Sup, fam. 

I'm Guy. I make videos about anime and vidya and stuff on Best Guy Ever, The Pro Crastinators, and other YouTube channels. You should donate to me so that I can quit my day job and follow my dreams of going pro MLG. 

I have a full time job outside my video making which leaves me way less time than I'd like to work on it. Your pledge on Patreon allows me to earn money with the hopes of going full time with my content creation ASAP. The ultimate goal is $5000 per month. Don't feel that you have to pledge a large amount or nothing at all; I would be ecstatic if all my viewers pledged $1. If they did, I would be able to start working on videos full time immediately, so I beseech you: if you value my content and want more of it,  the best way to get it is by pledging to this Patreon.

My Patreon works like this: when you pledge $5, for example, every month I get a ~90% cut of that amount. This will be charged immediately for the first month when you pledge, and from then on it will be at the end of each month. This gives you the opportunity to review what I have created that month and decided if you want to modify your pledge, or delete it altogether. This is how you can hold me accountable for the work I'm doing and show me that I am continuing to deliver the content you want to see.

But remember folks, the more you pledge, the more videos ya'll will get, the sooner I can go full time, the more artists I can commission, and the faster all this can get done. You supply the funding, I supply the dank memes. Everybody wins.