CaesarNova is creating tales (not tails). Stories (not...storys).
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I write shit. Not literal shit, good shit. The kind people like. People like you. Unless you're a robot, in which case, robots like you. You can find this good shit at https://www.fanfiction.net/u/8620467/ and other such internet places. You can find literal shit at poorly maintained public bathrooms. Or the comfort of your own home, if you're the productive type (presumably with broken plumbing).

Unfortunately, like most meatbags, I require things to live. Some stuff, like oxygen, is free. Other stuff, less so. If you want to enable my existence (you filthy enabler), and by extension my capacity to write tales (not tails) you can help by giving me $$$. Except I'm British, so £££. Or not, that's cool. Thanks for dropping by!
Tiers
Your Own Short
$25 or more per month
You get a custom-made shortfic (approx. 4000-5000 words)! Yeah it costs a bit, but these things take time. And I'm good at what I do. 'Course you can save the dough and invest your own time in doing it, but personally I find it difficult to enjoy my own work. You just focus on the technical side, y'know? Shortfics will be posted on my account so the whole world can see what you have commissioned into existence. And that will make you feel warm inside. Maybe. If you're cold inside, you may want to see a doctor. I'm not sure human bodies are supposed to work that way. If you're a robot, feel free to disregard the previous warning and enjoy the cooling feel of...well, coolant.

WARNING: Please message me with the details of the fic you desire BEFORE pledging. Some fics I may refuse to do. Because I am uncomfortable doing them, or I object to the content or I'm just overloaded with work or whatever. Fascist MLP fics aren't my thing, for example. Neither is smut, so no smut. Yet, anyway... I accept no responsibility for people who pledge without messaging me and then get pissy when their 'Germany won WWII' AU Animal Farm Non-Con Smut fails to appear. Don't steal that idea by the way, that's mine. Patented. By General Patton.

I write shit. Not literal shit, good shit. The kind people like. People like you. Unless you're a robot, in which case, robots like you. You can find this good shit at https://www.fanfiction.net/u/8620467/ and other such internet places. You can find literal shit at poorly maintained public bathrooms. Or the comfort of your own home, if you're the productive type (presumably with broken plumbing).

Unfortunately, like most meatbags, I require things to live. Some stuff, like oxygen, is free. Other stuff, less so. If you want to enable my existence (you filthy enabler), and by extension my capacity to write tales (not tails) you can help by giving me $$$. Except I'm British, so £££. Or not, that's cool. Thanks for dropping by!

Recent posts by CaesarNova

Tiers
Your Own Short
$25 or more per month
You get a custom-made shortfic (approx. 4000-5000 words)! Yeah it costs a bit, but these things take time. And I'm good at what I do. 'Course you can save the dough and invest your own time in doing it, but personally I find it difficult to enjoy my own work. You just focus on the technical side, y'know? Shortfics will be posted on my account so the whole world can see what you have commissioned into existence. And that will make you feel warm inside. Maybe. If you're cold inside, you may want to see a doctor. I'm not sure human bodies are supposed to work that way. If you're a robot, feel free to disregard the previous warning and enjoy the cooling feel of...well, coolant.

WARNING: Please message me with the details of the fic you desire BEFORE pledging. Some fics I may refuse to do. Because I am uncomfortable doing them, or I object to the content or I'm just overloaded with work or whatever. Fascist MLP fics aren't my thing, for example. Neither is smut, so no smut. Yet, anyway... I accept no responsibility for people who pledge without messaging me and then get pissy when their 'Germany won WWII' AU Animal Farm Non-Con Smut fails to appear. Don't steal that idea by the way, that's mine. Patented. By General Patton.