Briarstone is creating Video Gaming Commentary & More!
71

patrons

$763
per month
Grrrrrreetings!

It seems you have found my Patreon page where you can support my efforts to entertain you and many others. Stage one of my master plan is complete. Stage two requires a bit of mind control. Hang on a second... I've got the manual with the instructions on how it works somewhere in... here? No...?

...hmm... It has got to be in here.

Perhaps in this stack of papers. I wrote it down, though I really wish I could just copy and paste it now. This is mildly embarrassing.

Ahah!

Still here? If so, good. Now, ahem...

"Please."

...

Did it work? I wonder if it worked.
Tiers
Sturdy Foundation
$1 or more per month 9 patrons

We're building a tavern for people we like!
Rewards:
  • Your name may be used in any game where I can change the names of the people/things/places. 
  • My eternal gratitude for your generosity.
  • Access to the Patreon News Feed and early access to weekly projects.
  • Random giggle fits.
Cornerstone Support
$3 or more per month 21 patrons


Come inside. There is nature out there.
Rewards:

  • An invitation to play games with me via an exclusive Discord (https://discordapp.com/) channel.
  • The ability to rub your hands together to create warmth and exfoliate dead skin.
  • I earn +25% Happiness per turn.
Magicals 101
$5 or more per month 26 patrons

Some kind of charm spell.
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • The ability to blink faster than you can flick your own eye.
  • Every time I wink at the camera, I'm winking at you.
  • Infinite mana.
Defenders of a Thing
$10 or more per month 12 patrons

Cheers! We have a thing!
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • +2 to Charisma Checks.
  • Three kinds of cheese on your pizza. 
  • I earn +50% more happiness per turn.
What did you do!?
$25 or more per month 4 patrons

Cross platform infamy!
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • I will add your name to the 'Wall of Awesome' section of Twitch/Youtube.
  • The ability to wax your nether region without pain. (BRIAR IS A LIAR!)
  • I will personally see to it that I keep myself properly nourished and well stocked with choice beverages.
Not to 50!
$50 or more per month 2 patrons

Y U DO DIS?!
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • Are you serious!?
  • I will twerk in private while I think of how awesome you are.
  • I earn +75% happiness per turn.
Fractals and Unicorns
$100 or more per month 3 patrons

HNNGGG! THERE ARE NO WORDS!
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • Pick a game. I will make at least one video of it, and let everyone know you are responsible for it.
    • Ex: "This video is brought to you by "<your name>".
    • Limit one choice, per person, per month.
  • You will gain the ability to capture me via a pokeball. (provided you have the skill)
  • You have a money-back guarantee that you'll live forever.
Goals
$763 of $1,000 per month

REWARD:
  • A monthly vlog anyone? I'll make a post every month asking what topic you'd like me to consider and I will make that video available only on Patreon for you.
    • I will be better equipped to keep my computer gear and other paraphernalia up to date/relevant.
      • computer hardware upgrades, extra lighting, extra camera, GoPro?, etc.
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Grrrrrreetings!

It seems you have found my Patreon page where you can support my efforts to entertain you and many others. Stage one of my master plan is complete. Stage two requires a bit of mind control. Hang on a second... I've got the manual with the instructions on how it works somewhere in... here? No...?

...hmm... It has got to be in here.

Perhaps in this stack of papers. I wrote it down, though I really wish I could just copy and paste it now. This is mildly embarrassing.

Ahah!

Still here? If so, good. Now, ahem...

"Please."

...

Did it work? I wonder if it worked.

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Tiers
Sturdy Foundation
$1 or more per month 9 patrons

We're building a tavern for people we like!
Rewards:
  • Your name may be used in any game where I can change the names of the people/things/places. 
  • My eternal gratitude for your generosity.
  • Access to the Patreon News Feed and early access to weekly projects.
  • Random giggle fits.
Cornerstone Support
$3 or more per month 21 patrons


Come inside. There is nature out there.
Rewards:

  • An invitation to play games with me via an exclusive Discord (https://discordapp.com/) channel.
  • The ability to rub your hands together to create warmth and exfoliate dead skin.
  • I earn +25% Happiness per turn.
Magicals 101
$5 or more per month 26 patrons

Some kind of charm spell.
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • The ability to blink faster than you can flick your own eye.
  • Every time I wink at the camera, I'm winking at you.
  • Infinite mana.
Defenders of a Thing
$10 or more per month 12 patrons

Cheers! We have a thing!
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • +2 to Charisma Checks.
  • Three kinds of cheese on your pizza. 
  • I earn +50% more happiness per turn.
What did you do!?
$25 or more per month 4 patrons

Cross platform infamy!
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • I will add your name to the 'Wall of Awesome' section of Twitch/Youtube.
  • The ability to wax your nether region without pain. (BRIAR IS A LIAR!)
  • I will personally see to it that I keep myself properly nourished and well stocked with choice beverages.
Not to 50!
$50 or more per month 2 patrons

Y U DO DIS?!
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • Are you serious!?
  • I will twerk in private while I think of how awesome you are.
  • I earn +75% happiness per turn.
Fractals and Unicorns
$100 or more per month 3 patrons

HNNGGG! THERE ARE NO WORDS!
Rewards:
  • All of the above rewards.
  • Pick a game. I will make at least one video of it, and let everyone know you are responsible for it.
    • Ex: "This video is brought to you by "<your name>".
    • Limit one choice, per person, per month.
  • You will gain the ability to capture me via a pokeball. (provided you have the skill)
  • You have a money-back guarantee that you'll live forever.