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Catbird Creator Crunchiness
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Join our community! This tier benefits writers and video directors most.
Submit to our contests and competitions for free! And have your work evaluated FIRST by editors.
Follow your favorite creators and stories by getting jocular updates.
Submit to our contests and competitions for free! And have your work evaluated FIRST by editors.
Follow your favorite creators and stories by getting jocular updates.
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- Enter ALL Catbird Lit Competitions for FREE.
- Your work evaluated FIRST by editors. Get first priority treatment from editors. Wanna get published?
- Jocular Updates - follow your favorite creators and stories
The Catbird Song
$5
per month
You help us stay alive!! You're a PATRON, and a far-sighted visionary.
We are much obliged.
You will receive an annual collection of works published in Catbird Lit. It may center around a theme, it may not. It may include new material, it may not. This may be an invaluable addition to your library. Or it may not.
Plus all the other benefits from the Creator Tier.
We are much obliged.
You will receive an annual collection of works published in Catbird Lit. It may center around a theme, it may not. It may include new material, it may not. This may be an invaluable addition to your library. Or it may not.
Plus all the other benefits from the Creator Tier.
- Annual collection of Catbird literature
- Your work evaluated FIRST by editors. Get first priority treatment from editors. Wanna get published?
- Enter ALL Catbird Lit Competitions for FREE.
- Jocular Updates - follow your favorite creators and stories
- Chat community
Our Monetary Savior
$20
per month
Obviously, your chief desire is to keep us running. Not jogging. Not power-walking. Running.
And we love you.
If there is stuff that we cannot or will not publish on the site, you may have access to it. Maybe. There are some works that are just too explosive. Whoah. I am getting a little too earnest here, and I need to crank up some irony.
Yeah. Explosive. Bang. Watch your head! Or tails. You choose.
And we love you.
If there is stuff that we cannot or will not publish on the site, you may have access to it. Maybe. There are some works that are just too explosive. Whoah. I am getting a little too earnest here, and I need to crank up some irony.
Yeah. Explosive. Bang. Watch your head! Or tails. You choose.
- Chat community
- Bonus Extra Credit Content and Contentedness
- Enter ALL Catbird Lit Competitions for FREE.
- Annual collection of Catbird literature
- Your work evaluated FIRST by editors. Get first priority treatment from editors. Wanna get published?
- Jocular Updates - follow your favorite creators and stories
About Catbird Lit
Don't laugh. Humor is not that funny.
Not anymore.
Not after Trump. Obama didn't help either. Nor did the Popes or the death of Charles Schultz. Global hunger is not funny.
Global hunger for Ha. As in Ha-Ha.
We have to stop laughing. Seal our lips with melted wax and a personal stamp. Take our hand from our underarm, our lighter from our anus, our flowers from our graves.
Humor is dead.
Long live Ha! Ha needs you to inflate yourself with helium. And try not to laugh.
Not anymore.
Not after Trump. Obama didn't help either. Nor did the Popes or the death of Charles Schultz. Global hunger is not funny.
Global hunger for Ha. As in Ha-Ha.
We have to stop laughing. Seal our lips with melted wax and a personal stamp. Take our hand from our underarm, our lighter from our anus, our flowers from our graves.
Humor is dead.
Long live Ha! Ha needs you to inflate yourself with helium. And try not to laugh.
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