CrustaceanSingles is creating daily comics at CrustaceanSingles.com
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patrons

CrustaceanSingles is a webcomic. It has been daily since 2011, meaning that there are over 2500 comics . A lot of people seem to enjoy it, and maybe you will too.
    I’m excited to use this Patreon platform to branch out, to create more, and to interact more with readers. Also, I could really use the money.
    I promise to make it worth your while at any level of patronage. Check out the tiers I have so far, and if you have suggestions for future tiers (or anything else), I’ll gladly consider them.

About me, the person who makes the comics:
    My name is Andrew. The woman I’m married to found me through my comics, which is the best love story of all time. I have multiple sclerosis & an extensive collection of mental illnesses. In addition to making CrustaceanSingles, I write fiction, write and record music, build strange musical instruments, co-author textbooks for learning French, and whisper conspiratorially into the void.
Tiers
Stick Figure
$1 or more per month
Access my patrons-only posts: flash fiction, extra doodles, reviews of things, and whatever else I come up with.

PLUS you'll receive a download-and-print CrustaceanSalutations greeting card pack as a thank-you.

Octopus Hat
$3 or more per month
You'll receive download-and-print coloring book pages every month. Coloring books can be calming, focusing, even inspiring...these ones might be sort of like that.

(you also get the rewards from Stick Figure tier, of course)

Brain Owner
$5 or more per month
You'll get a download-and-print greeting card of the month from CrustaceanSalutations, every month. Hope you're ready to blow some minds on Arbor Day.

(plus rewards from Stick Figure and Octopus Hat tiers)

Erudite Individual
$11 or more per month
You'll receive a digital copy of A Glass of Water, a collection of short stories I have written. (Also includes all rewards from lower tiers.)
Postcard Recipient
$17 or more per month
You will receive an original, hand-drawn postcard from yours truly. That could be worth something someday, like for giving a papercut to a home intruder. (Must provide a mailing address.)

(Also includes all rewards from lower tiers.)

Cleverly Disguised Cactus
$23 or more per month
I'll name a bench in the park after you. (The bench will not be marked in any way & no one but us will know. Secrets are cool!) 

I'll also name a character in the daily comics after you, if you want.

(Also includes all rewards from lower tiers.)

MVP (Most Venerable Patron)
$47 or more per month
I will write an original short poem or story just for you. You can provide your own prompt or let it be a surprise.

(Also includes all rewards from lower tiers.)

Goals
22 of 23 patrons
At 23:00 on the day this goal is reached, I will dig a small hole in a suitable patch of soil and whisper thereinto a happy secret before gently covering it once more.
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CrustaceanSingles is a webcomic. It has been daily since 2011, meaning that there are over 2500 comics . A lot of people seem to enjoy it, and maybe you will too.
    I’m excited to use this Patreon platform to branch out, to create more, and to interact more with readers. Also, I could really use the money.
    I promise to make it worth your while at any level of patronage. Check out the tiers I have so far, and if you have suggestions for future tiers (or anything else), I’ll gladly consider them.

About me, the person who makes the comics:
    My name is Andrew. The woman I’m married to found me through my comics, which is the best love story of all time. I have multiple sclerosis & an extensive collection of mental illnesses. In addition to making CrustaceanSingles, I write fiction, write and record music, build strange musical instruments, co-author textbooks for learning French, and whisper conspiratorially into the void.

Recent posts by CrustaceanSingles

Tiers
Stick Figure
$1 or more per month
Access my patrons-only posts: flash fiction, extra doodles, reviews of things, and whatever else I come up with.

PLUS you'll receive a download-and-print CrustaceanSalutations greeting card pack as a thank-you.

Octopus Hat
$3 or more per month
You'll receive download-and-print coloring book pages every month. Coloring books can be calming, focusing, even inspiring...these ones might be sort of like that.

(you also get the rewards from Stick Figure tier, of course)

Brain Owner
$5 or more per month
You'll get a download-and-print greeting card of the month from CrustaceanSalutations, every month. Hope you're ready to blow some minds on Arbor Day.

(plus rewards from Stick Figure and Octopus Hat tiers)

Erudite Individual
$11 or more per month
You'll receive a digital copy of A Glass of Water, a collection of short stories I have written. (Also includes all rewards from lower tiers.)
Postcard Recipient
$17 or more per month
You will receive an original, hand-drawn postcard from yours truly. That could be worth something someday, like for giving a papercut to a home intruder. (Must provide a mailing address.)

(Also includes all rewards from lower tiers.)

Cleverly Disguised Cactus
$23 or more per month
I'll name a bench in the park after you. (The bench will not be marked in any way & no one but us will know. Secrets are cool!) 

I'll also name a character in the daily comics after you, if you want.

(Also includes all rewards from lower tiers.)

MVP (Most Venerable Patron)
$47 or more per month
I will write an original short poem or story just for you. You can provide your own prompt or let it be a surprise.

(Also includes all rewards from lower tiers.)