Simon Alkenmayer
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Gremlin


$5
per month
In the Gremlin tier you get access to the audio versions of the two journals “The Creature’s Cookbook” and “Creature’s Cookbook 2: Monster’s Mise en place” and the short stories “Simon’s Snacks”.
- Access to audio book files
Busy Bee


$9
per month
In this tier you will get access to exclusive spoken content, including the reading of website entries, additional essays, Q&A sessions
- Access to audio book files
- Patron-only Q&As
- Patron-requested readings of your favorite things
Dinner Guest


$15
per month
In this tier you will have access to all the recordings of the books, short stories, website entries, Q&A, but will also be able to shecule a one-on-one discord call, and request that I read something specific for you
- Patron-only Q&As
- Access to audio book files
- 1:1 Phone call
- Patron-requested readings of your favorite things
About Simon Alkenmayer
This patreon is one part of the multi-platform social media experiment known as the Creatures Cookbook. I am Simon, or Simone—as you like it. I am a monster. Which kind? The real kind. I eat people, and I write about it. Some humans laugh, some are worried. I don’t mind either. You see this is an experiment. I know I exist, but while once I was convinced you did too, you seem less and less inclined to say so. Now you turn the things that used to haunt you, into romantic fantasies. I don’t like it. There’s something obviously wrong. This needs sorting. So about a decade ago, I began this experiment. I don’t care what you believe, but I do want to watch how you come to your beliefs, and I am uniquely positioned to do this, because I do exist.
On this Patreon will be audio versions of my diaries, read by me, with voice masking software. This is done to prevent any traces of proof from your reckoning. I may also include other such things.
On this Patreon will be audio versions of my diaries, read by me, with voice masking software. This is done to prevent any traces of proof from your reckoning. I may also include other such things.
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