably suggest). Limit one per individual per calendar year.
Big Paintings! (Bi-annual) + All Previous Tiers*
$50 or more per month only 10 left
Just like the small ones, only bigger! Twice a year you'll receive large paintings from Natalia's living room with which you can amaze your family and arouse intense envy from your coworkers! Don't worry, they're already burning with jealousy. Push your cubicle mate over the edge! (*this tier excludes the small painting tier. How many do you really need?)
Beers and Broads Birmingham Tour Tier! + All Previous Tiers
$100 or more per month
Still working out real details on this but rest assured! You will be shown an authentically Beers-and-Broadsy view of Birmingham as we bar hop and wreak shenanigans on our fair city with you as our special guest. We'll buy a round of drinks at the bars around our block and a spot of food to tide you over. (BnB reserve the right to veto your creepy bidness and this ain't a dating website. Be a gentleman or fine upstanding lady for this gig. More details, TBA. Contact us for more information until we have the kinks sorted. We will not accept payments before we plan the sucker out so stay tuned!) (Limit one per person per lifetime).
Goals
$0 of $20 per month
Every little bit helps us improve the show. This goes toward buying better mic stands, headphones, gold-plated microphones-- normal stuff every podcast needs. A spot of change coming in takes a little pressure off our editing staff and keeps the whole drunken ship afloat.
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If you're reading this, you've sat across the virtual bar with us on a few occasions to take in the stories that have made our friendship such fertile ground for entertaining other drinking joke-lovers. We love doing these shows for you all and we want to use this outlet to bring everyone into the mix while supporting our habit... of podcasting! Doing excellent radio on the Internet! We laugh! We haven't cried yet, but just you wait! From Birmingham, this is Paige and Natalia of Beers and Broads, and we're happy to give you a wasted welcome to this creative spot, and thank you from the sloshy bottle of our hearts for sending us those sweet monthly dollars to fill our gastanks, glasses, and gills to fuel laughs to come. 

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Tiers
Slurpy Shout-Out + Access to Patreon Feed
$1 or more per month
Slurpy Shout Outs on the Show + Bonus BNBs/Early Bird Access/Outtakes and Drunken Secrets
Vote on Guests and Join Possible Guest List (+ Tier 1)
$3 or more per month
Every period of reasonable length we'll bring you Patreon patsies to a vote as to who they'd like to see on the show. Naturally, you're allowed to nominate yourself and your addled friends! We'll hold fun little auditions like America's Stumbliest Home Videos and every month or so we'll have a livestream/chat/hangout etc. (details TBD) to give you our choice and hear your pleas for fairness. This is not a Democracy! It's a Chicktatorship! 
Drunkest (NOT Drunken) Call-In Storytime! + Tiers 1 & 2
$5 or more per month
With this monthly donation, you'll be able to add your tale of debauchery or dedication to the show. If you have a memorable (and succinct) story of bottled or brewed-based hijinks, you'll be able to call or Facetime us for posterity. Your  alcoholic anecdote and our reactions of awe and horror will be featured during an episode. (Limit 5 mins per person per quarter)
Get an Original Paige Doodle! + All Previous Tiers
$7 or more per month
(Not a cookie) - Paige does the most darn charming drawings and we'd like to give you one! Maybe it's a caricature that subtly captures your essence in an amusing, exaggerated format. Maybe it's a line drawing of a dinosaur with sausage fingers. Find out! A high-quality jpg will be emailed to you and you can choose to receive a glossy print in the mail.
OG Brews Club! (LTD- Offer Ends June 2019) Brunch + Holiday Party
$10 or more per month only 50 left
Getting a podcast off the ground is a lot of work and we do it because we're drinky narcissists, but we REALLY do it to entertain you folks on the way to work, or during household activities, etc, and we're happy if we brighten your day and make you laugh. So we're inviting our OG family who are listening in the early days to join us in a reunion twice a year.
For being here for us since the beginning, you receive a spot on the guest list for a BNB Brunch hosted by Natalia and a Holiday Party (Holiday unspecified) sometime during the year. This invitation continues as long as the podcast exists, but the offer only stands for the folks who join in the first year we're here! If you donate to this tier or higher once and continue on our Patreon, you will be added to the list (i.e. any tier above includes this until period ends)
Shot n' Koozie Club! + All Previous Tiers
$15 or more per month
According to our Goals page, once we reach $50 in monthly support, we'll be starting up a merch store for drinky stuff like koozies, tees n' tanks, shot glasses, etc. If you want to get in on the ground floor, you'll receive a shot glass and koozie made specifically for our Patrons. During future episodes, we'll have a toast for the Shot N' Koozie Club and you can join in and clink your drinks from afar, knowing that you've branded your own liver with our symbol. Once a fan always a fan!
Natalia Paints! (Sm.) + All Previous Tiers
$20 or more per month
You'll receive a quarterly (that's 4x yearly) painting by our resident afternoon painter, Natalia. These will be small canvas squares (appx. 1x1') designed to make your wall look fancy yet approachable! We'll send it out or hand-deliver it if you're local, and each will be unique to Natalia's mood on the day it was created. We're in it for the decor!
(plus access to all previous tiers)
Bartender Privileges + All Previous Tiers
$25 or more per month
Choose what we drink for an episode! (If we can't get enough for two people with $25 idk what you're drinking, folks, but get outta here or get on in here with that). (BnB reserve the right to only have one shot or one righteous gulp of whatever dreadful swill some of you will inevitably suggest). Limit one per individual per calendar year.
Big Paintings! (Bi-annual) + All Previous Tiers*
$50 or more per month only 10 left
Just like the small ones, only bigger! Twice a year you'll receive large paintings from Natalia's living room with which you can amaze your family and arouse intense envy from your coworkers! Don't worry, they're already burning with jealousy. Push your cubicle mate over the edge! (*this tier excludes the small painting tier. How many do you really need?)
Beers and Broads Birmingham Tour Tier! + All Previous Tiers
$100 or more per month
Still working out real details on this but rest assured! You will be shown an authentically Beers-and-Broadsy view of Birmingham as we bar hop and wreak shenanigans on our fair city with you as our special guest. We'll buy a round of drinks at the bars around our block and a spot of food to tide you over. (BnB reserve the right to veto your creepy bidness and this ain't a dating website. Be a gentleman or fine upstanding lady for this gig. More details, TBA. Contact us for more information until we have the kinks sorted. We will not accept payments before we plan the sucker out so stay tuned!) (Limit one per person per lifetime).