Firstly - travels!

[Warning - privileged whining: some people never get to go on planes, etc, and I'm well aware that this is just me going blaahhhhhhhhh so just skip this if it's urgh:

Don't go via very very cheap flights for 2125m / 3421km with just one carry on bag - you'll end up on the far, far side of the country in a terminal that is a long, long walk from anywhere (I even Periscoped it, thinking "if I get lost, at least there's witnesses...") -  you will not be able to get the time to catch up with people - I'm sorry that I only caught up with Embiggen Books! - and then run to get another flight for 1107 m / 1681km... and it's around about then your brain will just want to kill your body and you'll spend time staring at a hotel ceiling until jet lag knocks you out.

Thankfully the conference went great - and it is thanks to my Patreon supporters that I was able to get the cheap flights to get there in the first place, because it helped on top of the little scholarship I won in order to attend the event. Really, huge hugs to everyone. 

And I got to see Bowie. BOWIE's exhibition. I never thought I'd have the chance to see it. But for one brief day - it happened. Emerald City Moment, that was. And the flight home was just wonderful, I'm so glad to be back.

Whinge over!]

National Australian Science Week is  the topic of the next Token Skeptic - lots of scientists, going to run around, do the science-y week stuff and interviewing them!

In addition - I've now got a regular spot on RTRFM, the Tuesday show! 9-noon: I'm doing two hours of live stuff, and the final hour is taken over by the Talk The Talk linguistics show.

 IF YOU HAVE NOT become a fan of theirs, do check them out. They're smart, skeptical, funny and fantastic. They're kind of the opposite of me in terms of "where they began" (went from radio to podcasting, whereas I'm vice-versa) and their fan base is great and flourishing. 

It's a real honour to work with the team of Ben and Daniel - and it's RadioThon week next week, so we're all just winging it merrily and encouraging THE WORLD to support the radio station!

Speaking of supporting other folks (which you may notice, I do a lot) - I'm encouraging Talk The Talk to consider Patreon, and I'm aware that I have to keep this account ticking over and let you know what's going down regularly, and that means I'm worried about the reward system?

I've also lost and gained a Patreon here (hey, nothing lasts forever and if you're like me and you're worried about tax time, it's COMPLETELY understandable - I had to sadly drop my Patreon support for an artist recently, but they're getting a HECK of a lot of support as it is, so I hope they're not feeling as bad about it as I am) - and it's got me thinking about working smarter, not harder, on the Patreon support system. I am not going to change it to per-month, but I'd like to do better by you with the rewards.

https://www.patreon.com/amandapalmer

"Pledge $1.00 or more per thing you'll get access to the patron-only feed,

Pledge $3.00 or more per thing -DIRECTLY emailed keepable/playable/readable downloads of any content (PDFs, Mp3s, etc).

Pledge $5.00 or more per thing the "random surprise" group. i'll email you random surprises every once in a while, including more personal blogs that i don't want out in the public, photos and poetry that aren't for everybody, etc. this one's an adventure. let's see what goes down.

Pledge $10.00 or more per thing you'll get all of the above, random surprises and all, plus access to a monthly (or so) interactive webcast (a spreecast, unless we find a platform we like better) in which i'll chat/perform live with you top-tier patrons, 

Pledge $100.00 or more per thing - all of the above, including random surprises and webcasting, plus i'll thank you personally via email or phone (and chances are, i already know you from shows or ye olde kickstarter days). i'll also send you weird postcards from weird places i wind up, or i'll draw original postcards for you (a few times a year, at least)."

...Look, there's no way I'm Ms Palmer with the likelihood of $100 sponsorships on the horizon, quite frankly. But hey, I could send you postcards? And wombats? 

I don't dream that big and I'd rather go work in 'the real world' than be locked behind my computer doing podcasts 24/7 (which is what I would end up doing, ALONG with a "regular job" if I honestly got enough sponsors - because I have the work ethic of a small donkey with a bag full of gold-plated carrots and a complete lack of self-awareness when it comes to my health).

...But I'd like to improve what I have listed on my Patreon - so feel free to suggest different rewards, as that will be the next thing I do here. 

Perhaps after ScienceWeek? I need to catch up on sleep, writing reviews, chasing down other projects, oh and emails and I haven't seen my friends locally as much as I should because of travel... oh hades. Right, back to work.

