BewilderBeasts!
BewilderBeasts!
creating true stories about the animals who changed humanity
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Swearing Parrot
$1
/ monthHoly SQUAWK!
You are giving me money to do this? Thanks!
Every month, there will be a special bonus episode just for you for supporting this show - and you'll have access to all of those as soon as you sign up.
You will get a personalized shout out on the show (for you or a friend).
And, my eternal gratitude :)
Thank you so much!
You are giving me money to do this? Thanks!
Every month, there will be a special bonus episode just for you for supporting this show - and you'll have access to all of those as soon as you sign up.
You will get a personalized shout out on the show (for you or a friend).
And, my eternal gratitude :)
Thank you so much!
- Bonus episodes
- Patron shout-out
MOST POPULAR
The Bees Knees
$5
/ monthYou Da Bomb! (Kids, ask your parents about that reference)
Bees are the backbone of this show - have you seen the logo? That's the Croatian Bomb Bee, a bee trained to find land mines post-war - a bee who saves the lives of millions of people every single year.
At this tier, you will get all the exclusive bonus episodes in tier one, plus you'll get a shout-out on the show, eternal gratitude (seriously, THANK YOU!!!!) and a sticker! A pretty sweet BewilderBeasts sticker now, and occasional stickers as I get new ones coming in from time to time. Consider it a happy, little surprise in your mailbox from time to time! Who doesn't like happy, little surprises?
All of that, plus if you want me to write a handwritten note to your parent, guardian, spouse, or BFF justifying your need, want, desire for any domestic animal on the planet (except spiders - we've been over this on the show) and why you, yes YOU valued Patron, should own that animal, I got your back. This will be fun :)
Bees are the backbone of this show - have you seen the logo? That's the Croatian Bomb Bee, a bee trained to find land mines post-war - a bee who saves the lives of millions of people every single year.
At this tier, you will get all the exclusive bonus episodes in tier one, plus you'll get a shout-out on the show, eternal gratitude (seriously, THANK YOU!!!!) and a sticker! A pretty sweet BewilderBeasts sticker now, and occasional stickers as I get new ones coming in from time to time. Consider it a happy, little surprise in your mailbox from time to time! Who doesn't like happy, little surprises?
All of that, plus if you want me to write a handwritten note to your parent, guardian, spouse, or BFF justifying your need, want, desire for any domestic animal on the planet (except spiders - we've been over this on the show) and why you, yes YOU valued Patron, should own that animal, I got your back. This will be fun :)
- Handwritten Note Begging Your Mom for a Pony
- Bonus episodes
- Patron shout-out
- Sticker
- Monthly AMAs
Seal of Approval
$10
/ monthThe puns write themselves.
For this tier, y'all get bonus episodes every month; the sticker and shout out; eternal gratitude; a handwritten note begging spouse, partner, parent, guardian, teacher, whoever that you deserve a pony or any domestic OR WILD animal at this tier (spiders are still off the table, though. Phobia wins out here) etc...
But, you also will have access to a monthly AMA that we will post as bonus content, if y'all are into that. Just send the questions in via the Patreon messaging service.
Lastly, is there a topic you've been itching to hear? Your very own episode on some animal in history, or an animal that inspired a scientific endeavor? How about how people used biomimicry (inspiration from plants and animals) to create every day coolness, like the airplane, velcro, and more?
Well, dear listener - at this level, you get to pick the topic or animal and if it's something I can make into a full episode, I will make your episode with attribution to you. Remember, though - this isn't a show about animals in general - "do the lemur!" - you'll have to send in a topic about a particular lemur who did something noteworthy. So think on it! This will be fun!
And, know that I love you for ever and ever.
Xx
-M3
For this tier, y'all get bonus episodes every month; the sticker and shout out; eternal gratitude; a handwritten note begging spouse, partner, parent, guardian, teacher, whoever that you deserve a pony or any domestic OR WILD animal at this tier (spiders are still off the table, though. Phobia wins out here) etc...
But, you also will have access to a monthly AMA that we will post as bonus content, if y'all are into that. Just send the questions in via the Patreon messaging service.
Lastly, is there a topic you've been itching to hear? Your very own episode on some animal in history, or an animal that inspired a scientific endeavor? How about how people used biomimicry (inspiration from plants and animals) to create every day coolness, like the airplane, velcro, and more?
Well, dear listener - at this level, you get to pick the topic or animal and if it's something I can make into a full episode, I will make your episode with attribution to you. Remember, though - this isn't a show about animals in general - "do the lemur!" - you'll have to send in a topic about a particular lemur who did something noteworthy. So think on it! This will be fun!
And, know that I love you for ever and ever.
Xx
-M3
- You Pick An Episode Topic!
