Connie "Big Ballz" Bumbaloni

is creating comedic sketch videos

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Thank you for your support! You're a gem! 

xoxo, Connie 

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I'd like to do what I do best and tell EVERYONE what a gem you are on the social medias. Thank you for your support!

And, thank GOD social media didn't exist when WE were in high school, eh? 

xoxo, Connie 
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You make me shine bright like a diamond, neighbor! Which I'll be sharing with everyone in a VIDEO message on the socials.

And, putting your name in lights in a special thanks at the end of every episode.

And, you get EARLY ACCESS to episodes! SHINE ON! 

xoxo, Connie 
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About Connie "Big Ballz" Bumbaloni

Well hello there! I'm Connie "Big Ballz" Bumbaloni and this is my Patreon page! (It took me a while to learn how to pronounce Patreon and even longer to understand how it all works but here we are.) If you've made it this far it means you are a fan of all things Connie and I am endlessly grateful for you. 

This year I’ve been working on something really FABULOUS and am ready to take Connie “Big Ballz” Bumbaloni to the next level. In 2021, I will be launching “Questions with Connie”, a monthly “advice-column” series starring, of course, ME! It’s Connie “Big Ballz” answering all of your questions about life’s questions – and I mean YOUR questions. Actual questions sent in by you. What could be more perfect?! Now I am NOT a licensed therapist. But I WILL tell you how to live your life. But only after you ask. Which is the polite thing to do. You get it.

By joining Patreon and pledging a few dollars of support each month, YOU are playing a starring role in “Questions With Connie” and allowing me to dedicate time and resources to making new content. And this whole production doesn’t happen on its own. You know how they say “it takes a village” or whatever? Well in my case it takes my barista, Jimmy, the boy-wonder-editing-genius who makes me funnier and makes my videos look amazing. To make this happen, we need to grow this famiglia of patrons. And that’s where you come in, your support means the world to me!

Take a look at the goods and see what works for you.

Thanks for watching! Now be a good patron and break out that credit card....

xoxo,
Connie



* Thank you to Kevin Macleod for providing the usage of his royalty free music in our Patreon video! 
Carefree by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://<wbr></wbr>creativecommons.org/licenses/<wbr></wbr>by/4.0/
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$253.56 of $500 per month
This is what it costs to produce a monthly episode. The main thing is I gotta pay my barista, Jimmy, to do his editing magic. If I want Jimmy to take a couple days off from making lattes and edit my videos then we gotta grow this famiglia of patrons.

Add in some nails, maybe a new leopard shirt, and the strong possibility of me breaking my tripod and this is where we end up.

Creating content ain't cheap let me tell ya. But also please don't tell my husband!
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