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Every week, you'll read a scene I cut out of one of my novels. Or a chapter I had to cut out of my book, or an article I never published, because it got overtaken by events. Or maybe an e-mail I drafted to blow off steam, but thought better of sending when I sobered up.
Find out what a writer's life is really like ... by having a look at the floor of her cutting room.
One catch: You have to swear that it never goes beyond us. Some of this is perfectly innocuous, if perhaps badly written. Other stuff? Top Secret. If it ever gets out that I wrote these things, I'm toast. So if you sign up for this tier, I will ask you to sign a Vow of Omertà.
(Oh, man: I'm actually excited for you. There is so much great junk lying around my computer you wouldn't believe it.)
I do. That's why I've limited the number of people who can join this tier to ten.
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- followed by a quatrain;
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I’m an American novelist, essayist, journalist, historian, travel writer, biographer, critic, editor, and consultant who lives amid a menagerie of adopted stray animals in Paris.
I’m the author of There is No Alternative: Why Margaret Thatcher Matters, Menace in Europe: Why the Continent’s crisis is America’s, Too, and Screw the Beautiful Forevers: Life, Death, and Hope in a Pleasant, Middle-Class Gated Community in Delhi.
I’ve also written two spy novels, Loose Lips and Lion Eyes.
I’m a contributor to Ricochet, a contributing editor of City Journal, and a Manhattan Institute scholar.
Before returning to Paris, I lived for a decade in Istanbul, where among other things I was the American Foreign Policy Council’s senior fellow for Turkey. (I also wrote part of a graphic novel about my seven cats called Catstantinople.)
You can learn more about me and the books I’ve written on Amazon, or read about me on LinkedIn.
You can find more of my journalism in my portfolio on Pressfolios.
And you can turn to me for bespoke writing: No job too big or too small. Novels, screenplays, speeches, love letters, epic poetry, limericks, haiku, tersa rima, ballads, sonnets, tactful rejections (romantic or otherwise), ghostwritten wedding anniversary speeches, motivational speeches, ad copy, biographies, histories, autobiographies, memoirs, declarations of war, and funeral orations.