- Monthly AMAs
- Handwritten Note Begging Your Mom for a Pony
- Bonus episodes
- Patron shout-out
- Sticker
Swearing Parrot
$1
/ monthHoly SQUAWK!
You are giving me money to do this? Thanks!
Every month, there will be a special bonus episode just for you for supporting this show - and you'll have access to all of those as soon as you sign up.
You will get a personalized shout out on the show (for you or a friend).
And, my eternal gratitude :)
Thank you so much!
You are giving me money to do this? Thanks!
Every month, there will be a special bonus episode just for you for supporting this show - and you'll have access to all of those as soon as you sign up.
You will get a personalized shout out on the show (for you or a friend).
And, my eternal gratitude :)
Thank you so much!
- Bonus episodes
- Patron shout-out
MOST POPULAR
The Bees Knees
$5
/ monthYou Da Bomb! (Kids, ask your parents about that reference)
Bees are the backbone of this show - have you seen the logo? That's the Croatian Bomb Bee, a bee trained to find land mines post-war - a bee who saves the lives of millions of people every single year.
At this tier, you will get all the exclusive bonus episodes in tier one, plus you'll get a shout-out on the show, eternal gratitude (seriously, THANK YOU!!!!) and a sticker! A pretty sweet BewilderBeasts sticker now, and occasional stickers as I get new ones coming in from time to time. Consider it a happy, little surprise in your mailbox from time to time! Who doesn't like happy, little surprises?
All of that, plus if you want me to write a handwritten note to your parent, guardian, spouse, or BFF justifying your need, want, desire for any domestic animal on the planet (except spiders - we've been over this on the show) and why you, yes YOU valued Patron, should own that animal, I got your back. This will be fun :)
Bees are the backbone of this show - have you seen the logo? That's the Croatian Bomb Bee, a bee trained to find land mines post-war - a bee who saves the lives of millions of people every single year.
At this tier, you will get all the exclusive bonus episodes in tier one, plus you'll get a shout-out on the show, eternal gratitude (seriously, THANK YOU!!!!) and a sticker! A pretty sweet BewilderBeasts sticker now, and occasional stickers as I get new ones coming in from time to time. Consider it a happy, little surprise in your mailbox from time to time! Who doesn't like happy, little surprises?
All of that, plus if you want me to write a handwritten note to your parent, guardian, spouse, or BFF justifying your need, want, desire for any domestic animal on the planet (except spiders - we've been over this on the show) and why you, yes YOU valued Patron, should own that animal, I got your back. This will be fun :)
- Handwritten Note Begging Your Mom for a Pony
- Bonus episodes
- Patron shout-out
- Sticker
- Monthly AMAs
Seal of Approval
$10
/ monthThe puns write themselves.
For this tier, y'all get bonus episodes every month; the sticker and shout out; eternal gratitude; a handwritten note begging spouse, partner, parent, guardian, teacher, whoever that you deserve a pony or any domestic OR WILD animal at this tier (spiders are still off the table, though. Phobia wins out here) etc...
But, you also will have access to a monthly AMA that we will post as bonus content, if y'all are into that. Just send the questions in via the Patreon messaging service.
Lastly, is there a topic you've been itching to hear? Your very own episode on some animal in history, or an animal that inspired a scientific endeavor? How about how people used biomimicry (inspiration from plants and animals) to create every day coolness, like the airplane, velcro, and more?
Well, dear listener - at this level, you get to pick the topic or animal and if it's something I can make into a full episode, I will make your episode with attribution to you. Remember, though - this isn't a show about animals in general - "do the lemur!" - you'll have to send in a topic about a particular lemur who did something noteworthy. So think on it! This will be fun!
And, know that I love you for ever and ever.
Xx
-M3
For this tier, y'all get bonus episodes every month; the sticker and shout out; eternal gratitude; a handwritten note begging spouse, partner, parent, guardian, teacher, whoever that you deserve a pony or any domestic OR WILD animal at this tier (spiders are still off the table, though. Phobia wins out here) etc...
But, you also will have access to a monthly AMA that we will post as bonus content, if y'all are into that. Just send the questions in via the Patreon messaging service.
Lastly, is there a topic you've been itching to hear? Your very own episode on some animal in history, or an animal that inspired a scientific endeavor? How about how people used biomimicry (inspiration from plants and animals) to create every day coolness, like the airplane, velcro, and more?
Well, dear listener - at this level, you get to pick the topic or animal and if it's something I can make into a full episode, I will make your episode with attribution to you. Remember, though - this isn't a show about animals in general - "do the lemur!" - you'll have to send in a topic about a particular lemur who did something noteworthy. So think on it! This will be fun!
And, know that I love you for ever and ever.
Xx
-M3
- You Pick An Episode Topic!
- Monthly AMAs
- Handwritten Note Begging Your Mom for a Pony
- Bonus episodes
- Patron shout-out
- Sticker
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