Chris Ray Gun is creating Video Content
579

patrons

$2,266
per Highly Edited Video
Hey, everybody! Chris Ray Gun here and welcome to this cacophonous realm of dwindling hope and defiled dreams. Thank you for visiting my Official Patreon Page. Even if you aren't supporting the channel through this avenue, it means a lot that you even thought to consider it. Thank you. 

The video you see above is the perfect example of the content that I would like to continue making. Long form, highly edited, commentary with sketches, proper camera work and collaborative elements. 

I create video content, normally political but not exclusively. With YouTube continually proving itself to be unstable, creators who spend a lot of time crafting a single projects like the one linked above need to look elsewhere to be able to continue creating. Consider supporting if you are able to. There are now rewards and you can set a monthly cap to avoid paying any amount you feel is too much. This and merchandise are the best ways to support creators like me, who's content normally get's flagged by YouTube's demonetization system. 

Thank you again for visiting and considering. It means so much. 
Rewards
Bleach Goblin
$2 or more per Highly Edited Video 80 patrons
Your support is greatly appreciated by the Sweenlord, the God of Blackness, and the Ray Gun himself. You will be rewarded with an invite to our Discord realm.
Includes Discord rewards
Disciple of Paul
$5 or more per Highly Edited Video 52 patrons
Thank you for your support. It means the world to us. You are now a slave to Paul's unyielding will. May your soul, or what shadows thereof remain, soldier on in the stead of danger.


You have access to Patron specific polls and updates about content that's currently in the works in addition to the previous reward.

Includes Discord rewards
Acolyte of Black God
$20 or more per Highly Edited Video 12 patrons
Thank you for the twenty president's heads! Acolytes of Black God are granted access to a special discord channel text channel and a voice channel. You will also receive a credit in the video. 


You'll also receive exclusive links to unlisted content (soundcloud demos of musicals, sneak peaks at the editing room, etc) when such content is available.

Includes Discord rewards
Apprentice of the Sween Machine
$35 or more per Highly Edited Video 0 patrons
The Apprenticeship of the Sweeny One is not a designation one denies or refuses. In addition to all prior rewards, you will receive GOLD DESIGNATION in Video Credits (that means you'll show up first and with gold fuckin' text), and the option to have a voice-line recorded for you by Chris of the Ray Gun or the Sweenlord. 


This could be a voice line for a video, answering machine, some dumb thing for a friend, anything you want us to say essentially. As long as it's within reason. We don't need to alert the Wall Street Journal.

Includes Discord rewards
Plasma of the Ray Gun
$50 or more per Highly Edited Video 5 patrons
Perhaps the most important role of all. You are the grease that keeps our chair rolls smooth and the shield that keeps the North Korean nuclear winds of war at bay. Thank you for this greatly unnecessary feat of generosity. You could have purchased yourself a nice controller or perhaps gone to a half-way decent concert but instead you chose this. 


In addition to all previous tiers, you have access to an exclusive 1 - 2 hour Patreon Google Hangout that will take place at the end of the month (starting February 27th)

Includes Discord rewards
You're a Psycopath
$80 or more per Highly Edited Video 8 of 10 patrons
This is unnecessary, what are you doing? What are you fucking rich? What are you some kind of Zuckerberg? You phenomenal hunk of irresponsible meat pillows. 


I pretty much have to give you something ridiculous for this, so in addition to all the prior rewards (Discord, Google Hangout, Sneak Peaks, Updates, Credits, and a Personalized Voice Line) you will receive two personally signed CRG shirts, sweaters, mugs, or whatever you choose from the Teespring store along with a personalized note from Chris Ray Gun and Tom Sweeny. 


(NOTE: This is much more feasible for people in the US than in those fake countries that obviously don't exist.)

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$2,266 of $5,000 per Highly Edited Video
Ideally, this would be a great starting point to hire artists, crew, and editors (not at minimum wage lol) to help push the channel forward. I've always wanted to fly my best friend from the UK out here to work with me as my cameraman and pay him well. This would mean more field videos (like the Franchesca Ramsey video) and more opportunities to collaborate with the creators you love. The goal is high because I wanted everyone who works for me to be as well of as I'd be. 

