Bill Ayakatubby

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@BhaelOchon
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Gay, male, husband, Eagle Scout, geek, Scorpio, Internet junkie, grammar whore.

I have principle objections to sweet dark chocolate.

I thoroughly enjoy my ritual weekend barefootedness.

"Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from." - Unknown

Location

North Kansas City, MO, USA

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Eight Patron-exclusive alternate jokes for "The Other Prime Directive"
September 24, 2015 11:28:14
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September 24, 2015 11:28:14

BONUS PANELS JUST FOR PATRONS!
September 17, 2015 09:59:58
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September 17, 2015 09:59:58

Totally new Patreon goals and rewards!
July 27, 2015 22:40:00
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Totally new Patreon goals and rewards!

I've just completely retooled my Patreon rewards and goals based on my new projects, and what I've learned over the last year or so. I've taken stock of the things I said I wanted to do, then didn't do (because I didn't actually want to do them), and the things I've always wanted to do but never had the proper motivation for doing (like recording and releasing music). Hopefully the experience I've gained and the regret I feel for not reaching every goal I set for myself with Patreon originally will keep me motivated and honest. 


There's a ton of new stuff to be excited about and chances are I owe you some goodies, so please read all the rewards (http://patreon.com/hijinksensue) and msg me via Patreon if you would like to claim your custom comic print file, mobile desktop or digital commission. 


Everyone can download a bunch of convention panel recordings here:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/531983


If you've already pledged $5 or more and haven't downloaded your ebooks, they are all here: 

https://www.patreon.com/posts/3010340


I'm super excited about doing Patron-Only Sharksplode comics, recording a cover song EP, doing a live 90s Alt Rock Challenge concert, and releasing THE LOST HIJINKS ENSUE PODCAST (featuring Kris Wilson of Cyanide & Happiness). 

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July 27, 2015 22:40:00

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Bill Ayakatubby Those goals look awesome. I'm really excited!

July 28, 2015 04:18:05 · Reply

Joel Watson Thanks! You'll be one of the ones in the super secret hangout. I hope keeping it to only the $50+ patrons (currently 4 people total) will make it easier to schedule, more casual and remove any concern on my part of "why is no one interested in this hangout?!"

July 28, 2015 05:11:09 · Reply

Kevinci Jajajaa Excelente

August 3, 2015 14:01:37 · Reply

Epic Realist Awesome! I'm loling at the picture. :D

August 6, 2015 00:38:49 · Reply

Download Your eBooks!
July 27, 2015 20:56:48
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July 27, 2015 20:56:48

Even Newer New Sharksplode Site Design
May 23, 2015 08:58:59
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May 23, 2015 08:58:59

Mobile Desktop: Joel's Cookie Fort
February 12, 2015 23:46:58
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February 12, 2015 23:46:58

eBook Download - HijiNKS ENSUE Volume 2: My Heart Is A Hate-filled Pineapple
February 17, 2015 20:01:01
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February 17, 2015 20:01:01

Patron Exclusive! Potter And Daughter Episode 4!
February 25, 2015 18:50:36
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February 25, 2015 18:50:36

Patron Exclusive! Potter And Daughter Episode 6!
March 11, 2015 08:34:21
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March 11, 2015 08:34:21

Patron Exclusive! Potter And Daughter Episode 11!
April 15, 2015 10:20:19
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April 15, 2015 10:20:19

New vs. Old Sharksplode logos
May 20, 2015 08:33:57
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May 20, 2015 08:33:57

Patrons, read a special fourth of July comic before anyone else!
July 6, 2014 02:19:56
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July 6, 2014 02:19:56

4 New HijiNKS ENSUE Cast Desktop Wallpapers
October 17, 2014 10:32:34
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October 17, 2014 10:32:34

Patron Exclusive! Potter And Daughter Episode 2!
February 11, 2015 23:43:35
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February 11, 2015 23:43:35

Patron Exclusive! Potter And Daughter Episode 7!
March 18, 2015 07:34:36
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March 18, 2015 07:34:36

Drawing a Sharksplosion
May 20, 2015 08:39:52
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May 20, 2015 08:39:52

HijiNKS ENSUE Patron-Only Hangout #3 (6/26/14)
June 27, 2014 01:58:44
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June 27, 2014 01:58:44

HijiNKS ENSUE Classis Desktop Wallpaper Pack
October 17, 2014 10:25:13
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October 17, 2014 10:25:13

HijiNKS ENSUE Classis Mobile Wallpaper Pack
October 17, 2014 10:48:50
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October 17, 2014 10:48:50

Potter And Daughter Episode 1
February 11, 2015 23:37:30
Potter And Daughter 01 - Book 1, Episode 1
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In this first episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about the first six chapters in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone. They spend so...
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Potter And Daughter Episode 1

Potter and Daughter (the new Harry Potter podcast I am making with my 7 year old daughter) is live! You can download and listen to episode 1 right now! iTunes subscribe link coming soon. Please like, reblog and share! Our Patreon Patrons get the first TWO episodes and get each episode a week early!

Joel Watson

February 11, 2015 23:37:30

eBook Download - HijiNKS ENSUE Volume 1: Godspeed, You Fancy Bastard
February 17, 2015 19:59:18
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February 17, 2015 19:59:18

Patron Exclusive! Potter And Daughter Episode 3!
February 18, 2015 21:00:20
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February 18, 2015 21:00:20

Potter And Daughter Episode 5
March 11, 2015 08:28:02
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March 11, 2015 08:28:02

Potter And Daughter Episode 8
April 6, 2015 22:16:32
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Potter And Daughter Episode 8

Book 3, Episode 1 In the eighth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle the first seven chapters of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and ask the questions, “Who is Sirius Black, and why does everyone think he’s after Harry?” They also discuss magical pets, new Hogwarts professors (Remus Lupin and… Hagrid?!), and malicious magical creatures like Dementors and Boggarts.

Joel Watson

April 6, 2015 22:16:32

Patron Exclusive! Potter And Daughter Episode 9!
April 7, 2015 01:54:45
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April 7, 2015 01:54:45

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