The Confused Breakfast

The Confused Breakfast

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Maybe the critics don't love you, but we do.  We will tell all our friends about you every chance we get.  We were the first ones to know how cool you were.  Don't worry, you will catch on with the rest of the world, eventually.

In this tier, you are just saying that you love us as much as we love you.  You enjoy the podcast and want to give us a little monthly boost to keep going.  We are so thankful.  
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Everyone loves you.  The critics and the fans.  We especially appreciate what you are doing for us and we won't soon forget.

Being a member at this tier is not only general support for our podcast, but you also get access to some WEEKLY bonus content.  Typically when the episode ends, we keep chatting about the movie.  Sometimes we make fun of ourselves for things we said.  Other times, we talk about a few points that we never got to talk about in the actual episode.  Or, we discuss another movie that we would want to talk about on a future episode.  You will have exclusive access to these bonus recordings.  No one else will ever get to hear this exclusive content.  At least one bonus content episode will be available each week.

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**Access to Bonus Content after every episode.
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Nothing is as highly regarded as a 'Staff Pick' is.  Sure you can trust the word of mouth of your friends or the fancy writings of a critic, but the opinion and admiration of your local movie store clerk is everything.  In this tier among tiers, you are the elite.  We worship you.  Not only are you supporting our podcast and getting access to the bonus content, but you also get acknowledged publicly as the beautiful, untouchable God(des) that you are.  We will not only list your name in the notes of every podcast episode, but we will also shout your praises on an episode, etched in tape forever.  Since we value your opinion so much.... way more than anyone else.   You will also get to vote on what movies we talk about next.  Suggestions welcome and your vote will be heard.     Perks: **Access to WEEKLY Bonus Content after every episode. **Your name listed in the notes of every podcast episode. **Your name listed in the notes of every YouTube video. **Your name mentioned on the podcast episode once a month. **Exclusive monthly vote for a future movie review.  **Direct notification of newly posted YouTube videos. **Access to our exclusive Discord Server

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  • Access to our chat after the episode ends
  • Shout out on the episodes
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About The Confused Breakfast

Hello!  Welcome to The Confused Breakfast Podcast Patreon page!  We absolutely love creating this podcast for you, but it is a lot of work!  Putting out 4+ episodes per month is serious business.   We spend a lot of time re-watching these movies, researching them and recording/editing the podcast.   We truly love doing it but we could use your help to keep us creating quality content and staying positive!  Consider becoming a patron.  We already love you, but this will help us love you even more!
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Our second big Patreon goal is to be able to release more episodes per month.  There is a lot involved with re-watching the movies, spending the time to research, getting together to record, and editing the final package.  Once a week has been our max, but with your help and hitting this goal, we can start to increase on that output level!
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 136 exclusive posts
74
Audio releases
14
Images
10
Links
19
Polls
15
Writings
4
Videos

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