Box Quote Factory

is creating the first openly corrupt video game site

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About Box Quote Factory

Box Quote Factory is the first video game website to openly exchange positive coverage for payola!

Your support gives us the boost we need to reach the pockets of the industry's developers, publishers, and platform holders.

About the Site

Do you suspect games journalists are on the take, paid off by the very companies they cover?

We're the only ones you can be 100% sure about.

Tired of long-winded think pieces?

Our articles end long before they might bore you. We don't bog them down with thought, or do any research whatsoever.

Shouldn't all video game coverage be positive and make you feel better about the products you've already decided to buy?

Sure, why not.

Box Quote Factory has no hidden agendas. Our very public agenda is to appease developers, publishers, and platform holders. We say nice things about them and their products, they give us better access, review copies, tacky branded merchandise, and money. They give us those things, our coverage becomes even more glowing, with better quotes for them to slap on ads and product packaging.

All of our questionable dealings are listed on our Advertise/Bribe page, and our ethics policies are posted on every page of the site. When we write about a game or piece of hardware made by a company that gave us payola, we enthusiastically describe the cool stuff they paid us off with.

The end result is coverage that's positive, easy to read, and free of any criticism that you might disagree with. Everyone wins!

Rewards

There are no rewards. Exchanging goods with our readers would be highly unethical. If we paid you off with even the smallest token of gratitude, how could you possibly remain objective?

In all sincerity, thank you. We're putting a lot of work into this ridiculous site with very few resources at our disposal. Your support is hugely meaningful to us personally, and it allows us to devote more time to the project.

These first few months are critical. If you can't afford to chip in a pledge, please share the site with anyone who might enjoy it. More readers will help us become a blip on the radar of the companies we hope to deal with.
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