Thank you also to everyone who gave song feedback! Pogo's song "Cosgrove" is now the new intro track and I hope you like it! As always, pass on the word about this Patreon campaign and here's to improving the output for everyone!

http://amandalanda.amandapalmer.net/

hey guys - 

headed down to providence for my last solo show. happy and sad.

in good news, liv-the-drummer KILLED it in bearsville and i'm really really glad he's coming to do the morrissey gig with me so i'm not alone up there. i <3 drummers with unbridled passion.

i know i announced it towards the beginning of the patreon/launch but there's been a few thousand people to join since then, so i'm reaching out again...and asking for input and help.

i built this page "a walk through amandalanda" for when the book came out as a "handy guide for people who don't know dick about my musical/art output" and i think it's a nice starter-kit for the uninitiated.

so, if you haven't enjoyed it, go go go - it's a nice walk through my back catalog and, i think, pretty much gives a good overall starter-point for people who are like "i liked your TED talk - what else have you done?"

but also since you are legion and a better hive mind than my crumbling memory: do you guys have any input about what should be included here?

bear in mind this isn't *supposed* to be a comprehensive discography! so don't make your feedback around "you forgot this song/that song, etc"...it's really more about what YOU as an individual would show some total newcomer to not overwhelm them with content but to draw them in and give them a nice overview of The Best of the Dolls and Amanda.

also: if you have any feedback about the actual WEB LAYOUT, i wanna hear that too.

just, hit me in general. i'm looking to clean and tweak, it's that kinda nesting season.

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anthony left us last night, at around 11 minutes after 11:11.

he never took his watch off.

yesterday was hard. we took him home from the hospital on sunday and set up a hospital bed in the living room, and there we've been ever since. neil and i camped out at my folks' dear old house next door, and there was little to do but wait; he was fading.

yesterday afternoon he stopped communicating and slipped into a state of heavy, labored breathing as his small group of friend and family did what humans do in times like that.....eat, mostly. i've never seen so many people discuss food and cooking so intensely. it seems, at times of death and dying, we can connect with our loved ones by talking about the basics: how we feed ourselves, what to put in the salad dressing.

his sense of humor stuck until the end. when the night nurse came on sunday night, she asked him if he knew where he was. "my living room", he mumbled.

"and can you tell me what your name is?"

"satan", he answered. 

the whole room cracked up. the poor night nurse probably thought we were all insane. but that's him. wise guy.

the day went by slowly yesterday....we took turns sitting at his side, making him comfortable, massaging his head and feet, telling him that we were all here, that it was okay to leave. his breathing was hard to listen to, increasingly pained and underwater. we know, as mammals, when death is at the doorstep. knock knock. who's there.

it was the day after the solstice, the day after the longest day in the year.

it was four years ago that they said he had six months to live.

that's what i keep telling myself. not that he was taken early, but that we got three and a half years of extra goodbye. he was in pain for so much of it, but we got to let go slowly. to hold and to hug and to overdose on friendship and love during a threaded-together set of last hoorahs between hospital stays. 

i got to take care of him, the way he always took care of me. he never never demanded. it all just went without saying.

at some point in the evening i got paranoid and couldn't feel the baby kicking, and, in my morbid way, told neil that i was worried that the baby had probably died because wouldn't that be just fantastic timing. neil goolgled and found a trick for getting the baby to kick: drink something incredible sweet and cold. so while i lolled on the couch next to my dying friend, neil broughr me an iced mango drink, and i held my belly, waiting. and finally, a flutter. just barely, but there. 

"the baby's not dead, neil". 

he was glad. 

"indulge me", i said, "it's that kind of night".

i read my twitter feed, my patreon comments, the facebook page. so many stories of love and loss and cancer and such a beautiful sea of humanity sharing the mortal moments. i felt so comforted by all of it, especially the stories from parents who told me they'd welcomed a baby into the world just as a mother, or a father, or an aunt was leaving. the swinging door of life and death. near misses. close calls. someone wrote a story about getting married at their mothers' hospital deathbed, just in time. these are the things we do.

dinner was thrown together at around eight or nine o'clock, nicolas got the wise idea to gather everybody in a circle.

we sat in chairs and couches around his hospital bed in a sort of makeshift prayer circle, and we just held the space and cried and told him how much we all loved him. i told him i wished that he could meet this kid that's inside me. i told him that he wasn't ever going to leave my mind or heart, and that i'd keep him there and pass it all along...everything he ever taught me about love, everything he taught me about compassion, everything he taught me...i'd do my best to give it and teach it to this new little life growing inside of me.

he'd requested the ukulele at the hospital, before he stopped being able to articulate....but i hadn't played it yet, and neil whispered a song idea, so i went out to the car and grabbed it.