This would help facilitate a consistent Snark Tank Podcast and more frequent high quality content. At the risk of losing that personal flair, I will still be in charge of final edits.
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Hey, everybody! Chris Ray Gun here and welcome to this cacophonous realm of dwindling hope and defiled dreams. Thank you for visiting my Official Patreon Page. Even if you aren't supporting the channel through this avenue, it means a lot that you even thought to consider it. Thank you. 

The video you see above is the perfect example of the content that I would like to continue making. Long form, highly edited, commentary with sketches, proper camera work and collaborative elements. 

I create video content, normally political but not exclusively. With YouTube continually proving itself to be unstable, creators who spend a lot of time crafting a single projects like the one linked above need to look elsewhere to be able to continue creating. Consider supporting if you are able to. There are now rewards and you can set a monthly cap to avoid paying any amount you feel is too much. This and merchandise are the best ways to support creators like me, who's content normally get's flagged by YouTube's demonetization system. 

Thank you again for visiting and considering. It means so much. 

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Rewards
Bleach Goblin
$2 or more per Highly Edited Video 80 patrons
Your support is greatly appreciated by the Sweenlord, the God of Blackness, and the Ray Gun himself. You will be rewarded with an invite to our Discord realm.
Includes Discord rewards
Disciple of Paul
$5 or more per Highly Edited Video 52 patrons
Thank you for your support. It means the world to us. You are now a slave to Paul's unyielding will. May your soul, or what shadows thereof remain, soldier on in the stead of danger.


You have access to Patron specific polls and updates about content that's currently in the works in addition to the previous reward.

Includes Discord rewards
Acolyte of Black God
$20 or more per Highly Edited Video 12 patrons
Thank you for the twenty president's heads! Acolytes of Black God are granted access to a special discord channel text channel and a voice channel. You will also receive a credit in the video. 


You'll also receive exclusive links to unlisted content (soundcloud demos of musicals, sneak peaks at the editing room, etc) when such content is available.

Includes Discord rewards
Apprentice of the Sween Machine
$35 or more per Highly Edited Video 0 patrons
The Apprenticeship of the Sweeny One is not a designation one denies or refuses. In addition to all prior rewards, you will receive GOLD DESIGNATION in Video Credits (that means you'll show up first and with gold fuckin' text), and the option to have a voice-line recorded for you by Chris of the Ray Gun or the Sweenlord. 


This could be a voice line for a video, answering machine, some dumb thing for a friend, anything you want us to say essentially. As long as it's within reason. We don't need to alert the Wall Street Journal.

Includes Discord rewards
Plasma of the Ray Gun
$50 or more per Highly Edited Video 5 patrons
Perhaps the most important role of all. You are the grease that keeps our chair rolls smooth and the shield that keeps the North Korean nuclear winds of war at bay. Thank you for this greatly unnecessary feat of generosity. You could have purchased yourself a nice controller or perhaps gone to a half-way decent concert but instead you chose this. 


In addition to all previous tiers, you have access to an exclusive 1 - 2 hour Patreon Google Hangout that will take place at the end of the month (starting February 27th)

Includes Discord rewards
You're a Psycopath
$80 or more per Highly Edited Video 8 of 10 patrons
This is unnecessary, what are you doing? What are you fucking rich? What are you some kind of Zuckerberg? You phenomenal hunk of irresponsible meat pillows. 


I pretty much have to give you something ridiculous for this, so in addition to all the prior rewards (Discord, Google Hangout, Sneak Peaks, Updates, Credits, and a Personalized Voice Line) you will receive two personally signed CRG shirts, sweaters, mugs, or whatever you choose from the Teespring store along with a personalized note from Chris Ray Gun and Tom Sweeny. 


(NOTE: This is much more feasible for people in the US than in those fake countries that obviously don't exist.)

Includes Discord rewards