Benny Blue

is creating Rhapsodic Miscellany

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Heya, chum! At this tier, you'll get access to *all* Patreon-exclusive posts and polls. Nothing will be hidden from your gaze. Also, you'll earn my everlasting gratitude, and as long as I stay small, you'll certainly receive a token of it every now and again. 
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Heya, pal! I guess you're a big fan, huh? Well, good news! As my pal, you'll get a 1-hour commission for every month you support me! It can be whatever you like, as long as I can reasonably get it done (or to a stopping point) in an hour. I reserve the right to turn down anything I find objectionable, but unless you're an Internet Weirdo or something, that shouldn't happen! And, of course, since you're a pal, you're also a chum, meaning you get the benefits of that tier as well! 
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Do it. I dare you. I double-dare you. No rewards, not even the ones in lower tiers. Do it because someone told you to. Because *I* told you to. 
(Please don't - give it to charity or something.)
(But if you do, I guess I'll figure out something big for you.)
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About Benny Blue

Benjamin Blue is a college undergraduate from Chantilly, Virginia. He attends William & Mary in pursuit of a computer science major. He enjoys video games with metanarratives, learning new skills, and cheeseburgers. He dislikes mushrooms, describing himself in the third person, and airport security.
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