C is creating Video Prank Calls
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patrons

$10
per month
Tiers
CoMC Hang Around
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
It’s very unlikely you will ever interact with any of the founders. But if you do you better order them a drink and shut the fuck up unless spoken too. You got that poser?  
CoMC Prospect
$2 or more per month 1 patron
You get two CoMC stickers and in exchange the founders might call on a favor one day and the answer better be a quick yes. Or else… GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLUB RIGHT NOW!!! 
CoMC Member
$5 or more per month 1 patron
You get two CoMC stickers and a surprise BIG sticker. In exchange you are dedicating everything in your life to the founders of CoMC. This means your time, your money, and even your old lady are now club property. The founders are your everything, so drink the cool-aid and take a seat at the table!
CoMC Enforcer
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
We give you two CoMC stickers, a surprise BIG sticker and a CoMC embroidered patch that you better wear with pride. In exchange if the founders point you better know what to do without question. If you hesitate for even one fucking second, the founders will point at you next!
CoMC Road Captain
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
We give you two CoMC stickers, a surprise BIG sticker, a CoMC embroidered patch, a 12x8 COMC poster and a CoMC T-shit. At this point you have the founders respect and you can speak freely to them. Just don’t stair at their old ladies or they will burn the side of your face with cigar. 
CoMC SGT at Arms
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
We give you two CoMC stickers, a surprise BIG sticker, a CoMC embroidered patch, a 12x8 COMC poster, a CoMC T-shirt, and the founders will approve you to watch a few CoMC outings live as they happen. Not only will you be rubbing elbows with the founders on a daily bases, you have rank over nearly everyone in the club. That means you can sleep with any CoMC member’s old lady below you. You will get no guff about it either, because the founders made it so!
CoMC Vice President
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
We give you two CoMC stickers, a surprise BIG sticker, a CoMC embroidered patch, a 12x8 COMC poster, a CoMC T-shirt, approve you to watch a few CoMC outings live as they happen, and you will be a guest star pranker on a CoMC episode. You will be reporting directly to the founders and for the first time in your life your life you will not be one of the 99%ers. YOU ARE A GOD!!!! 
Goals
$10 of $400 per month
We will make sure each week new episodes of CoMC are released.
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Tiers
CoMC Hang Around
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
It’s very unlikely you will ever interact with any of the founders. But if you do you better order them a drink and shut the fuck up unless spoken too. You got that poser?  
CoMC Prospect
$2 or more per month 1 patron
You get two CoMC stickers and in exchange the founders might call on a favor one day and the answer better be a quick yes. Or else… GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLUB RIGHT NOW!!! 
CoMC Member
$5 or more per month 1 patron
You get two CoMC stickers and a surprise BIG sticker. In exchange you are dedicating everything in your life to the founders of CoMC. This means your time, your money, and even your old lady are now club property. The founders are your everything, so drink the cool-aid and take a seat at the table!
CoMC Enforcer
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
We give you two CoMC stickers, a surprise BIG sticker and a CoMC embroidered patch that you better wear with pride. In exchange if the founders point you better know what to do without question. If you hesitate for even one fucking second, the founders will point at you next!
CoMC Road Captain
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
We give you two CoMC stickers, a surprise BIG sticker, a CoMC embroidered patch, a 12x8 COMC poster and a CoMC T-shit. At this point you have the founders respect and you can speak freely to them. Just don’t stair at their old ladies or they will burn the side of your face with cigar. 
CoMC SGT at Arms
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
We give you two CoMC stickers, a surprise BIG sticker, a CoMC embroidered patch, a 12x8 COMC poster, a CoMC T-shirt, and the founders will approve you to watch a few CoMC outings live as they happen. Not only will you be rubbing elbows with the founders on a daily bases, you have rank over nearly everyone in the club. That means you can sleep with any CoMC member’s old lady below you. You will get no guff about it either, because the founders made it so!
CoMC Vice President
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
We give you two CoMC stickers, a surprise BIG sticker, a CoMC embroidered patch, a 12x8 COMC poster, a CoMC T-shirt, approve you to watch a few CoMC outings live as they happen, and you will be a guest star pranker on a CoMC episode. You will be reporting directly to the founders and for the first time in your life your life you will not be one of the 99%ers. YOU ARE A GOD!!!!