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A podcast that explores the unexplained and explains the unexplored, Blurry Photos seeks the facts behind the fiction of the world’s most fascinating, unbelievable, and chilling mysteries and legends. Hosted by Fortean Enthusiast David Flora, the show has been growing an army of Blurrievers since late 2012. It's a labor of love to bring fans quality entertainment and education, and with Patreon I can finally have some monetary support in addition to the wonderful listeners that have been reached over the years. Your pledge can keep the momentum going and growing, and help me offer not only more content, but experience new adventures to share as well as offer merchandise and other fun things!

By becoming a patron, not only do you reward the hard work I strive to put in for you each week, you also get a little token of my thanks for showing support. Check out the Pledge Levels for the cool stuff I'm offering as thanks for being a patron. With your patronage, I'll be able cover the cost of maintaining the podcast, travel to some of these weird sites and report on what I experience, and afford books and research materials for episodes. Your patronage will mean the world to me, whether flat or hollow. Thanks for your support!
Tiers
Haint/Ticket Level
$2 or more per month
Thank You

It's an honor to have your monetary support! You have my eternal gratitude, you Dainty Haint/Hard Ticket!

Debbil Bebe Level
$5 or more per month
Extrasode

You will receive all the above level rewards plus a free episode of extra content each month! This could include topics that aren’t covered on the main show, stories and encounters read in full production, additional content from main show topics (more haunted forests, more haunted dolls, etc.), and basically anything besides full-fledged episodes.

Thunder Sound Level
$8 or more per month
Classic Intros

You get all the above level rewards plus a digital album of Best Intros, Musical Numbers, and Sound FX! You’ll receive links to download digital files some classic intro sketches, musical parodies, and sound FX to listen to in all their sexy, off-key glory.

Jack-Slap Level
$10 or more per month
Live Stream

You get all the above level rewards plus an exclusive invite to a live stream show every month! Flora will select some stories from his ever-growing ghostly tales library and read them live, and you can participate in a live chat. Tune in to have a drink with me and interact live as I take “ask-me-anything” questions and puns and such from Blurrievers everywhere. It'll be a laid-back, ‘I’ll bring the live show to you' type of stream, probably via YouTube Live, and will be invite-only for Jack-Slap Level patrons.

Horseman Cackle Level
$30 or more per month
Minifig

You get all the above level rewards plus I’ll make a sweet Lego mini-fig of you just like in the show pics and send it to you!

Snort Scream Level
$100 or more per month
Be On BullStone

Sweet Unholy Crowley, you like to party! You get all the above level rewards plus you get to BE ON BULLSTONE. That's right - you’ll get to Skype in and bring a weird news story or two to chat with me for a special episode of BullStone! I'll also throw in links to all of the old Extrasodes.

Tsoukalos Sound Level
$500 or more per month
Cryptid Hunting Kit
Is such a thing even possible?! Here's the deal: you get all the above level rewards. Even BullStone. And for this level, I will send you a package with Blurry Photos' exclusive Cryptid Hunting Extrasensory Reconnaissance Tools! This includes such items as Crane Janglers, Flight Vision Goggles (detect if that strange form is a cryptid or a crane), Cracklin' Crone Boney Hand Cream, A Selfie Stick (to record reactions when you see a squatch), F**k Thomas Edison and Piss on His Grave Brand Insulated Gloves, A Blurry Photos T-shirt, Sandhill Crane Call, a Mystical Crystal, and a Go Pro w/ kit. Find them squatches, big spender!
Goals
59% complete
I can afford hosting/site fees, research materials, and maybe even some trips to locales for some on-location recording.
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A podcast that explores the unexplained and explains the unexplored, Blurry Photos seeks the facts behind the fiction of the world’s most fascinating, unbelievable, and chilling mysteries and legends. Hosted by Fortean Enthusiast David Flora, the show has been growing an army of Blurrievers since late 2012. It's a labor of love to bring fans quality entertainment and education, and with Patreon I can finally have some monetary support in addition to the wonderful listeners that have been reached over the years. Your pledge can keep the momentum going and growing, and help me offer not only more content, but experience new adventures to share as well as offer merchandise and other fun things!

By becoming a patron, not only do you reward the hard work I strive to put in for you each week, you also get a little token of my thanks for showing support. Check out the Pledge Levels for the cool stuff I'm offering as thanks for being a patron. With your patronage, I'll be able cover the cost of maintaining the podcast, travel to some of these weird sites and report on what I experience, and afford books and research materials for episodes. Your patronage will mean the world to me, whether flat or hollow. Thanks for your support!

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Tiers
Haint/Ticket Level
$2 or more per month
Thank You

It's an honor to have your monetary support! You have my eternal gratitude, you Dainty Haint/Hard Ticket!

Debbil Bebe Level
$5 or more per month
Extrasode

You will receive all the above level rewards plus a free episode of extra content each month! This could include topics that aren’t covered on the main show, stories and encounters read in full production, additional content from main show topics (more haunted forests, more haunted dolls, etc.), and basically anything besides full-fledged episodes.

Thunder Sound Level
$8 or more per month
Classic Intros

You get all the above level rewards plus a digital album of Best Intros, Musical Numbers, and Sound FX! You’ll receive links to download digital files some classic intro sketches, musical parodies, and sound FX to listen to in all their sexy, off-key glory.

Jack-Slap Level
$10 or more per month
Live Stream

You get all the above level rewards plus an exclusive invite to a live stream show every month! Flora will select some stories from his ever-growing ghostly tales library and read them live, and you can participate in a live chat. Tune in to have a drink with me and interact live as I take “ask-me-anything” questions and puns and such from Blurrievers everywhere. It'll be a laid-back, ‘I’ll bring the live show to you' type of stream, probably via YouTube Live, and will be invite-only for Jack-Slap Level patrons.

Horseman Cackle Level
$30 or more per month
Minifig

You get all the above level rewards plus I’ll make a sweet Lego mini-fig of you just like in the show pics and send it to you!

Snort Scream Level
$100 or more per month
Be On BullStone

Sweet Unholy Crowley, you like to party! You get all the above level rewards plus you get to BE ON BULLSTONE. That's right - you’ll get to Skype in and bring a weird news story or two to chat with me for a special episode of BullStone! I'll also throw in links to all of the old Extrasodes.

Tsoukalos Sound Level
$500 or more per month
Cryptid Hunting Kit
Is such a thing even possible?! Here's the deal: you get all the above level rewards. Even BullStone. And for this level, I will send you a package with Blurry Photos' exclusive Cryptid Hunting Extrasensory Reconnaissance Tools! This includes such items as Crane Janglers, Flight Vision Goggles (detect if that strange form is a cryptid or a crane), Cracklin' Crone Boney Hand Cream, A Selfie Stick (to record reactions when you see a squatch), F**k Thomas Edison and Piss on His Grave Brand Insulated Gloves, A Blurry Photos T-shirt, Sandhill Crane Call, a Mystical Crystal, and a Go Pro w/ kit. Find them squatches, big spender!