Captain Ket is creating Happiness
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Hi, I'm Darshin also known as Captain Ket and I would like to be mean to people for you so it won't impact on your moral compass and get you into the desired afterlife of your choosing :3

I'm a connoisseur of memes and an avid gamer.
Join my Discord https://discord.gg/2gHrjZm
add me on steam https://steamcommunity.com/id/realket/


Tiers
Fren
$2 or more per month

The most basic tier, I call someone mean names for you, can literally be anything you want or let me just be creative.


Can do it over text or voice chat.

Heckin Good Fren
$5 or more per month

You get the previous tier rewards + I wish death and dismay on their family and do various rituals so you know it's gonna work.

Best fren
$10 or more per month

You get all previous tier rewards + a boop and pic of us on a social media of your choosing 

Goals
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I will give weekly lessons on Discord on how to be a terrible human being and also how to share/create the dankest memes as well as coaching in various games such as :
DOTA2
MTG ARENA
GWENT
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Hi, I'm Darshin also known as Captain Ket and I would like to be mean to people for you so it won't impact on your moral compass and get you into the desired afterlife of your choosing :3

I'm a connoisseur of memes and an avid gamer.
Join my Discord https://discord.gg/2gHrjZm
add me on steam https://steamcommunity.com/id/realket/


Recent posts by Captain Ket

Tiers
Fren
$2 or more per month

The most basic tier, I call someone mean names for you, can literally be anything you want or let me just be creative.


Can do it over text or voice chat.

Heckin Good Fren
$5 or more per month

You get the previous tier rewards + I wish death and dismay on their family and do various rituals so you know it's gonna work.

Best fren
$10 or more per month

You get all previous tier rewards + a boop and pic of us on a social media of your choosing