Tim The Enchanter is creating weirdness
3
patrons
$11
per video

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN PERSON


I WILL PROCEED TO DESCRIBE MYSELF:
I am an existential memelord filmmaker currently making weird shit on youtube, desperately (and very openly) waiting for Adult Swim to get in contact with me.

Although mostly everything I do on youtube is animated, I've never considered myself an animator. So it goes.

I WILL PROCEED TO DESCRIBE THIS PATREON:
I've thought long and hard about this, but I finally decided to open up a Patreon. Not only I think Patreon is an excellent platform, I also love the fact that it makes the contact between myself and yourself very easy and that, by giving away your money, you will probably have an eagerness to steal some of my time for a conversation. I love that. Please do so.

Not to mention, I secretly wish to craft the postcard rewards as I think they'll be extremely enjoyable to make and you'll be very pleased with your exchange.

Also, I shouldn't really mention this, but my ass is going through some major life changes and I'm gonna need all the help I can get, honestly.

As for the pledges, they're per-creation, which means you only pay whenever I post a video. The reasoning is obvious if you've been following my channel's erratic schedule. Seeing I post a video only when it's a full moon on a Tuesday, and seeing that you can also set a monthly max, you really don't have to worry too much. In fact, if I were you, I'd pledge a million dollars and unpledge them next month just for the thrill of it. The russian roulette of patronage.

I WILL PROCEED TO DESCRIBE WHAT I INTEND TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY:
Ever noticed I don't really post all that much in the channel? Yes, you probably have. I receive a bunch of comments every time I post about how "He's back!" or "See ya next year!". Wanna know why I relegate the most enjoyable part of my creative life to a corner? Because I can't pay for food with it.

It sucks, but that's the way the world works. I need to work and freelance hard to make time for the channel and, when I do, I always end up thinking I should be doing this all day. I love working on the channel and I love your reactions to it. The fact that you guys are still here after almost two years blows my fucking mind and I'll thank you eternally for it.

I want to be able to make more time for the channel. I want to owe you, literally owe you. I'd love to be able to work as much as I want on making new videos, but at this work/life/art balance rate I can't do it as often as I need to, because I can't justify the time spent on it if that means one less pay/freelance job. I'm not exactly swimming in dolla dolla bills atm, as much as I'd like to be. Your support for the channel would feel like a boulder getting removed from my back.

I WILL PROCEED TO CONCLUDE THIS RAMBLING ESSAY ON THE SOCIOPOLITICAL CLIMATE OF FREELANCE WORK/LIFE BALANCE:

So:
  • If you like what I do and want to see more of it.
  • If you like the rewards and would like to receive one of them.
  • If you enjoy making people profoundly happy.
  • If you are just a cool bean and want to have a nice chat.
  • If you just have so much money you don't know what else to do with it or
  • If you hate my fucking guts and want to see me kill myself on cocaine and hookers.
Just consider pledging.

Tiers
a s c e n d
$1 or more per video 2 patrons
You are a God/ess. You get:
  • Access to the patreon-exclusive blog, in which I'll mainly post BTS material, TUTORIALS and the PRESETS I made, just in case you want to learn how I make stuff and chat a bit.
  • Special role in the discord in which you can ask me any question or have some goofs together.
Includes Discord rewards
t r a n s c e n d
$5 or more per video 0 patrons
Dude, what are you doing? Are you actually doing this?
  • You will receive a digital, unique, personalised thank you postcard gif that I'll craft myself with my own bare hands. And my computer.
  • (and all of the above)
Includes Discord rewards
a s c e n t r a n s a n c e n d
$10 or more per video 1 patron
Um, at this stage you are officially a Meme Guardian Angel.
  • Your likeness will most certainly be featured on a video if you so desire, and
  • You will be on the Wall of Fame. That's just a fancy name for the end of every video.
  • Also you can probably ask me to strip on cam via discord and I'll consider it.
  • (all of the above too)
Includes Discord rewards
i n f i n i t y
$30 or more per video 0 patrons
Alright damn, 
  • You can request an exclusive tutorial narrated or written by yours truly on anything I've done in the past or
  • You can make me work on something for your channel or video. (Don’t go insane on this one. We'll figure it out.)
  • (and all of the above)
Includes Discord rewards
s i n g u l a r i t y
$50 or more per video 0 of 5 patrons
This tier grants you a [REDACTED] full of [REDACTED] you can use to become [REDACTED]. That's the least I can do.
[BLOCKED]
[CONFIDENTIAL - UNLOCK AVAILABLE ONCE PAYMENT IS COMPLETE]
Requirements: Be a Level 5 Masonic Techno-Warlock.
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$11 of $100 per video
I might as well quit my job.
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HELLO FELLOW HUMAN PERSON


I WILL PROCEED TO DESCRIBE MYSELF:
I am an existential memelord filmmaker currently making weird shit on youtube, desperately (and very openly) waiting for Adult Swim to get in contact with me.

