CagePotato.com is creating Mixed Martial Arts News
0
patrons
$0
per month
Since 2007, CagePotato.com has been the one and only source for irreverent, no-holds barred coverage of the beautiful freakshow that is MMA (mixed martial arts). We've kept you up-to-date on current events, sponsored fighters, and even incurred the wrath of the UFC a time or two. But more than anything, we created a community where like-minded MMA fans could bond over their love of lowball humor and dime-store philosophical ramblings about terrible fighter nicknames and MMA crowd GIFS.

But now, CP is facing a crisis. Due to recent financial cutbacks from our parent site, the future of CagePotato is more uncertain than ever. We recently saw the unfortunate departure of our founding editor, Ben Goldstein, and CP's few remaining writers have been severely limited in terms of daily output. The odds are against us -- then again, when haven't they been? -- but with your help, we can restore CP to its former glory.

This is a call to arms, Potato Nation. We need your support, your input (and most importantly, your cash) to ensure that CP can afford to forge ahead.This means bringing on additional writers. Editing/Publishing more of your reader submissions. Making sure everything on the site remains up-to-date and functional on a day-to-day basis.

The point is, we can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore, you guys. We will be united in our common interests. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world Potato Nation declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"


Tiers
Pledge $5 or more per month
1 patron
A personal shout out from us on Twitter. 

Got a beef with a fighter you need to get off your chest, but can't because you only have 23 followers? Want us to publicly shame one of your friends? Or are you simply looking to to gain some followers via that patented CagePotato bump? All you need is a few bucks to start making those incredibly modest dreams come true.
Pledge $10 or more per month
0 patrons
Pledge $25 or more per month
0 patrons
A signed 8x10 from CagePotato's porn correspondent and avid GSP fanatic, Carmen Valentina.

Pledge $50 or more per month
0 patrons
A custom solo video from Carmen Valentina. You know, to talk about upcoming fight cards and stuff. (*removes sunglasses*) (*winks*) 


Since 2007, CagePotato.com has been the one and only source for irreverent, no-holds barred coverage of the beautiful freakshow that is MMA (mixed martial arts). We've kept you up-to-date on current events, sponsored fighters, and even incurred the wrath of the UFC a time or two. But more than anything, we created a community where like-minded MMA fans could bond over their love of lowball humor and dime-store philosophical ramblings about terrible fighter nicknames and MMA crowd GIFS.

But now, CP is facing a crisis. Due to recent financial cutbacks from our parent site, the future of CagePotato is more uncertain than ever. We recently saw the unfortunate departure of our founding editor, Ben Goldstein, and CP's few remaining writers have been severely limited in terms of daily output. The odds are against us -- then again, when haven't they been? -- but with your help, we can restore CP to its former glory.

This is a call to arms, Potato Nation. We need your support, your input (and most importantly, your cash) to ensure that CP can afford to forge ahead.This means bringing on additional writers. Editing/Publishing more of your reader submissions. Making sure everything on the site remains up-to-date and functional on a day-to-day basis.

The point is, we can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore, you guys. We will be united in our common interests. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world Potato Nation declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"


Recent posts by CagePotato.com

Tiers
Pledge $5 or more per month
1 patron
A personal shout out from us on Twitter. 

Got a beef with a fighter you need to get off your chest, but can't because you only have 23 followers? Want us to publicly shame one of your friends? Or are you simply looking to to gain some followers via that patented CagePotato bump? All you need is a few bucks to start making those incredibly modest dreams come true.
Pledge $10 or more per month
0 patrons
Pledge $25 or more per month
0 patrons
A signed 8x10 from CagePotato's porn correspondent and avid GSP fanatic, Carmen Valentina.

Pledge $50 or more per month
0 patrons
A custom solo video from Carmen Valentina. You know, to talk about upcoming fight cards and stuff. (*removes sunglasses*) (*winks*)