Caffeine Mark

is creating Coffee Comedy podcasts & videos fused with semi controlled mad

2

patrons

$13

per month
As a devoted podcaster and coffee lover and sleep deprived parent, I want my podcast and most of the content that I put out to be free and available for anyone to enjoy, but in order to do that, I need some support...
Cuddles... Lotsa cuddles... and some money, that would be nice too.
The money you pledge will help keep food in my hand and weed on my daughters plate... I don't drink, so don't give me too much money, keep some for yourself to celebrate as well with a strong latte.
I will use any said donation to help me travel the land in search of coffee and coffee lovers of all shapes and sizes and share that coffee with the people who need it most.
I will bring back their stories and tales from behind the coffee machine of LOVE!
Give these poor coffee freaks a voice through me! I will be their martyr... for a price... 
Or really what I am trying to say is that I will use this money for good and not evil... and probably on coffee as well...
And I will be forever grateful for your act of kindness.
Tiers
Doing Good!
$5 or more per month
(For budget purposes, this is about $1.25 a week or 17cents a day)


Welcome to the start of our beautiful journey together...


Thank you for supporting me, watching and sharing my content.


I do this to put a smile on your face and that in return warms my heart.


Thank you for your help in my mission to put smiles on dials.


Love you!

Awesome is the name of the game!!
$10 or more per month
$10 a month (0.5 g of weed in Australian street value or 2 lattes)

That's $2.32 a week or 33cents a day (for budgeting purposes again...)


You must enjoy good coffee...

Or may be even good weed...

Or maybe like me... a bit of both...


For this you get a copy of my Ebook "Memoirs of a Baked Barista" to help you through those tough bowel movements...

As it has recently been voted "Best Ebook to read while doing the doodoo" by myself and all the voices in my head.


Thank you and enjoy!

Super Awesome!
$25 or more per month
$25 a month (a stick of weed in some parts of OZ or 5 coffees and a croissant)

That's $5.81 a week or 83cents a day (if you're still counting)


For this level of Super Awesomeness, you get my eternal gratitude and a free copy of my latest Ebook and I send you a yearly box of goodies for your birthday.

Extra Awesome!
$50 or more per month
$50 a month (3grams of random weed, Australian street value or a trip to your favourite fast food outlet you would rather forget...)

That's $11.62 a week or $1.66 a day (Cha Ching!...)


As an Extra Awesome person, you probably don't need to be reminded of your awesomeness, but that's what Im here for!

You are truly awesome and I am very grateful! Thank you!


You get the Ebook, the birthday package AND some freshly roasted coffee of my choosing.


Enjoy! I love you!

Uber Awesome!
$100 or more per month
$100 a month (7grams of street value weed in Australia or 3 kilos of beans depending where you shop)


That's $23.25 a week or $3.32 a day (You know how to count if you're here...


At this level of awesomeness, I don't want to waste your time...

I love you & Thank you very much!


You get a copy of every book I write as they are released, the birthday package, the coffee and the chance to join me online to mind smash more ideas for future videos and projects.


Let's change the world together!


Enjoy! I love you!

Beyond Awesome!
$500 or more per month only 10 left
$500 a month (enough coffee and weed for a good party)


Numbers don't really matter here, you are clearly set on your way to success both financially and now on every level of awesome. You inspiring Legend!


Thank you!


You get all that is in the Uber Awesome Package... but after a year, I will also come and visit you wherever you are in the world and make you an aeropress coffee ( and maybe a spliff depending on the legality)


Let's change the world together!


Enjoy! I love you!

We are one!
$15,000 or more per month only 10 left
I am yours for a month a year!


What are we doing?


You tell me!

Goals
$13 of $1,000 per month
If I can get a thousand bucks a month, I hire an up & coming sound engineer to make me sound better and some extra help for the website in the future to make content faster and better for you to enjoy.

New gear would be on the shopping list for later down the line.

Some travel money would help me get in and out of a city and a bed in a backpackers to go and seek more caffeine adventures for you all to enjoy and share.
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As a devoted podcaster and coffee lover and sleep deprived parent, I want my podcast and most of the content that I put out to be free and available for anyone to enjoy, but in order to do that, I need some support...
Cuddles... Lotsa cuddles... and some money, that would be nice too.
The money you pledge will help keep food in my hand and weed on my daughters plate... I don't drink, so don't give me too much money, keep some for yourself to celebrate as well with a strong latte.
I will use any said donation to help me travel the land in search of coffee and coffee lovers of all shapes and sizes and share that coffee with the people who need it most.
I will bring back their stories and tales from behind the coffee machine of LOVE!
Give these poor coffee freaks a voice through me! I will be their martyr... for a price... 
Or really what I am trying to say is that I will use this money for good and not evil... and probably on coffee as well...
And I will be forever grateful for your act of kindness.

Recent posts by Caffeine Mark

Tiers
Doing Good!
$5 or more per month
(For budget purposes, this is about $1.25 a week or 17cents a day)


Welcome to the start of our beautiful journey together...


Thank you for supporting me, watching and sharing my content.


I do this to put a smile on your face and that in return warms my heart.


Thank you for your help in my mission to put smiles on dials.


Love you!

Awesome is the name of the game!!
$10 or more per month
$10 a month (0.5 g of weed in Australian street value or 2 lattes)

That's $2.32 a week or 33cents a day (for budgeting purposes again...)


You must enjoy good coffee...

Or may be even good weed...

Or maybe like me... a bit of both...


For this you get a copy of my Ebook "Memoirs of a Baked Barista" to help you through those tough bowel movements...

As it has recently been voted "Best Ebook to read while doing the doodoo" by myself and all the voices in my head.


Thank you and enjoy!

Super Awesome!
$25 or more per month
$25 a month (a stick of weed in some parts of OZ or 5 coffees and a croissant)

That's $5.81 a week or 83cents a day (if you're still counting)


For this level of Super Awesomeness, you get my eternal gratitude and a free copy of my latest Ebook and I send you a yearly box of goodies for your birthday.

Extra Awesome!
$50 or more per month
$50 a month (3grams of random weed, Australian street value or a trip to your favourite fast food outlet you would rather forget...)

That's $11.62 a week or $1.66 a day (Cha Ching!...)


As an Extra Awesome person, you probably don't need to be reminded of your awesomeness, but that's what Im here for!

You are truly awesome and I am very grateful! Thank you!


You get the Ebook, the birthday package AND some freshly roasted coffee of my choosing.


Enjoy! I love you!

Uber Awesome!
$100 or more per month
$100 a month (7grams of street value weed in Australia or 3 kilos of beans depending where you shop)


That's $23.25 a week or $3.32 a day (You know how to count if you're here...


At this level of awesomeness, I don't want to waste your time...

I love you & Thank you very much!


You get a copy of every book I write as they are released, the birthday package, the coffee and the chance to join me online to mind smash more ideas for future videos and projects.


Let's change the world together!


Enjoy! I love you!

Beyond Awesome!
$500 or more per month only 10 left
$500 a month (enough coffee and weed for a good party)


Numbers don't really matter here, you are clearly set on your way to success both financially and now on every level of awesome. You inspiring Legend!


Thank you!


You get all that is in the Uber Awesome Package... but after a year, I will also come and visit you wherever you are in the world and make you an aeropress coffee ( and maybe a spliff depending on the legality)


Let's change the world together!


Enjoy! I love you!

We are one!
$15,000 or more per month only 10 left
I am yours for a month a year!


What are we doing?


You tell me!