Colin Christianis creating Sculpture & kustom painting , podcasts, movie reviews & more
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Adventures In Art
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Extra How-To Videos on Sculpting & Painting (2-5 minute instruction videos)
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Hiya! My name is Colin Christian, I’m a London born artist residing in Florida, USA. I am a sculptor that specializes in fiberglass with custom finishes in the creation of Cartoon Realism- a style which I’ve developed in my 20 year old career as a full time artist. I’ve done some very large scale pieces, my Hello Kitty Sculpture was at one time the worlds largest, I’ve sold my works all over the planet to celebrities, music stars, housewives, CEOs and all manner of art collectors from every part of society!
What am I doing here?
Historically, art patrons have been essential in the creation of art, they play a vital role in a keystone of human civilization and I’m beyond excited to start on this journey with you, new patron. For the most part I work on commissions for clients and sometimes passion projects that I care deeply about come as an afterthought to what pays my bills and to that which helps me support my family. Your patronage will shift focus to more personal projects, I think the time is right for me to step up my game and with your much needed help I’ll be able to do this. In return for your help I’m happy to offer many different levels of access to both my work and myself, I want to make this as rewarding as I can for both of us so we both can sleep at night doing something positive and fun. We’ll start off with just a few tiers and I will be offering more once I get to grips with all of this!
In this place I want to create an area where you can understand the work and the person behind it and not only that- I feel very strongly about passing on what I have learned not only in the creation of sculpture but also in other areas of life, other art that has inspired me whether it be film, books and music, nature and science and the love of family and friends and dogs, lots of dogs! And animals.
Ideally I’d like to shift my focus from making copies of pieces as I currently do to making more “one off” pieces that make a stronger statement. I always want to make the work accessible to all, this place will offer you, as a patron (and possible collector) access to knowledge, experience, small collectibles that you would not normally have access to on a regular basis. My work is not cheap, I understand clearly that many cannot afford it, but your patronage here will give you access to the work in other forms that will be affordable and unique to your tier.
I have several passion projects I’d love to concentrate on, a number of environmental based works addressing biodiversity loss, I have a whole series of works in mind that normally would be a difficult sell but your patronage here would take that difficulty away and I can say what needs to be said. I also have a couple of projects that appeal to me on an aesthetic technical and purely creative level, including a large scale female “Galactus” head where I’ll be showing it’s construction from the earliest stages to the final taping off and clear coating, so you would get a fundamental understanding of how and why I create a piece. It will be a learning experience for us all.
I’m hoping that I will be a good teacher, it’s so important to give back what I’ve learned to those that want it.
Thank you so much for visiting my page, I hope you take the next step and become a full time patron! I’m just starting with a few tiers right now but I’ll be updating very soon with new tiers and all sorts of goodies that’ll get you wriggling.
This will be a positive step for all of us and hopefully a shitload of fun!