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About Confused Reviews

Confused Reviews - where a cartoon drawing reviews movies - is now on Patreon!

I've been making movie reviews for nearly five years, all of which was done without making a dime until November of 2020.

But as Dennis the shady local Uber driver once told me, "the car doesn't run on thank you-s." Considering supporting this madhouse of mania and movies by funding more insane ideas you won't find in any other series.

-CR
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