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-Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. 
-Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. 
-Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. 
-Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts 
-Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. 
-Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video.  Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review
-Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. 
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-Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts.
-Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story.
-Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories.
-Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts
-Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon.
-Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review
-Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath.
Once a Month there will be an answers podcast. You can ask me a question about writing. I might answer it. There will be a podcast. 

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Laughter at the inherent preosterous nature of humanity mostly.  Sometimes some stuff. 

Betty Adams lives in a particularly damp and remote corner of the Pacific Northwest and like a hobbit enjoys visitors so long as she knows them in advance and knows when they are coming. She was born sometime last century and will likely die sometime this century. She works winters on a small organic research farm when not writing and spends most of her time herding eccentric genius scientists (she is absolutely certain cats would be easier) with the help of her Great Pyrenees mix. Summers she spends nomadically wandering the Pacific Northwest in search of material for her stories and a regular paycheck for a biology major (she is reasonably certain those are on the Endangered Species List). She has several works published in the National Park Internal Database which may or may not be classified documents.
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Audio releases
43
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163
Links
13
Writings
2
Videos

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