Although mostly everything I do on youtube is animated, I've never considered myself an animator. So it goes.

I WILL PROCEED TO DESCRIBE THIS PATREON:
I've thought long and hard about this, but I finally decided to open up a Patreon. Not only I think Patreon is an excellent platform, I also love the fact that it makes the contact between myself and yourself very easy and that, by giving away your money, you will probably have an eagerness to steal some of my time for a conversation. I love that. Please do so.

Not to mention, I secretly wish to craft the postcard rewards as I think they'll be extremely enjoyable to make and you'll be very pleased with your exchange.

Also, I shouldn't really mention this, but my ass is going through some major life changes and I'm gonna need all the help I can get, honestly.

As for the pledges, they're per-creation, which means you only pay whenever I post a video. The reasoning is obvious if you've been following my channel's erratic schedule. Seeing I post a video only when it's a full moon on a Tuesday, and seeing that you can also set a monthly max, you really don't have to worry too much. In fact, if I were you, I'd pledge a million dollars and unpledge them next month just for the thrill of it. The russian roulette of patronage.

I WILL PROCEED TO DESCRIBE WHAT I INTEND TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY:
Ever noticed I don't really post all that much in the channel? Yes, you probably have. I receive a bunch of comments every time I post about how "He's back!" or "See ya next year!". Wanna know why I relegate the most enjoyable part of my creative life to a corner? Because I can't pay for food with it.

It sucks, but that's the way the world works. I need to work and freelance hard to make time for the channel and, when I do, I always end up thinking I should be doing this all day. I love working on the channel and I love your reactions to it. The fact that you guys are still here after almost two years blows my fucking mind and I'll thank you eternally for it.

I want to be able to make more time for the channel. I want to owe you, literally owe you. I'd love to be able to work as much as I want on making new videos, but at this work/life/art balance rate I can't do it as often as I need to, because I can't justify the time spent on it if that means one less pay/freelance job. I'm not exactly swimming in dolla dolla bills atm, as much as I'd like to be. Your support for the channel would feel like a boulder getting removed from my back.

I WILL PROCEED TO CONCLUDE THIS RAMBLING ESSAY ON THE SOCIOPOLITICAL CLIMATE OF FREELANCE WORK/LIFE BALANCE:

So:
  • If you like what I do and want to see more of it.
  • If you like the rewards and would like to receive one of them.
  • If you enjoy making people profoundly happy.
  • If you are just a cool bean and want to have a nice chat.
  • If you just have so much money you don't know what else to do with it or
  • If you hate my fucking guts and want to see me kill myself on cocaine and hookers.
Just consider pledging.

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Tiers
a s c e n d
$1 or more per video 2 patrons
You are a God/ess. You get:
  • Access to the patreon-exclusive blog, in which I'll mainly post BTS material, TUTORIALS and the PRESETS I made, just in case you want to learn how I make stuff and chat a bit.
  • Special role in the discord in which you can ask me any question or have some goofs together.
Includes Discord rewards
t r a n s c e n d
$5 or more per video 0 patrons
Dude, what are you doing? Are you actually doing this?
  • You will receive a digital, unique, personalised thank you postcard gif that I'll craft myself with my own bare hands. And my computer.
  • (and all of the above)
Includes Discord rewards
a s c e n t r a n s a n c e n d
$10 or more per video 1 patron
Um, at this stage you are officially a Meme Guardian Angel.
  • Your likeness will most certainly be featured on a video if you so desire, and
  • You will be on the Wall of Fame. That's just a fancy name for the end of every video.
  • Also you can probably ask me to strip on cam via discord and I'll consider it.
  • (all of the above too)
Includes Discord rewards
i n f i n i t y
$30 or more per video 0 patrons
Alright damn, 
  • You can request an exclusive tutorial narrated or written by yours truly on anything I've done in the past or
  • You can make me work on something for your channel or video. (Don’t go insane on this one. We'll figure it out.)
  • (and all of the above)
Includes Discord rewards
s i n g u l a r i t y
$50 or more per video 0 of 5 patrons
This tier grants you a [REDACTED] full of [REDACTED] you can use to become [REDACTED]. That's the least I can do.
[BLOCKED]
[CONFIDENTIAL - UNLOCK AVAILABLE ONCE PAYMENT IS COMPLETE]
Requirements: Be a Level 5 Masonic Techno-Warlock.
Includes Discord rewards