it was just dusk, and a woman in jogging gear walked past. the street i grew up on is tiny and abandoned, there's almost never a passerby. i looked at her, with her earbuds in and her water-bottle waistband, and thought how alien it all seemed, to be out here on the lawn, with the huge group of crying people and a dying man just on the other side of the wall. the jogging woman would never know.

uke in hand, i rejoined the circle played a quiet, sloppy "i will follow you into the dark" which i mostly couldn't sing because i was crying. everybody joined me in repeating the last line. and then....we followed him into the dark.

or as close as we could get.

after dinner, we all stayed near his bed, and his breathing changed.

we embraced him from all sides, and minutes passed, and he took his last breath, and was gone.

i had my forehead on his chest, with neil's hands around the baby, holding me from behind.

goodnight moon.

goodnight room.

goodbye, my friend, my best, best friend.

then we just sat there. for a while, we just felt his gone-ness.

we started talking slowly, and cracking jokes, which is he would have wanted, and i sat on the couch squished between neil and ron, with nivi sitting on the other side. 

i held neil close and told him i loved him.

i put my hands on my belly. a little storm erupted.

"he's kicking", i said....

...and you've never seen a flurry of human hands all go so quickly to one place - like gravity itself was pulling them in. ron's hand, nivi's hand, neil's hand, all looking for a sign of life.

kick. kick. not ready to come out and meet us, but getting there.

"if he needed a new place to go", i said to nivi, "we couldn't have made it much easier. it was a super short walk."

nivi's really practical, and nodded. "totally. transfer." she said, pointing from anthony's body to the baby.

laura decided to leave him be for the night, in peace. we hugged, and cried, and ate ice cream, and one by one, crept off to our beds. i felt the strangest kind of weight and lightness at the same time. i felt spooked by everything, every flickering shadow, every sound in the house. i sat in the toilet and stared at the wall, thinking how strange it was that he was gone. really gone. never to come back. i didn't even want to brush my teeth alone. i stuck to neil like a barnacle.

we collapsed into bed and i wept, even though i felt pretty much cried out from the last week of weeping. i feel like it's going to hit me again, and again, and again, and the blows will strike a little lighter each time.

as i turned the light out, i mostly couldn't stop thinking of laura, walking up the stairs to the too-big bed, past his closet, where his shirts are hanging and his shoes are on the floor. 

his shirts and shoes. i fell asleep in a daze.

at 6:30, the birds chirped me awake, and the first thing that came into my head was to grab neil and ask him not to leave me.

"i won't, darling", he said, in his sleep. "i'm not leaving."

i found a good stick in the yard. i'll use it, when the time comes. if you haven't read the book...that won't make any sense. 

i crept into the living room and anthony was still there, looking peaceful and so, so motionless in the hazy dawn light. it had rained. i kept expecting to see his chest rise, his feet to shift, his head to raise and wink at me and say "just kidding...!"

but just stillness, the stillest stillness.

i pulled up a meditation cushion and sat there for a while, breathing it all in and out, thinking about how the buddhist monks will sit with their departed friends for days, days, days after they die, contemplating their own mortality...when nicolas came tiptoe-ing into the room with his guitar. he played two songs of his own that he knew anthony loved, and my face overflowed again. nicolas lost his wife, about ten years ago, to the same disease that took my older brother karl, when i was 20. lou gehrig's disease, ALS. he'd been through all this. she was a dancer. christine.

nicolas did a quick chant, and i sat and listened. om shanti shanti shanti.

then i offered up a prayer, out loud.

"may all the wonderfulness and compassion that is in anthony enter this child in my womb. and may all the things that made him an impossible bastard stay behind...you know...if possible."

nicolas burst out laughing.

we sat there and meditated for a while, then stretched our backs. the sun blazed through the windows. it was like we had stolen our own private little wake.

"when christine died," he said, "we left her body out for two days, so everybody could come by and be with her."

"i'm so glad we got out of the hospital," i said. "there's no time to say goodbye like this, there's no space for it."

we'd been talking about that the night before...how screwed up the new systems are, how we're all so far from death and life and birth all the time because we no longer live in tribes and villages and close quarters. it used to be that there was always someone around dying, and someone around being born, and it rolled out right in front of your eyes, this great cycle of life, instead of being hidden in locked, poorly-lit buildings with visiting hours.

we sat a little longer, looking at our departed friend.

i felt a flutter and reached for nicholas' hand and closed my eyes.

"say hello, nicolas".

he smiled and put his hand on my belly

and said,

"hey, little anthony."

i smiled.

it's a boy, by the way.

we found out.

it's a boy.